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The Teachers have hitherto only explained the world in various ways. The point, however, is to change it. He/він

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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 19h
“Well you’re loud in class too when you tell us to be quiet” Yes bc it’s literally my job to teach you???
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Among all the explosions and power outages and fear, there are moments of sublime friendship and solidarity and love here in Kyiv. They’ll have to pry me out of this city with a crow bar.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Where did it hit? I heard one get intercepted over khreschatyk.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beep beep beep “That would be the Andy weirwood tree. Steven, you still control the board.”
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“I’ll take nerd culture before and after for 100, Alex” “This science fiction author helps bran see the deep history of Westeros.”
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ficking Russians keep trying to destroy bridges in Kyiv.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing screams literary crisis more than the rise of voice note messaging as a general thing. Can’t you people type?
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In school on day of the defender?
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flutes are blonde and clarinets are brunette. The bassoon is a redhead. I don’t make the rules.
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Matthew A Kraft @matthewakraft.com · 28/09/2026
New @nytimes.com piece ranks 30 education interventions on both effectiveness & costs. For me, the key takeaway is NOT about what academics (including myself) rated as most effective or least costly. It is about the decision making process districts use. 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/u...
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30 Ideas for Fixing U.S. Schools, Ranked by Experts
Math and reading scores are in a decade-long slump. We asked three dozen experts: What could turn things around?
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The duty roster is different at my new school so now I watch the middle school girls play volleyball 2x weekly. Still a good time.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/09/2026
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching the saving private ryan cinemasins on YouTube while anti aircraft guns fire in the distance
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Jacob Rubashkin @rubashkin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New Siena College/ReconMR TEXAS poll is absolutely brutal for Republicans—could be a generational wipeout if it comes to pass: SEN Talarico 49 Paxton 43 GOV Hinojosa (D) 49 Abbott (R) 45 Generic ballot R47 D46 9/8-11, 614 LV, live caller/text-to-web, MoE 4.3% reconmr.com/wp-content/u...
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ukraine sending a mass drone attack to Moscow right as people start “voting” would be funny as hell. I hope they do it. Zelenskyy please listen to me I have the best ideas.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Most of the teachers at school are bilingual but they use Ukrainian to talk to the school therapy dog bc they’re used to recalcitrant kids not responding to English, just like the dog.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Student: “I want to stab every Russian…” Me, on teacher autopilot: “violence isn’t the answ… yeah. Okay.”
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m old enough to remember “genocide is a crime so massive as to exceed any jurisdiction”. Just arrest him. Anyone can. Jurisdiction doesn’t matter.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today’s #nytconnections was diabolical
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah! I’m free most nights this week!
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Seven air alerts so far today. Most recently hearing explosions while walking through the maidan about an hour ago. Evening plans canceled bc the red line metro is often borked during air raids.
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🎶 we all live in a Polish submarine, Polish submari—oh god NO NO N—
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Massive attack on Kyiv incoming says the warning channel
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I went to bed at 8:00 and had insomnia. Now I know I won’t be sleeping. Four more loud explosions in Kyiv.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
More ballistics inbound on Kyiv
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Four minutes out: ballistic launch warning. Less than a minute out: target cities. Then explosions. They think these two were North Korean missiles.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finally someone with my exact politics. I’m a single issue cancel Thanksgiving voter.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Punch buggy. No punch backs.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Why did we as a society normalize food concessions in movie theaters. You’re right I definitely didn’t want to hear the movie, I wanted to hear the people near me chewing.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My feed is almost entirely algorithm stuff now bc no humans are posting.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
In geek v jock news, iPhone corrects “kerbin” to LeBron which is… I mean, come on
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I can’t hear the music anymore but this mf’s whistling is still carrying through several walls
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I’m at another hostel during karaoke night and someone here is whistling louder than the speakers along with the music. I guess it’s a Slavic thing but I had to leave the building. Horrific.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The next president of Hungary is my personal chess coach
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Margo Gontar @margogontar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This might be the most life affirming thing you’ll see today : To the right : deep hole Russian missile left. To the left : Kyiv market buzzing , lively as always. Because nothing can stop life. Because even war can’t stop life .
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Insane and hilarious and fantastic if judit polgar is going to be the next president of Hungary
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Somewhat relatedly, almost every country I go to in Europe has a senior citizen who’s gonna try to cut me in line, just to cause problems at whatever situation it is. This morning an elderly guy shoved past me to get on a bus he didn’t have a ticket for. Argued with the bus driver and left.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
share.google/E89wVoCyOweo... @jamesfrankiethomas.bsky.social
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You, Too, Can Have a Viral Tweet Like Mine: Demystifying Poetic Meter by James Frankie Thomas
September 24, 2019 – James Frankie Thomas demystifies poetic meter.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Every time Ukraine has a big protest movement I’m out of country and can’t be there for it
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Scientists should study the tone deaf+lack of sense of rhythm+ shitty taste in music nexus among hostel travelers.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don’t know where you are right now, but there are 20 people behind you trying to get to where they’re going, faster than you’re willing to walk
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Studying hard
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Cute bartender just gave me an unprompted hug when I was walking out to get groceries. Talk about making my day
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
They sent the attack because they knew America would be focused on the World Cup and wouldn’t pay attention to Ukraine.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t believe my last day teaching at this school started with 13 civilians killed and ended with student goodbyes from the bomb shelter.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
In my grand unifying theory of crushes there are a posteriori crushes and a priori crushes. The former is fine but the latter is life upending
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ok best we can figure out is Ukraine sent a ton of Artie in and once the orcs cleared out they used a drone to raise a flag somehow.
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Andrew in 🇺🇦 @wouldeye.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
The more Ukrainian I learn the shittier my Russian gets. Which is great! Except now I have a much harder time understanding what those whiny tourists in Crimea are crying about it all these videos
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