There’s definitely some sort of a Spiderman joke to be made here, but I got Marvel Fatigue after all those Avengers movies ended so stupidly, so I don’t know what happened in that one. Sorry. Let’s ge...

Yeah, I doubt it will be “an intelligent, perceptive, and deeply moving” episode , but I’m open to surprises today. Let’s get started! ( * quote from Roger Ebert’s review of Ordinary People, rogere...

Can you imagine the VD crew in charge of Ghost World ? That would have been a crime against Xennial weird girls, if not all of humanity, depending on how attached to the movie you are. Let’s get st...

Here we are now, Vampire Diaires: Entertain us! Elena’s crying in bed in full glam, and turns off her 5:15 alarm. It’s already full daylight outside, too, so we’re off to a good start. She’s goi...

Big talk, VD. It’s only the fifth episode of the season. I reckon nothing is going to happen, not really, but I’m willing to be surprised. Let’s get started! Matt’s working out in the school weigh...

What, are they all gonna turn into fascists? My bar for “disturbing” is… uniquely American at the moment. Let’s get started! We’re back in Chicago with the horrible vampires, trying on clothes that ...

Y’all, the humidity here today is killing me, and I know in my soul I will never be able to live in New England again. The desert has me, y’all! Run! Save yourselves! Go get started on this recap! K...

Good lord, it took ten full minutes to find a picture of a Prius I could use here. The enshittification of the internet continues apace. Let’s get started! EWWWWWW EWWWWWW EWWWWWW THEY PUT AI IN MY ...

HELLO, SNOWFLAKES! Been a minute, but y’all expect that from me, I’m sure. I got a new job, and I’ve had to figure out new schedules and yadda yadda, y’all know the drill. Or you’re neurotypical, and ...

So annoyed I can’t find the clip I want from 1995’s Kicking and Screaming , one of Noah Baumbach’s early films. Max is home alone, reading the spines of the books on the shelf. “As I Lay Dying… Heart...

Well, it’s been a hot minute, hasn’t it? Oops. But I got the job!!!!! So let’s get started! Thank god for “Last Time On” segments, because I needed the refresher. So. The ritual is tonight; Jenna’s ...

Hey, y’all, I know I’ve been irregular with my recaps lately. I have to look for a job.

Man, if he doesn’t look like that? My disappointment will be immense, and my day, ruined. Let’s get started, Snowflakes! Ok, so, we ended last week with Elena taking the dagger out of Elijah. She ha...

Do you think it’s also the last chance… for love? We open on Klaus criticizing Alaric’s wardrobe.

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Before we get started, let me share this little tidbit I found on Reddit today. Titties out and hair down, just like Katharine would want. Y’all, I can’t believe I’m gonna say this, but I might be...

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