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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 14m
"I raped her. I raped her hard. It was violent and I was powerful. She wanted to negotiate. She begged for negotiations. She even said please. And I let her live. I can do that. They let me do that. But next time she might not be so lucky. I solved 8 or was it 10 wars. Nobel prize. Ramble Ramble.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29m
Apparently Kim has already drained his sacks so I guess Trump will be on cheese duty.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 7h
And his Human Binky. Melania will be left outside the blast proof doors.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 7h
We means him and his fellow master race. He's going to trigger a Nuclear war by wiping out Los Angeles and retreat to the bunkers with the Oligarchs and Techbro's.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I did suggest anything less than an unreserved apology would not be enough. It's not as if any major face saving was required from the Ukrainian side.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"You need a kid to turn on a lawnmower and mow your lawn these days you know? But I got rid of all that stuff with measles."
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Abyss; "Don't look at me?"
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously he has done a deal with them to open the SoH and, for reparations, they get to Nuke a blue state City. Also Jared and Witkoff get to build condos in Iran.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That might create some regulatory problems. All of the audience in the mosh pit and only two, fire, exits?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah? The cat knows that those two little rubber sucky things are not going to hold its weight. Dumb Human.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well... I guess Village People were just a bunch of Christian Evangelical Bears out to rape Twinks.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess, unlike Texans, Ohioans are just dumb fucks. "Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care." Clip from @atrupar.com
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did they run out of ammunition in 1775? Oh I guess not. Still... given history, Nixon, is being renegotiated I guess we will find out that Washington had bone spurs as well.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well. I guess you will have to die at the same time as Trump and both ask Saint Peter if you can see him. Good luck with that one.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
America.gov still says Trump lost.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Putin has told Trump he only wants the Baltics and Ukraine. Trump will ask the Right Wing in Poland and Germany to stand their countries down. US cuts off NATO. Putin takes Baltics and Ukraine. Trump takes Canada. Putin fucks over Trump and takes Poland and Germany as well as the rest of Europe.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So. The only facts that AI can be trusted on are the lies it is told to tell.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do wish you would stop parodying what these people are saying and let them speak for.... oh?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Even I know how this works.... and what was happening was exactly the opposite." So... You don't know how this works.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good idea. He could get a job as a motivational speaker... and starve.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Presumably he is saying this in his whiny nasal voice with a hint of breathlessness. Oh crap I've just vommed my desk.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So the budget is going to be blown on TechBro Bunkers?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Has he been frying his brains on Yarwin?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"To see which state will partner with Don Jr. to offer the highest bribe..."
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So. Not get beaten up when he goes to sign up?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"We're not providing Holiday Inns. These people were abducted and we're not asking for ransoms so.... Hey?"
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apparently he is already taken. I must admit to being a bit curious myself but definitely not that curious. Thanks for the thought though... I'll spend the rest of the day looking at cat pictures.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I propose that 29th September is named and celebrated as Eric Schmitt day.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michele Tafoya will be spitting nails that she did not think of that one. Eric Schmitt will be rubbing her face in it because that's all he has got left.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another one for your collection.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Katie Britt showing smiling Pity for Jack Smith. Also Katie Britt with the smile wiped off of her face.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thanks.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cardinal Richelieu: "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him." Eric Schmitt: "Hah! Text Messages. Gotcha!!!" Cardinal Richelieu: "The Fuck was that?"
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the second one of these that I have seen. Please tell me that this is the team ripping the piss out of Eric Schmitt.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is Tuesday 29th September 2056. People are recalling where they were on the same day in 2026 when Eric Schmitt rose to the top of the Self Owned list and remained there unbeaten for 30 years.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You Sir are Professor Plum and you did it in the kitchen with Mrs Peacock... I mean the candlestick. Admit it you Dirtbag!
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry. I'm English. Who is the self righteous asshat to the right of the smug asshole because he also needs to be placed in a corner and laughed at.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Presumably each member will have to pay him $1 Billion to join.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Schmitt have a warrant to search the texts of the agents accompanying Smith?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm fairly sure that Schmitt realized his evil plan to pull Smith's pants down had backfired and rapidly shifted gear to get his accusations and insults on the record. Then Klobuchar stepped up and gave him a wedgie that left him dangling and will require surgical removal.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Probably Schmitt hiring bot farms to stop people seeing his stupid with the stupid in it. Presumably X is fine.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Origin Story - Russell Brand – Confidence man
Listen to Origin Story - Russell Brand – Confidence man by Podmasters on Podcast Addict. What the hell happened to Russell Brand? Ten years ago, the comedian and actor was the loudest voice on the British left as his florid calls for spiritual and political revolution won him the support of politicians and journalists. Now he is a full-time conspiracy theorist and disgraced exile from mainstream culture, conducting prayer meetings with Jordan Peterson and flirting with Donald Trump. The fall of a celebrity is not usually Origin Story material but Brand’s transformation epitomises the political chaos of the last decade: how populism and paranoia scramble conventional notions of right and left to create a volatile third category.In the first episode of season six, Dorian and Ian reassess Brand’s extraordinary rise to fame in the 2000s in light of recent allegations of sexual misconduct and explore how British culture gave him a free pass. In 2013 Brand swapped sex and fame for a new compulsion, reinventing himself as a flamboyant agitator to great acclaim. In the void between Occupy and Corbynism, his verbose mishmash of self-help and socialism briefly made him a lion of the left. During the pandemic Brand embraced a darker shade of politics, promoting conspiracy theories about Covid-19, Ukraine and much more besides. After the allegations broke last year he went full crank, aligning himself with Robert F Kennedy Jr, Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones in the paranoid space.What does Brand’s journey to the fringes tell us about the shifting political landscape? Did he really switch sides or were the red flags flying all along? What can the left learn from its haste to turn a motormouth comedian into a radical icon? Is Brand’s latest incarnation sincere or opportunistic, and does it really matter? And which of his tomes makes for the most painful reading today: Revolution or My Booky Wook?This is a bizarre story of celebrity and conspiracy, addiction and attention, which says a great deal about where we are now.Get the Origin Story books on Fascism, Centrism and Conspiracy Theory – out 17th OctOrigin Story will be live at the Tabernacle in London on the 7th of November for a special post-US election show. Tickets here. Get exclusive extras like supporter-only Q&A editions when you back Origin Story on Patreon. Reading ListBooksRussell Brand - My Booky Wook (2007)Russell Brand - Revolution (2014)Anna Merlan - Republic of Lies: American Conspiracy Theorists and Their Surprising Rise to Power (2019)Naomi Klein - Doppelganger: A Trip into the Mirror World (2023)Video and audioRussell Brand at parliamentary select committee on drug addiction (2012)Newsnight debate on drug addiction with Peter Hitchens (2012)Newsnight interview with Jeremy Paxman (2013)Newsnight interview with Evan Davis (2014)Brand: A Second Coming, directed by Ondi Timoner (2015)Russell Brand: In Plain Sight: Dispatches (2023)Russell Brand podcast archive ArticlesMichael Kelly, ‘The Road to Paranoia’, New Yorker (1995) Piers Morgan, ‘Russell Brand’, GQ (2006)Miranda Sawyer, Brand on the run, The Guardian (2008)Russell Brand on Margaret Thatcher: “I always felt sorry for her children”, The Guardian (2013)Russell Brand on revolution: “We no longer have the luxury of tradition”, New Statesman (2013) Brian Logan, ‘Messiah Complex – review’, Guardian (2013)Mark Fisher, ‘Exiting the Vampire Castle’, Open Democracy (2013)Justin Gray, ‘The Sneaky Smarts of Russell Brand’, Vulture (2013)David Runciman, ‘Revolution by Russell Brand review’, Guardian (2014)For complete article list see PatreonWritten and presented by Ian Dunt and Dorian Lynskey. Produced by Simon Williams. Music by Jade Bailey. Art by Jim Parrett. Logo by Mischa Welsh. Group Editor: Andrew Harrison. Origin Story is a Podmasters production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow! That "I am an Asshole!" virus appears to be quite contagious. Shouldn't Schmitt be self isolating?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Are those diaper towels freshly washed using my favourite conditioner?" "Yes Sir! I did them by hand."
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good grief. Now he is shouting "I am an Asshole." Calm down dude we get it.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry.... 4 minutes and 17 seconds!?
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think I now understand why these proceedings are so long and drawn out. This guy just took 2 minutes and 17 seconds to say "I am an Asshole."
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two hours? After 20 minutes of CoPilot the bot starts suggesting I should take a break. Presumably it's just low intensity propaganda that is being soaked into their minds.
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workingusername.bsky.social @workingusername.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Another two years of war with Iran?
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