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Rhys Knott

@wrhys-writes.bsky.social
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The embodiment of mediocrity. Unlike swearing I'm big but not clever. Sports nerd. Lover of music and my own self importance. Imaginary writer, available for work. All nonsense my own.

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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tommy Reffell is man of the match, and it's not even close.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Chris Harris has been god awful with ball in hand tonight.
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Monkey Anguish
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Newcastle have got decent shape, great intent in attack (when they're avoiding Reffell), but they can pass and catch. And that seems like the sort of thing that will land you at the bottom of the table again.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Dan McFarland the most chill human on earth?
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Very Cool Thumbs Up Guy
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it time to fire up the "Hoskins Sotutu is the best number 8 in the world" post?
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Marques Brownlee: I'm Going With That
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Men in Blazers Media Network @meninblazers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England really said eff them kids 😭
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Are Harlequins pissed?
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Blood & Mud Rugby Podcast @bloodandmud.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GLOUCESTER ARE GOING TO WIN THE LEAGUE!!!!! (no screenshots of this please)
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm no Gloucester fan, but there's no way that's "no foul play". Even if the ball carrier is falling down, Cunningham-South is hitting up with no visible wrap. Absolutely horrendous stuff.
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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He drove a what? Did not see that coming.
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Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Genuinely can't work out if LRZ has suddenly become terrible at defending, or if Bristol's defensive line is permanently out of position.
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Optimus Prime: It's Puzzling
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unsurprisingly, after TNT gave it the massive, night on the miaow-miaow fuelled energy, hype before the kick off this game in Brizzle has turned into a Ian Tempest led boring shitfest.
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Missy Moreno: Excellent Work Everyone!
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Henry Pollock might have suffered the worst injury of the season. His voice is a few octaves higher now.
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Leslie @missilepanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolutely nailed the Scottish rugby player or lawyer name. Maybe top 5 of all time.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ellis Genge "has a sore wrist", the jokes write themselves.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sam Warburton nearly had a trouser explosion while he was doing that breakdown demonstration.
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Cassi Davis as Ella Payne: Just Calm Down
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Week 3 of the 2026 NFL season is in the books. That means two things: the London games start this weekend, and it's time to make sweeping generalisations about which teams are good, which are struggling, and which are just mid. medium.com/@buck_mitche...
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NFL Vibe Check — Week 3
Week 3 of the 2026 NFL season delivered a few surprises: veteran QBs doing veteran QB things and the end of a 12-game win streak.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Week 3's What's Hot and What's Knott features a rookie linebacker stat-fest, some hilarious interceptions and the worst thing to happen in Buffalo this week! 🍦 thetouchdown.co.uk/whats-hot-an...
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What's Hot and What's Knott in Football: Week 3 - The Touchdown
We've got a new award, elite linebackers and why you want Bijan on your team all in What's hot and what's Knott in football in week 3
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aaron Wainwright is desperate to get Gabe Hamer-Webb back in the Wales squad.
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Dylan Moran's Hilarious Disappointment
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Coincidentally "It's hard to sell a house when it's covered in baboon faeces" is the title of my upcoming solo album.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1. Go to Burscough in West Lancashire. 2. Spend the day there. You’re welcome.
St Helens Star: How to spend a day in Burscough in West
Lancashire.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Springboks have a 3 man overlap and they still insist on having three rucks. Then they go wide without going forward and throw am interception.
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The Dude Asks: What Are You Doing?
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As much as I enjoy the tries and line breaks, I am mostly here for the Morgan Turinui meltdowns. There's the laws of rugby and then there's the Morgan Turinui laws of rugby that only apply to Australia.
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Tom And Jerry Jerry Laughing
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rassie definitely controls telecommunications in all rugby stadia around the world, doesn't he?
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Simpsons Comic Book Guy: Coincidence? I think not.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harry Wilson is David Lyons. Nobody should be able to play Test rugby with that body type, let alone play it at an elite level.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
van Staden nearly moonied the entire stadium then. Do your shorts up big fella
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Shy Skunk Says 'Oh Gosh' in Flower Field
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your social media savvy is greatly appreciated.🫡 #AEWTailgateBrawl
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s funny because he made a point throughout his 2022 Senate run of repeatedly saying he would be the reliable 51st vote for the Dems. It was a go-to line for him. Said it all the time. That’s why it’s funny.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is 100% me
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cam Winnett just got Blair Murray'd
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Calishibe714 Doge Scooter Zoom Zoom
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Henry Pollock's barnet>>>>>>>>>> Gabriel Ohgre's barnet
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Matti Haapoja: So Much Better
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not sure about LRZ's tactic of giving Sara Cox an ear bashing when she misses a knock on. She's only one person big fella, and she was on the directly opposite side to you 🫣
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just in case anyone was in any doubt etc etc etc
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In news that surprises absolutely nobody, Exeter seriously miss Hooper and Ikitau.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The TNT commentators are missing a trick when they say the Exeter fly half's name
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Superintendent Chalmers Yells SKINNER!
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did Dafydd Jenkins call Gloucester soft again? Cos they're giving Exeter both barrels here!
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A surefire sign of old age. He'll be pulling a quad getting off the sofa next. Happens to the best of us Nicky boy.
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Gangly Bitch @gangly-bitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pater can't even be old enough to buy a jug.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Austin has clearly forgotten Jalibert and Dan Edwards exist, hasn't he?
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
According to NextGenStats, the Falcons defense recorded 15 quick pressures vs Green Bay tonight, 2nd most on any game this season. The most was 17—which the Vikings defense put up against Green Bay.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For a team with Chris Harris in the backline Red Bulls' defence is bobbins.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never fails to miss
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Oh, Tempo. How we've missed you." Said nobody ever. Not even his own mother.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get Hoskins Sotutu on, for the love of Geoff.
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Spongebob Squarepants Squidward Tentacles
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the things I noticed about Tyler Shough in the second halves: He’s playing *fast* (2.55 second time to throw). On the pod, @foxworthshow.bsky.social and I discussed how he’s heated up as the game progresses when the governor comes off a bit. 📺: youtu.be/DxSe4uNQyvA?...
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Red Bulls are going to use that time honoured tradition of the Prem not letting any team to be promoted to ensure they remain in the league, aren't they?
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Herbert Garrison: It's So Simple And Yet Genius
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Turns out Week 2 was pretty action packed, and I left out Elic Ayomanor's impressive hurdling skills & some nearly melting cleats. Turns out I do have some limits after all. Ft. some top QB stats, some effing & Geoffing & just how much Brian Flores sends a blitz thetouchdown.co.uk/whats-hot-an...
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What's Hot and What's Knott in Football - Week 2 - The Touchdown
There are big hits, lots of big hits, hilarious interceptions, some wild weather and most importantly awful officials. It must be the NFL.
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think Stephen Jones might be a pretty decent attack coach by the way.
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Shadowheart's 'No Notes' Head Shake (BG3)
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Rhys Knott @wrhys-writes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Harsh, but fair.
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