Reposted by Mrs ChopsRachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 17hHey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶 73953811
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Minibus driver training tomorrow, kids. I propose we all then fuck off to the seaside. 050
Reposted by Mrs ChopsGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 5440421211
Reposted by Mrs ChopsRV 🇸🇩 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇮🇳 🇬🇧 @rave74.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh my God, I can't bear it. Surely someone in Missouri has the patience and love to let her live out her final years in her own home? American followers, please share! 083
Reposted by Mrs ChopsMrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Mavis throws a similar look of love as her brother, but undoubtedly, her means "can I have a biskwit?" 2121
Reposted by Mrs Chopsmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun. 168187914715
Reposted by Mrs ChopsCorey @coreysoper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026NHS guidelines say children should receive a diagnosis within 13 weeks. The average waiting time is over a year, and more than 200,000 are on that list. Without the diagnosis, children with acute needs cannot access the necessary support. 103
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A colleague said as walking out tonight "you have Weds Adams vibes today" (I was just all in black)followed by "I always look forward to what you'll be wearing, you always style everything differently". I think it was a compliment, but I'm not entirely sure. 141
Reposted by Mrs ChopsCasket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm making a documentary about the RLNI situation and I am contacting various organisations. However I thought I'd turn to bluesky as well, I'm looking to interview people either connected to the RNLI, to refugees/those working with refugees and also with counter-protestors. Please share. 599112
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just booked our Christmas food delivery slot, kids. 120
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Other than bidding farewell to boyo this morning, so far I have managed to avoid all other face to face human interaction. I promised myself a takeaway, but I've ordered online rather than the phone to keep it low. I don't really want to leave the house, but I want that Biryani. 020
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Boyo is away for the weekend. I have minimal plans of knitting and eating. 290
Reposted by Mrs ChopsMags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea. 10830433
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 18/09/2026INSET day today, kids. Got my appraisal with my new line manager. Yesterday, I had to ask him as our new faculty SLT lead, could he please actually speak to the rest of the team. 120
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Daughter has a PIP assessment next week. Has anyone been through the process and got any advice? 310
Reposted by Mrs ChopsSue @stillwaving2.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I just added my name to be part of a MASSIVE new action against Palantir, can you add yours? 38d.gs/oiia38d.gsCount Me In: Kick Palantir Out of Our NHSI just added my name to be part of a MASSIVE new action against Palantir, can you add yours? 052
Reposted by Mrs ChopsBoooored The BASTARD Maud 👻 @boredmaud.bsky.social · 12/09/2026BUY MY STUFF YA SHIT CUNTS!🤣 BoredMaud.co.ukboredmaud.co.ukHome | Bored MaudHand crafted art, greetings cards and accessories by Rebecca 1158
Reposted by Mrs ChopsCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige. 13353351298
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Our neighbour's lad, who I *think* is early 20s, has gone to great pains to get a paper aeroplane through my daughter's bedroom window saying she has "a lovely voice" and sorry it's not meant to be creepy. 380
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Following a spectacular death of our cooker last week, I'm currently hiding in the garden with the dogs whilst a new one is delivered. 140
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have ordered new tights. I'd like the warm weather to fuck off now please thanks. 010
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don't know if this stuff is going to work, but I've got through 6 sumatriptan in 2 days plus paracetamol, so I took the plunge. 311
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 01/09/2026First day back after the summer hols and I remembered my password! 390
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I take my responsibility as chief passanger on a road trip, extremely seriously. 180
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Beano, the weathercat says it's a bit chilly, and he'll sleep in bed now, thanks. 240
Reposted by Mrs ChopsBoo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 23/08/2026Make art by hand. Write a poem by yourself. Read a book written by a human. Celebrate beauty that wasn’t machine-generated. Fight the power. Keep the faith. 16413
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 23/08/2026After the events of yesterday we both had a terrible nights sleep. So very tired and very sad today. I'm going to get an arbour and plant a climbing rose for her. 460
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today, our neighbour knocked on the door as he could see your little body in the field. I walked through his garden and carried you home. RIP Ripley, you beautiful, beautiful girl. 23120
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Charity shops are closing down due to low sales. People realise the worth of their old items & sell them themselves. No fucking wonder. This Jigsaw top was priced at 15 quid. No one would ask that on Vinted! Surely they're better getting a sale for a fiver? 130
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Immensely proud of my youngest today. GCSEs in the bag and off to the college of her choosing. I remember making a paper boat out of my maths paper. 3130
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's amazing, isn't it? Now it's cooler, I can actually think and function. Started the decorating, finally. 030
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I will never take for granted that I can stand brushing my teeth and watch bats zooming around the garden from the bathroom window. 290
Reposted by Mrs ChopsTim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 14/08/2026A Radio Times parody done by a schoolboy Charlie Brooker for the short-lived Oink! comic. Even though some of the reference points have dated it's still just as funny even now. timworthington.org/2018/10/29/l... 23815
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I have been sitting on the patio sharing a calippo with Robyn (Spaniel in Chief). Saw the space station but no meteors. The outside light kept coming on to highlight to anyone peeping out that I was just in my pants. Anyway, that's enough of that. I will try again for sleep. 020
Reposted by Mrs ChopsChristianG @mryeswecan.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026"If you see me, cry." A 400-year-old Hunger Stone has resurfaced in the Elbe, once used to mark drought so severe it warned of famine. Last seen 4 years ago. Now again. Our ancestors left us a warning. Let's actually listen this time. 02310
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happy international cat day from Beano, who is building quite a reputation. Someone just walked past the house and said, "Hi Beano." He likes to share his love but pop back home for a bite to eat. 040
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I was going to make a chilli. Both of us are knackered. Chippy tea it is then! Hoorah! 030
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026CDs £1. "Oh the case is broken, can it be less than £1?" No. Fuck off. 030
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Village 'safari' sale. Woman asks how much for the books. £2 for a hardback I day, but immediately lost the word "paperback," so I said £1 for the soft ones. 150
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My eldest offspring is due home this evening from Uni (late back because of work etc..) I'm very excited to see her but already quite anxious as to how much this is going to cost. 010
Reposted by Mrs ChopsThia Fin @thiafin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And Congress and the Supreme Court are just going to ignore it...the media too. 17954481998
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Someone put a 'lawn care' leaflet through the door today. To think anyone has something more than scorched earth at this point in time is beyond hopeful. 010
Mrs Chops @woolychops.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sorting out stuff to sell at the village 'safari'. Found a ton of knitting patterns. 100% keeping this. 010