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Brendan

@wormwide.bsky.social
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I’m a reasonable guy. But, I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable things.

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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 2h
Turned it on, is this your number one pick?
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s a mock draft putting him at 1 because of his last name. That’s the comparison. Arch is clearly better, but realistically a late first reach
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did we not learn from Shedeur? Arch isn’t even a first round talent
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every work app/program appears to be dead. We are free!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
these little freaks love playing dress up
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Enjoying this book seems hard considering *gestures at everything*
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loaner of an only heart 🏳️‍⚧️ @notaname.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on the down side, my girlfriend Lorraine dumped me when she found out I was into another girl named Claire Lee. on the up side, I can see Claire Lee now; Lorraine is gone
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Manske is both the best quarterback in the nation and the worst for not beating out Rocco Becht
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rocco Becht is my sworn mortal enemy
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zero juice for Penn State’s line on both sides. Horrendous to watch
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matt Campbell confirmed coward.
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rocco Becht can’t throw over the line. Otherwise he would be unstoppable
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop the fucking screens
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jalen goddamn Hurts
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah maybe he shouldn’t lower and launch his head you fucking muppet
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve never been more back! Go birds!
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not having a good time
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does Ben Johnson own us?
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feeling pretty go birds
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Seems like midterm migrant caravan season starts earlier these days
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rocco Becht masterclass on how to fuck up a final drive
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Becht has been dogshit but I certainly think he’s due
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well Penn State stinks but certainly our Phillies are doing good right?
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Josh Crutchmer @jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They were so real for this one
Oklahoma Football

@OU_Football
It's football time
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does John Mateer still have a job?
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"no offense"
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/09/2026
beast mode
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's what the Smurfs don't realize. If I got one thing against the blue chappies, it's this: no one gives it to you. You have to take it.
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I need the powers that be to stop showing me Florence Pugh on this new press tour before I spontaneously combust
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spineless, gutless coward who can spend his days trolling Trump as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Can’t wait to peel off my skin in discomfort” -Me, somehow pumped to see Nathan Fielder’s new doc
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Nick’s reading of “is Barbera the best? Boy I guess” on the radio spots could move mountains
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Iraola has the back four looking very solid. Attack still a work in progress. So basically exact opposite of what I expected but at least I don’t dread the matches
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cody powering through for that one, get in lad
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane with an incurable case of poopy diaper
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?
Alt: Stand By Me: Want to See a Dead Body?
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s honestly been pretty bad this season but then goddamn
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m fully Nyoni-pilled. Catch me Nyonimaxxing the rest of the season
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Arsenal’s beatdown of Ipswich is now a victory for Palestine 🇵🇸
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Codyyyy, kick my shins for ever doubting you king 👑
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hair transplant Macca cannot be stopped
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Ella Brockway @ellabrockway.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The EFL Trophy becoming the Jersey Mike's Trophy is proper Football Heritage, proper New Jersey Heritage and proper New Jersey Football Heritage
dailymail.com
EFL Trophy to land £5m new sponsorship from AMERICAN fast-food chain
EXCLUSIVE - MIKE KEEGAN: Daily Mail Sport understands that officials are close to sealing a record, five-season partnership which will also see prize money increased for the competition.
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed when someone explains how being silent is complicit
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Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That
Alt: Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That
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Brendan @wormwide.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You dare try a shovel pass in the house Andy Reid built, Commanders?
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