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Mrs Chops

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Thinking about what's for dinner. folksy.com/shops/woolychops

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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 17h
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Minibus driver training tomorrow, kids. I propose we all then fuck off to the seaside.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it.
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RV 🇸🇩 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇳 🇬🇧 @rave74.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God, I can't bear it. Surely someone in Missouri has the patience and love to let her live out her final years in her own home? American followers, please share!
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mavis throws a similar look of love as her brother, but undoubtedly, her means "can I have a biskwit?"
Mavis looking up at me. No doubt wondering if it's time for another snack.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The look of love.
Pugsley, the young black spaniel, has claimed his morning cuddle. He is gazing at my face. He has already nibbled my nose.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Corey @coreysoper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NHS guidelines say children should receive a diagnosis within 13 weeks. The average waiting time is over a year, and more than 200,000 are on that list. Without the diagnosis, children with acute needs cannot access the necessary support.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A colleague said as walking out tonight "you have Weds Adams vibes today" (I was just all in black)followed by "I always look forward to what you'll be wearing, you always style everything differently". I think it was a compliment, but I'm not entirely sure.
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm making a documentary about the RLNI situation and I am contacting various organisations. However I thought I'd turn to bluesky as well, I'm looking to interview people either connected to the RNLI, to refugees/those working with refugees and also with counter-protestors. Please share.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just booked our Christmas food delivery slot, kids.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Other than bidding farewell to boyo this morning, so far I have managed to avoid all other face to face human interaction. I promised myself a takeaway, but I've ordered online rather than the phone to keep it low. I don't really want to leave the house, but I want that Biryani.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Boyo is away for the weekend. I have minimal plans of knitting and eating.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beano has a message for you
Beano, the black cat blows a raspberry
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
INSET day today, kids. Got my appraisal with my new line manager. Yesterday, I had to ask him as our new faculty SLT lead, could he please actually speak to the rest of the team.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Daughter has a PIP assessment next week. Has anyone been through the process and got any advice?
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Sue @stillwaving2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just added my name to be part of a MASSIVE new action against Palantir, can you add yours? 38d.gs/oiia
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Count Me In: Kick Palantir Out of Our NHS
I just added my name to be part of a MASSIVE new action against Palantir, can you add yours?
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I should be doing DIY. Can't be arsed.
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Boooored The BASTARD Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BUY MY STUFF YA SHIT CUNTS!🤣 BoredMaud.co.uk
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Home | Bored Maud
Hand crafted art, greetings cards and accessories by Rebecca
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ffs. Waking up for work never gets any easier
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Our neighbour's lad, who I *think* is early 20s, has gone to great pains to get a paper aeroplane through my daughter's bedroom window saying she has "a lovely voice" and sorry it's not meant to be creepy.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Following a spectacular death of our cooker last week, I'm currently hiding in the garden with the dogs whilst a new one is delivered.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have ordered new tights. I'd like the warm weather to fuck off now please thanks.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I don't know if this stuff is going to work, but I've got through 6 sumatriptan in 2 days plus paracetamol, so I took the plunge.
Florus relief for migraines
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My school uniform has arrived just in time!
Essential school item
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First day back after the summer hols and I remembered my password!
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Homemade pizza and wings night!
A pizza in all its glory Dead bird in a bowl
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I take my responsibility as chief passanger on a road trip, extremely seriously.
Lots of foodA vast array of snacks
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Beano, the weathercat says it's a bit chilly, and he'll sleep in bed now, thanks.
A black cat stretches out on a bed
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 23/08/2026
Make art by hand. Write a poem by yourself. Read a book written by a human. Celebrate beauty that wasn’t machine-generated. Fight the power. Keep the faith.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
After the events of yesterday we both had a terrible nights sleep. So very tired and very sad today. I'm going to get an arbour and plant a climbing rose for her.
Total hours slept 4.36
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today, our neighbour knocked on the door as he could see your little body in the field. I walked through his garden and carried you home. RIP Ripley, you beautiful, beautiful girl.
Ripley. From the first moment we saw you, we loved you. Rescued around 12 months old by the RSPCA and adopted by us. You raised Chewie from a puppy with your gifts, both alive and dead. Your nose dripped on us regularly with your wonky pipes. You were so gentle but also a deadly assassin. You died so close to home, looking like you were sleeping, no sign of injury or distress. God, we loved you. Our hearts are broken. Wherever you are, may your engine always be running, your nose dripping, and may there be plenty of mice.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Charity shops are closing down due to low sales. People realise the worth of their old items & sell them themselves. No fucking wonder. This Jigsaw top was priced at 15 quid. No one would ask that on Vinted! Surely they're better getting a sale for a fiver?
A green knitted tank. Priced at 15 quid. They're deluded.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Immensely proud of my youngest today. GCSEs in the bag and off to the college of her choosing. I remember making a paper boat out of my maths paper.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It's amazing, isn't it? Now it's cooler, I can actually think and function. Started the decorating, finally.
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Kath Coyle @mrscoyle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I will never take for granted that I can stand brushing my teeth and watch bats zooming around the garden from the bathroom window.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A Radio Times parody done by a schoolboy Charlie Brooker for the short-lived Oink! comic. Even though some of the reference points have dated it's still just as funny even now. timworthington.org/2018/10/29/l...
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have been sitting on the patio sharing a calippo with Robyn (Spaniel in Chief). Saw the space station but no meteors. The outside light kept coming on to highlight to anyone peeping out that I was just in my pants. Anyway, that's enough of that. I will try again for sleep.
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ChristianG @mryeswecan.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
"If you see me, cry." A 400-year-old Hunger Stone has resurfaced in the Elbe, once used to mark drought so severe it warned of famine. Last seen 4 years ago. Now again. Our ancestors left us a warning. Let's actually listen this time.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy international cat day from Beano, who is building quite a reputation. Someone just walked past the house and said, "Hi Beano." He likes to share his love but pop back home for a bite to eat.
A large black cat sist on a block pqved drive in front of bird bath.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I was going to make a chilli. Both of us are knackered. Chippy tea it is then! Hoorah!
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
CDs £1. "Oh the case is broken, can it be less than £1?" No. Fuck off.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Village 'safari' sale. Woman asks how much for the books. £2 for a hardback I day, but immediately lost the word "paperback," so I said £1 for the soft ones.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My eldest offspring is due home this evening from Uni (late back because of work etc..) I'm very excited to see her but already quite anxious as to how much this is going to cost.
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Thia Fin @thiafin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And Congress and the Supreme Court are just going to ignore it...the media too.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Someone put a 'lawn care' leaflet through the door today. To think anyone has something more than scorched earth at this point in time is beyond hopeful.
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Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sorting out stuff to sell at the village 'safari'. Found a ton of knitting patterns. 100% keeping this.
4 women wearing a variety of knitted hats and 'hoods'. It looks circa 1970, the price is 9dThe title says "knit a hat for a princess"

I think I will.
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