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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 6h

So. The only facts that AI can be trusted on are the lies it is told to tell.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Katie Britt showing smiling Pity for Jack Smith. Also Katie Britt with the smile wiped off of her face.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cardinal Richelieu: "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." Eric Schmitt: "Hah! Text Messages. Gotcha!!!" Cardinal Richelieu: "The Fuck was that?"

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It is Tuesday 29th September 2056. People are recalling where they were on the same day in 2026 when Eric Schmitt rose to the top of the Self Owned list and remained there unbeaten for 30 years.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

AI Hack? It's what Agency means. The ability to do a thing or rather being given the ability to do a thing. You give them words. They produce random ones. You let them do things. They do random things. Wake the fuck up. Doing a bad things is not surprising. A bad thing is one of the set of things.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gracie Mansion to be renamed Trump Mansion. New Boiling Oil Ramparts and Drone Port to be announced along with Aircraft Carrier dock. No bid contract for Volcanic Lair issued. Trump browsing submarine catalog.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I see that communist Biden has been out planting his Winter vegetables and stuck his spade through the FAA comms cables taking out Air Traffic Control across half of the US.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I think people are being a bit harsh on Trump and his vision of filling The Kennedy center with $Trump meme coin slots that only accept real currency and pay out to your $Trump wallet. Much safer than voting machines when your coins are on Junior's BlockChain.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Well done Trump. Bananas Oooo Nah Nah.... Don't eat them. Especially not the ones you produce yourself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw7P...

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Remy: Banana (Free Trade Camila Cabello Havana Parody)

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It might look like Farage is now donating hair to Donald Trump but it's just abandoning his head as a result of an alignment of toxic brain activity. Keep an eye out for the introduction of a weave. Clouds are advised to keep their distance.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Mr Zelenskyy should also stop pissing on Trump's bathroom floor and shitting in his bed.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Right now"? You dripping piece of grifting piss. It's not Ivanka refusing to suck your dick but maybe later if you smile less stupidly. Grow up and learn what no means when you're told and stop trying to shag the flamingos. Weirdo.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

"I would not like to see Talarico's browser history." "Huh?" "You know. All the dodgy sites you visited." "Uhm..?" "Sheesh. Look. Click Click 989MB Delete? Click." "Erm.. Nope. Is this one of those aftershave jokes?"

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Did Hitler ever go off the rails in the way that Trump is? Oh Wait. I mean did Hitler have his own philosophy that got corrupted by others before he went nutjob. No... Hang on. Is Trump a 2¢ Hitler backed up by a bunch of 0¢ jack offs in wrong sized shoes?

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Are Reform Puffs? Go full Nazi with Restore. Vote for us for Full Fat Pastry ;)

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What we need is a remake of Cool Hand Luke but starring a cast from Reform. Obviously Nadine Dorries gets the car washing role and... OK this one does not work because Farage is a twat along with the rest of the prospective cast being wanky tossers. Maybe a remake of The Poseidon Adventure.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Nigel Farage says his aides’ donor comments were ‘loose private members club talk’

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I see Farage is banging his Deport the Immigrants Drum. I guess the cemeteries are too full to get the white people in so they will be digging up dead forrins and sending them back home. Presumably he is picking on Napoleon III because he is French. Either that or Le Pen asked him for a hat stand.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Hey Guys. Where can I try out this dialect test because I would just lurve for an AI bot to call my bank manager and transfer all of my money into its crypto wallet by pretending to be me.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Brilliant sting operation by Farage, Jukes and Orr catching those Americans red handed trying to corrupt GB politics with foreign money. Absolute genius getting them to self incriminate on Channel4. Don't go messing with our Nige. The man's a tactical genius.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Unfortunately I think Farage is going to weasel his way out of this whilst Reform throws the others under the bus. He will spout some guff about thinking he was just just homouring someone's American dad who had dementia.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Well. Having seen the Verbatim/Channel4 sting on reform I guess Farage will be standing down and asking the folks in Clacton to clear his name again. As for Jukes, Orr and the rest of them don't bother asking MI6 for a job. Even the FSB won't be taking your calls any more. Prats.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trump does know that DARPA shelved the Powerup Project some time ago because they could not get the cheat codes to work in real life?

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

@gottalaff.bsky.social You might like this one... mstdn.social/@benroyce@ma... Credit www.tiktok.com/@necessary_n...

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Global Warming in my Gas Bill. Being an accelerationist I keep a tag on my Monthly Gas Bill Readings so I can budget for food. Over the past four years I notice the mid year figures are getting lower and covering more months over time. Unfortunately food is getting more expensive. Bugger!

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Cherry Trees do make nice Furniture. I bet he gets a good price for them. I mean... after all he isn't taking a wage for being President. How do you expect him to feed himself?

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In 2033 I asked my Grandpa what he did about Trump. My Grandpa smiled and said "I'd rather see a Cherry Tree in Blossom than that man in Power so I chopped him down at the ballot box." I have my own family now... and a Cherry Tree.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I appear to be entering another phase of shrinkflation. The ingredients for my sandwich are no longer fitting together the way they used to.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I see the Canadians have pumped the new Lake America dry. Probably stashed it somewhere safe until 2028 although they could put it back earlier depending on how well the Midterms go. Not looking so clever now you Orange Buffoon.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

It's not them. He knows you are also waiting.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

@normative.bsky.social Hi. You made a post about EMALS but it would appear that I am unable to post about it in your thread. You will need to check but EMALS was designed using FEMM under direction of the software's author. David Meeker. www.femm.info/doku/doku.ph... @gottalaff.bsky.social

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start [Finite Element Method Magnetics]

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I have to admit that Count Binface was a bit rubbish parking his spaceship in front of the Sun yesterday but the Firework display was pretty good, apologies for dropping your Perseids secret. Now looking forward to loser Farage claiming he was a winner. Top Bloke. Sorry if I got the gender wrong.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I think that if @countbinface.bsky.social gets too many votes in the Clacton by-election then Reform and Farage should claim it was rigged so they can look more Trump. Apologies for misspelling stupid. Something wrong with the new AI autocorrect although being right is a bit of a first.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

@countbinface.bsky.social Hello my Favourite Overlord from Space. In the unlikely event that you do not win can you give a speech after Farage that rubbishes his claims of vindication along with the rest of his drivel. I am not from Clacton but it would cheer me and the rest of Earth up no end.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I am not looking forward to Farage's 'victory speech' where he smugly claims that he has been vindicated along with a load of other racist and fascist drivel.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Have the Anti-Green Energy wankers lost their minds over unreliable supply due to the Sun being switched off by the Moon during today's Eclipse Yet?

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

OK Folks. I've got me cauliflower ready for tomorrows eclipse. Does anyone know if I have to take the leaves off? Thanks.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

@gottalaff.bsky.social Wut? I know that in the UK NHS dentists are few and far between so given America is America maybe the same applies but my random non-AI [re]search on a thing to do with teeth brought up this one. First they came for The Dentists...?

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

What chance the Rogue AI story is being inflated to justify inflated investment to cover the bubble because 'The Chinese' are going to get there first.

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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

One bog to rule them all. Get rid of the urinals. Weld the seats down. Add an extra bit in the front for dick owners. For fucks sake *renew* your attitudes. You can still get understall action whilst taking care of others. Sitting Room Only. Better than Trains which only have bogs. FFS.

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