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@wooooothereds.bsky.social
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Trademarked content on the Cincinnati Reds. Sarcasm & nerd stuff provided for free. Pimp those dingers & flip those bats. All the places you can follow: linktr.ee/wooooothereds

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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 1h
Did you know they can even be grown on Mars!
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 1h
Will a single reporter follow up at the next press conference asking which 5 states allow this? Just one of these feckless access chasers going to do the minimum?
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 1h
It’s cool him and others can say things such as this with zero pushback. I mean any parent in America knows the hurdles you go through for any medication to be used as school. But yes. Tim comes home as Tammy. Definitely not a lie.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 2h
You know what she did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did. And did
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 2h
Sorry. Obviously @ohnocoop.bsky.social’s mom is at the top of the list. I’ll try to do better in the future.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 2h
Never have I watched something ruin itself more than College Football. It somehow is going to beat out MLB.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 8h
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DC Green Lantern Logo: Power of Will
ALT: DC Green Lantern Logo: Power of Will
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 10h
I’m going to tell me kids that is the Nobel Peace Prize
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 11h
Someone saw that Fox News poll
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 20h
MLB owners looking at the World Series teams.
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The Office: I'll Kill You
ALT: The Office: I'll Kill You
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Collin Whitchurch @cowhitchurch.bsky.social · 20h
The World Series winner will either be a first-ever champ or snapping the longest active drought in the league. Neat.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 21h
This is the future liberals want.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 22h
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A friend got the Oct 15 Moviedle in 3 guesses
Can you beat it? Play the same puzzle, free, and see who wins.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Zero neck support. None.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Telling men they need a hobby was a mistake.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
1995 was closer to the moon landing (1969) than we are to the last time the Reds advanced in the postseason.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So no one in the top 50% of MLB team payrolls is going to be in the World Series. Yeah the sport definitely needs a salary cap.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As someone in Columbus, I assume you know that Boomer of the Columbus Blue Jackets had to die so that sheep could… fuck.
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nikk @nikk.ca · 14/10/2026
for the last time — the meaning of life is to get as close to the center of the earth as possible
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I feel there is a ground swell for the “PFU” (Pro Fuck You)
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Playing House: Give The People What They Want
ALT: Playing House: Give The People What They Want
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
But you are entering your cult phase… seems like a win-win.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
TL perfection
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Baseball had a chance to do the funniest thing possible as it heads into a lockout initiated by owners who insist that only teams which spend lots of money can possibly win.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Baseball had a chance to do the funniest thing possible as it heads into a lockout initiated by owners who insist that only teams which spend lots of money can possibly win.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
False. You will be taking this laying down. Just like your mom does.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The start of a 27 hour long weekend…
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sounds like TDS
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ohh so now you don’t think Trump understands how trade works?!
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stop selling me a good time
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you're old enough to compare this play to the Jeffrey Maier play, you should schedule a colonoscopy
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You really are coming into your Boomer phase the best way possible.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The wheels on the bus go round and round. Round and round. Round and round.
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s @ohnocoop.bsky.social’s mom every Saturday night.
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Corinne Blalock @corinneblalock.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It happened again! Governor Hochul's office did something so good and/or funny that I stopped resenting her for about 15 minutes.
it is screenshot of Gov Hochul quote tweeting Dave Portnoey saying "I love Philly. If I’m choosing between living in Philly or NYC I’m choosing Philly every time #DDTG" and she has added "And we're all thankful for that"
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Woo @wooooothereds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who do you want as King?
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