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Fire Giants Might Be Real. Why Are They Hiding From You? (Elden Ring RL1 All Bosses) www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 08/10/2026
still losing my mind in Leyndell (elden ring level 1 all bosses) www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 07/10/2026
storming the capital. defeating every boss. etc. elden ring level 1. www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
lenin saying "join me in taking down every boss in the royal capital at level 1 in elden ring"
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 06/10/2026
finishing the lake of rot aka the florida everglades. jk we like to have fun around here www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 06/10/2026
Praise kink but it’s for the chess dot com analysis telling me I’m a Habits brah
Chess dot com postgame analysis saying “I can always trust you to capture free pieces. It’s one of your best skills.”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 05/10/2026
finishing up caelid and dragonbarrow at level 1 www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 03/10/2026
There are a billion good things to campaign on if you’re a Democrat, but I’d probably spend at least a little time on how one of the largest Republican donors who constantly meets with R’s up to the president, and who had an unelected governmental stint where he became the largest mass murderer in history, created an AI child porn bot and is suing to prevent any legislation regulating it. I’d probably talk about that once or twice. Rather than hasan Parker
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 01/10/2026
Squidward sadly looking out the window at SpongeBob and Patrick playing
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026
elden ring level 1 all bosses for the love of god please let me beat rykard today www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
the fbi: most wanted tv show poster but the guy is rykard from elden ring
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 28/09/2026
the myth of "consensual" sex meme where the couple consent but jesus doesn't, but jesus is aya
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/09/2026
Ok I never interact with boomer charts but 21% illiteracy in the US seemed so incredible I had to look it up and the only place people cite with this statistic is something called the National Literacy Institute which seems to only exist in clips from the Dr. Phil show?
Screenshot from the national literacy institute website with clips of their director talking to Dr. Phil on his show
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/09/2026
Streaming Elden Ring All Bosses Level One - Day Two! www.twitch.tv/workoutjeans
A cute streamer holding up the peace sign
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 14/09/2026
“Are you wearing the—“ “The Mariners Jimothy night giveaway shirt and the Everett Aquasox Cal Raleigh jersey? Yeah. I am.”
An incredibly attractive soul wearing the shirts mentioned in the quotes in a bathroom selfie
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 13/09/2026
Lmao at this guy telling us that actually it’s countercultural to be a straight white man
The platonic ideal of a loser nerd
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 09/09/2026
Trump with his hand to his ear, about to say “you’re telling me this for the first time” while Tiny Dancer plays in the background
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 04/09/2026
George w bush in front of a blackboard reading “child left behind”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 03/09/2026
Hillary Clinton walking into her kitchen like she just frewed up
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/08/2026
@clocialism tweet

“I hate cigs” now replace cigs with women. Not so funny, is it?
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 15/08/2026
I was spot on lol but duckduckgo AI for some reason said she's 40
duckduckgo search results for "anna osceola age" where both Yahoo and Anna Osceola say she's 38, born on April 8, 1988, but the AI search assist says she was born in 1986
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 14/08/2026
The average conservative mind is one of the most beautiful things on god’s green earth
Comment on a Patrick bet-David YouTube video by user @AlphaMale_1
Flock and Palanter (sic) are making the US a turn-key authoritarian state enabling the CCP to walk right in and take over.
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/07/2026
This is actually the most beautiful checkmate I've ever gotten. It doesn't seem real. It looks like the King should have so many squares it can move to. And yet, every piece is doing its part.
The black king is checkmated on d5 with a pawn on d4 covering c5 and e5 (itself covered by a pawn on e3), the white king on b3 covering c4, one knight on g5 covering e4 and e6, a bishop on h2 covering d6, and the other knight on b4 covering the last square, c6, and checkmating the king.
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/07/2026
Ryley from Subnautica edited to have a speech bubble as though he were saying the quoted skeet
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 19/07/2026
ClickHole article titled “If only once, it would be nice if hodor said women’s rights”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 05/07/2026
Incredible poetry in serving me this ad after the week where 3 different inclement weather events ruined the big man’s 250th birthday party. Yeah I’m sure that environment nut was completely unreasonable. Simply epic bacon
An ad for Turning Point USA on YouTube where Charlie Kirk (who mysteriously had an intact neck) is facing off against a nice looking man labeled “environment nut.” The caption says “Charlie Kirk crushes (sic, should’ve used past tense) leftist ideology. Subscribe for more epic content.”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 04/07/2026
holy shit i did it. the mythical 100% accuracy game
screenshot of a chess dot com game review where I played with 100% accuracy, with the comment, "You built a lead in the opening then played a tricky tactic!"
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 04/07/2026
Not much in the world that’s better than Dogs Just Sorta Standing There
Tiny brown chihuahua mix just sorta there
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 26/06/2026
Lot of discord in the replies to this… I guess only time will tell who is right and who is left
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/06/2026
Letterboxd review of die another day (2002)

I think it’s beautiful that “incorporates food into sex acts in ways that are quite unsettling” is something you can say about both Halle Berry in Die Another Day and Danny DeVito in It’s Always Sunny
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/06/2026
You’re telling me a hand made this cheese
Store called Beecher’s handmade cheese
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 25/06/2026
Al Pacino in dog day afternoon (1975)
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 24/06/2026
In the North Korean capital if you try to put your hand in the pond they arrest you
Famous North Korean liar and adult baby Yeonmi Park
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 21/06/2026
Don’t make me tap the sign
Tumblr post from gerardwaist

People b saying things so definitively. Like man I think it depends
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 16/06/2026
sometimes the bluesky algorithm is alright, actually
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 15/06/2026
it's actually kind of incredibly how trump literally just did this bar for bar vis a vis iran
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 14/06/2026
The infamously short Joe Pesci pretending to be a cop to case Kevin McAllister’s house in the beginning of Home Alone (1990)
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 30/05/2026
incredible sight gag where JD has two more exact copies of his one outfit, a black t shirt and black and white plaid flannel, hanging on his wall
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 30/05/2026
he has to wear this the whole show. hat and all. my writer friends and i would joke in college theater how you can write one silly lyric and a whole production team from choreography to costumes then has to make that stupid lyric real. The awesome power of the musical theater writer is unmatched
an actor in an ugly patterned short-sleeve button down shirt, an open vest with a different clashing pattern, black pants that don't match either piece, and, of course, a fedora. High school is hard, man.
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 18/05/2026
A likely thing for “Group” to do
The top of the Seattle times from May 13, 2026 with a headline reading “Group launches effort to repeal ‘millionaires tax’”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/05/2026
Danny Devito as Frank Reynolds sitting on a picnic bench looking up and saying “it’s goddamn bright out here”
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/05/2026
so many unfathomably perfect moments in this movie
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 17/05/2026
When Zach woods shows up in IN THE LOOP (2009)
A man comically sitting forward and locking in
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 15/05/2026
Trump was wrong, there are actually 7 genders
The characters of The Legends of Vox Machina, the animated show based on the first series of Critical Role’s DnD actual play show
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 14/05/2026
An imagine of Glenn Howerton in BlackBerry (2023) with a speech box edited in, comically insinuating he is delivering the quoted tweet as dialogue
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 12/05/2026
That’s my goat
Three screenshots from polling data in the Michigan democratic senate primary showing Abdul El-Sayed with 100% support from nonbinary people
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 12/05/2026
youtubers if the zoom in jump cut disappeared tomorrow and they had to learn a joke other than Office Jim Face
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 11/05/2026
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Minnecting with racist child $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
A screenshot of nick shirley, America’s least racist Mormon on the Patrick bet David podcast advertising PBD’s scammy Minnect platform, which I think is supposed to be for business consulting?
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 09/05/2026
Dj Khaled suffering from success album cover (his head is in his hand pensively also coincidentally showing off a massive fuggin pinky ring)
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 08/05/2026
"Hantavirus Ivermectin" in the teenage mutant ninja turtles font
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 07/05/2026
But YouTube, I already miss them every day 😨😭
An YouTube ad with a thumbnail of Charles entertainment Kirk facing off against a college student (who has much better fashion than him) in the marketplace of ideas with “why college is a scam” in bold. The title says “Don’t miss Charlie Kirk’s epic debates with liberals,” implying that there might be more to come? Who can say.
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workout jeans @workoutjeans.bandcamp.com · 07/05/2026
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