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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 2h

the "my republican opponent is SCARED to DEBATE ME" line is so funny bc like... yeah they win by getting millions from racist oil and tech billionaires and filling SNF with ads about how dems only support trans haitians. they haven't won a single vote via debate in 20 years, why would they bother

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 2h

I’m hearing too much about “rahm Emmanuel” and not enough about how people want to “ram a man well”

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 3h

Yes it’s horrible that people get raped. But a lot of the rapists get horribly scratched or kicked. I’m the only one brave enough to denounce the violence on both sides. In fact, in some ways, the pain the rapists undergo is worse?

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 5h

Waaaahh waaaaaaaaaaahhh they’re being mean to me just because I support mass murder :(((((

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 12h

Dullards and dimwits, I guess

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 14h

I feel like the minimum age of the next level of government should be the maximum age of the previous one. You can only be in the House from 25-30. Then only senate until 35. Presidency until 40. Then we just keep adding Supreme Court seats and they all get to stay for life. Just thousands of em.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 19h

Gotta love “what the country has become” instead of “what he has helped turn the country into”

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 20h

Billionaires are just gonna keep paying uncharismatic hacks to write these articles until the heat death of the universe. We need President Ilhan Omar to make articles illegal so our timelines can stop being inundated with this dreck

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 04/10/2026

Seeing people put Kash on this list is like seeing Hannah Baker put Clay on her list of 13 reasons bc he left when she said “go away” and didn’t realize she wanted him to stay

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 03/10/2026

Interesting how the typical rapist defense line of “women only claim to be raped for clout” falls completely flat when survivors like Jane Doe from Cornell go to great lengths to remain anonymous despite people trying to dox them

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 03/10/2026

Jack smith got the bone breaking surgery to lengthen your legs but only on his left arm

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 02/10/2026

Nowhere in the constitution does it say a dog can’t be president

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 01/10/2026

Nobody names movies aesthetic shit like “a scanner darkly” anymore. Now it’s all painfully on the nose “the runner” “anyone but you” all this bullschmidt

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

Conservatives didn’t care when the futures of tens of thousands of people were ruined when they were arrested for marijuana, but now that it’s rich rapists suddenly justice can’t be served

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

If you want to go the extra mile in pronouncing Xi Jinping’s name correctly, both the Xi and Ping rise in inflection like you’re a valley girl asking a question

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 29/09/2026

Edward Woodward gotta be one of the all-time Names

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026

elden ring level 1 all bosses for the love of god please let me beat rykard today www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans

the fbi: most wanted tv show poster but the guy is rykard from elden ring

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026

(Guy who’s only read House of the Spirits reading a second magical realism book) Getting a lot of House of the Spirits vibes from this…

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 27/09/2026

If the culture wars are manufactured, why are you coming down on the side of the manufacturers

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

Something grotesque about adding a D right in the middle of the word millionaires. Really makes you feel how vile they are. The French, I fear, cooked with this one

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

Ok I never interact with boomer charts but 21% illiteracy in the US seemed so incredible I had to look it up and the only place people cite with this statistic is something called the National Literacy Institute which seems to only exist in clips from the Dr. Phil show?

Screenshot from the national literacy institute website with clips of their director talking to Dr. Phil on his show

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026

? Seems mean to punish someone for following in the footsteps of our greatest role models like Birthday Boy President and his Scamming Sons and Advisors. It’d be like getting mad Bronny also plays basketball

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

PSA: the x in Xi Jinping is pronounced “sh,” like “she,” and the j is pronounced as a hard j, like “journal”

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

What if link from legend of Zelda was dark and twisted and kinda fucked up. I’d like to see the so called woke left come up with something like THAT.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

Have you considered giving your posts a once-over before hitting send? Because this shit is unintelligible

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

You seem pretty fixated on stopping the Nazis… methinks your anti German bias is showing

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

You’re telling me Mr Gagarin was into yuri?

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a backwards longjump up the infinite staircase to skip the 70 star requirement

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/09/2026

Most democratic voters have essentially been held hostage by their elected officials for 20+ years who get to slowly make things worse while every 2 years saying “well at least we’re not THOSE guys, just imagine how much worse it could be!”

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Aya @melangell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hehehe.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

washington generals running campaign to remind viewers of the globetrotters' controversial 4-point line

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

not the most important part but chinese women don't take their husbands' last names lmao so she's still madam peng

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

Seersucker suit? That’s right, I see ‘er, I suck ‘er!

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/09/2026

My research indicates over 90% of people with life insurance have never even died once. Putting together a crack team of Nick Shirley and Jacob Wohl to get to the bottom of this massive fraud

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

The venn diagram of people who post the “first they came for the ___” poem and people who refuse to stand up for the people for whom they are currently coming is a circle

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

We’ve known for 150 years that the Communist Building Code dreamt up by the Do-Nothing Democrats is trying to prevent us from building our Beautiful and Necessary Military Ballroom. Finally we have a president who’s doing something about it!

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 23/09/2026

It really is something how we were told for decades that it was bigoted to say Israel represented all Jews. And now all you hear is how when you attack Israel, you’re attacking all Jews. Huh.

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 22/09/2026

I know you know this, but the democrats are also ai supported incumbents

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 22/09/2026

Liberals: “Be Gay, Do Crimes!” Lauren Boebert: *exists* Liberals: “No, Not Like That!” Smdh y’all are impossible to please 🙄

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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 22/09/2026

Yeah, like at this point “awareness” is not what is needed. It’s a complete overhaul of everyone in power so they can be replaced with people who will prosecute and imprison the perpetrators and collaborators

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