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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Genuinely love the Tread Athletic reels of a guy ripping 91 five feet off the plate or bouncing a 58-foot slider and them just going “that had -5 inches of invert hell yeah keep it up.”

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Ngl I throw my trash on yards that still have their Trump/Vance signs up

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Budweiser Bluesky Bro @budterracebro.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

The future of the Cardinals hinges solely on getting rid of the Tums cam.

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🎄 🎶 That’s a small dick, Mister Inch 🎶 🎄

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

This country is so cooked, and it gets cooked more and more each day

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

well i think that matt eberflus is the best football coach in the whole world

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

There’s a guy in our fantasy league who is a Bears fan and for the last 3 years I keep betting him that the Bears will have a losing record and every year I grow $20 richer because of games like these

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

@worstfansjosh.bsky.social and I lose our minds on all these supposedly “cultured” Europeans

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Is this a safe space to make fun of the Mets?

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I think one of the worst things you can do to yourself is take a job in sales and be proud of it

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Our goofy podcast has more followers on this app than Elon’s Third Reich lol

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Hey the other place is full of Nazis so gonna try and post here

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Wow, Israel just can’t stop accidentally killing journalists and members of their family

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 07/01/2024

Drew Bannister gonna fuck around and get that interim tag removed

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 06/01/2024

Let’s all take a minute to remember Ashli Babbitt and how funny that shit was.

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 25/12/2023

Currently banned on the other platform is it acceptable to say you hope fascists die over here?

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 07/11/2023

My best friend’s birthday was yesterday so I went up to take him out, and the entire city of St. Louis channeled its chaotic energy into fucking with us. Mission accomplished.

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 03/11/2023

Comes out Sunday. For real this time.

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 28/10/2023

and that's why you spend a bunch of money on your baseball team

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 28/10/2023

This World Series is gonna kick so much ass

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 27/10/2023

How can they release Alan Wake 2 I AM STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF BALDUR’S GATE

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

Every time I get Long John Silvers I know I’m engaging in what will most likely be the most debilitating diarrhea of my life

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 19/10/2023

I keep forgetting to post on here, but Part 3 of this big-ass project I’ve been working out comes out this Halloween. You’ll get soooo much pussy if you listen to it.

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

*in Jeff Goldblum voice* who wants to see my peeeenis?

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 30/08/2023

Part 3 of our series on the 1982 Cardinals is gonna cover a lot; the teams struggles and successes up to the ASB, and the world-at-large featuring the fallout from years and years of American imperialist ambition.

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 26/08/2023

5. It's an expression of pain.

disco elysium text describing The Expression on The Donald's mugshot

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

At this stage in life I’m confident that Mets fans have done more harm to humanity than Al Qaeda.

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/08/2023

i’m really starting to suspect that abraham lincoln being shot was not part of the play

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Tom, Now in Deluxe Size @worstfanstom.bsky.social · 12/08/2023

My best friend and I were joking about gay Starship Troopers and calling it Harddick Troopers and decided to immortalize him by drawing him as Casper van Dien after he blew up the Bust Bug