Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 09/08/2026For an 8-minute children’s show, far too many episodes of Bluey make me want to cry a little bit. 040
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’m making dinosaur chicken nuggets for my one year old and realized I didn’t include any pterodactyls. I know she isn’t old enough to care, yet. However, looking at a plate sadly bereft of any flying reptile-shaped chicken, I feel this might be the beginning of her villain arc’s tragic backstory. 1120
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In terms of new mechanics, hone counters are more outside-the-box than they appear at first. This is the first time a counter directly affects an object *other* than the one the counter is on. This was a clever design and presented a unique set of challenges and considerations. I love it. #WotCstaff 060
Reposted by Jess DunksMatt Tabak @wotcmatt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026So, about Tolabow… Tobalow? Two Below? I really should learn that card’s name. My previous posts on it, which have been rendered incorrect, have been deleted so as not to confuse folks. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno... #WotCstaffmagic.wizards.comUpdate to Tolabow, Loch Rascal's Rules TextAn update to the Oracle text of Tolabow, Loch Rascal is swimming toward Magic's newest Otter! 7254
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Eli once offered to pick up a sandwich for me, but then almost changed their mind when I asked them to order one with mayo, looking like I’d asked them to take part in a murder. (But even I don’t want the package in the sandwich, gross) 150
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Every year the office closes for a week during the summer. This year is one where I’m really excited about the break. I’m going to read some books, work on some hobby projects, and take some well-needed naps. 140
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I realize that is closer to an RPG’s game master than to a Magic judge, but the bones are still there, if that makes sense. 000
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 26/07/2026TIL that to fairly handle disputes and facilitate what we now call fog of war in tabletop war games, “umpires,” who were neutral players that had memorized all the complex rules, were employed as far back as the 1800s. It makes me wonder what the first instance of something like a Magic judge was. 192
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I’ve decided I’m just going to call Matt a Principle Gix Designer from now on. 1100
Reposted by Jess DunksJoy Content 🏳️⚧️🐒 @joycontent.bsky.social · 12/06/2026do you think gamers would be less upset if they replaced yellow paint with a trail of bananas coloured specifically for the character that needs to go in that direction 35511
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Little known fact that the Rules Management team doesn’t handle the tournament rules. But we are a fine place for feedback on them! #WotCstaff 070
Reposted by Jess DunksValentine Powell @valentineirl.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Alright, I'm going to talk about one of my biggest reasons for unionizing on the Arena team. Forced relocation, aka "RTO" (Return to Office), "WFH protections" (Work From Home protections), or more recently "Ways of Working." Buckle in for a thread. 8553175
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It has always been and will continue to be a huge pleasure to work with Eric Levine. (Trivia: We also used to work together for ChannelFireball a lifetime ago.) Congrats and well deserved! Now, will you please get around to fixing my issues with rule 614.12? The last rules manager was a slacker. 2121
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 17/05/2026There are a few cards from Doctor Who Commander that I’ve been wanting to build Commander decks around for a while. I think I’ll start with Me, the Immortal. #WotCstaff 030
Reposted by Jess DunksUnited Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 04/05/2026WotC declined to voluntarily recognize our union by Friday, May 1st. While we're disappointed in this delay, together we remain strong in our convictions. We look forward to sitting down at the bargaining table so we can make Arena better for workers, for Wizards, and for our players. #UWOTC-CWAunitedwizardsofthecoast.comWizards of the Coast Declines to Recognize Union by May 1st 4127691100
Reposted by Jess DunksSammaMagic 🔜 MagicCon: Atlanta @sammamagic.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Magic judges and Magic fans!!! Come talk to me and folks from the rules team! We’ll be hanging out behind the stage in the 💙blue💙 ticketed play area most of the weekend. Happy MagicCon, friends! 🤩 #WotCStaff #MCVegas26 1204
Reposted by Jess DunksSammaMagic 🔜 MagicCon: Atlanta @sammamagic.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Spending my day with some of the coolest folks in the multiverse! 🤩💜 #WotCStaff #MCVegas26 2111
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 29/04/2026On my way to Vegas! Who am I gonna see there? #WotCstaff 220
Reposted by Jess DunksUnited Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwaunitedwizardsofthecoast.comAnnouncing United Wizards of the Coast - CWA!MTG Arena workers announce unionization as United Wizards of the Coast-CWA, calling on WOTC to voluntarily recognize their union and begin collective bargaining. 8353982048
Reposted by Jess Dunksallison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 25/04/2026me: difficulty options in games are meant to be used. if you have more fun with a game on lower difficulty hell yeah play it that way. if you're into it, that's what matters. also me: if i ever turn down the difficulty on a game i really like them i will have failed all of my ancestors. 2743952
Reposted by Jess Dunkshtfcuddles @htfcuddles.mmfcomic.com · 21/04/2026Imagine Doom (the videogame), you know, the doom game you've always known. You walk, you grab the shotgun, shoot at some baddies. You run, shoot, maybe unlock a secret area. You can imagine it, right? Well, this is the thing. Now you have Doom running in your brain. Doom runs freaking everywhere. :D 810011
Reposted by Jess DunksErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 16/04/20261. In a landmark ruling, the Montana Supreme Court has declared that the constitution, one of the most progressive in the nation, entirely protects transgender people. The ruling is even insulated from SCOTUS decisions, due to how state constitutions work. Subscribe to support our journalism.erininthemorning.comMontana Supreme Court Rules Its Constitution Entirely Protects Trans Citizens In Landmark RulingThe ruling will have enormous impacts for transgender residents in the state. 5979402389
Reposted by Jess DunksMatt Tabak @wotcmatt.bsky.social · 15/04/2026A new job opening has appeared on my team! Want to template Magic cards (and many other things)? Can't get enough Magic and/or my witty banter? You can have it all! jobs.hasbro.com/job/Renton-T... #WotCstaffjobs.hasbro.comTechnical Game EditorTechnical Game Editor 2514165
Reposted by Jess DunksNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule. 273820487
Reposted by Jess DunksMatt Tabak @wotcmatt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026One point the mechanics article glossed over: A resolving spell with paradigm is always exiled. This matters for the second and subsequent card with any given name. Even though that spell isn't setting up any new copies, the card is still exiled. The reminder text is clear, hopefully. #WotCstaff 3325
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I finally watched Superman (2025); it came out around when my daughter was born and I’m finally finding time for stuff like that again. Anyway, it kinda slapped IMO. Was it perfect? No. But it was fun, it knew what it was about, and was a breath of fresh air compared to the genre at large right now. 140
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 25/02/2026You ever think about how Barroom Brawl works in a giant Grand Melee game? Well, now you have. You’re welcome, or I’m sorry, as appropriate. #WotCstaff 060
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 20/02/2026A question I have been asked a lot is “What happens if Shark Shredder brings back a creature with first strike?” Since that new creature hasn’t dealt combat damage yet, it gets to deal combat damage in the second combat damage step with the slow creatures that don’t have first strike. #WotCstaff 281
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 16/02/2026MTG rules trivia: Grand Melee is also a format where you can sometimes have different spells on multiple stacks at the same time. Magic is wild! #WotCStaf 020
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 13/02/2026I would be lying if I said I haven’t ever considered renting a storage unit for my Magic collection. 020
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Don't mind me, I'm just over here thinking about what weird stuff I can make happen if you mutate your commander onto Volrath's shapeshifter. You know they pay me for this? #WotCstaff 370
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 07/02/2026I just finished ep 3 of the new #Bridgerton season. I think I’m supposed to be sad, but honestly I just feel like Mrs. Crabtree was 100% right. 010
Reposted by Jess DunksMatt Tabak @wotcmatt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The way costs and effects are sometimes talked about, it's easy to think that they never overlap, but that isn't true. Costs appear inside of effects all the time. Any time you see "[Do something.] If you do, [do something else]," that first action is a cost, per 118.12, inside of the effect of ... 1283
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Coworker: This interaction doesn't make sense, can you explain it? Me: Yes, but you will need context. *Writes probably too much about layers and why they exist, with pictures and examples* Coworker: Okay, but what if it didn't work that way? Me: Honestly, I ask myself this question all the time. 1110
Jess Dunks @wotcjess.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Hello world! I finally opened an account on the blue place. So, what’s up here? 9151