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@wontonsoup2005.bsky.social
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a man with no shirt fears no shirt thief. Because he doesn't have one. Get joke? 👕

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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 12h
missing my wife unfortunately
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 12h
just pooped somewhere I shouldn't have
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait not really tho
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if I were lena I would be posting an update rn tehe
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna try one of those chewed stick toothbrushes
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guys remind me I need to get a portable nail kit tomorrow
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel at times I am not in possession of my own mind or soul. My body is hit or miss too
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meryl 'Metal Gear Solid' PlayStation
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'Metal Gear Solid'
PlayStation
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Metal Gear Solid 4
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/09/2026
THIS WAS MONEY FOR CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE. A Florida grand jury found $10 MILLION meant to help provide health insurance for poor children was misappropriated for political purposes. Moody & DeSantis took money meant for kids. #GOPWarOnHealthcare
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👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, if you aren't already supporting the Internet Archive, please consider doing so. They are way more than just the Wayback Machine. They have a massive library of texts, audio, films, video games, and more media available. I'm downloading the 1933 OED right now as pdfs. It's insane.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weird to remember that I'm not a lil quirk chungus and genuinely terrible things have happened to me
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she is displeased to see me
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in a gas station bathroom in the town I haven't lived in since 2013 and the strokes are playing #morose #mentallyill
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a spoopy red rock 🕷️ @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am going to become the woahvickey of bluesky
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/05/2026
my dick wide like a ps3
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rust (starred on all plats) @twistedrvst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Phase 1 is almost complete, just quit my job
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
me to myself
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've reached the world border
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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lana @creamysand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my favorite reilly tweets in honor of elon musk’s death
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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lana @creamysand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when i talk reilly sits his white ass down and listens!
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
when lena talks I sit my white ass down and listen
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lana @creamysand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
coworker lowkey want me💔
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lena still thinks the meowing What Was I Made For bit is funny in 2026
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
someone get my homegirl a computer
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a man with no clothes prolly cold as hell 🥶🥶 sheeeesh!! #frigid
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a man with no pants fears no poop stains @creamysand.bsky.social
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
First alc only hangover #uncstatus
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 09/09/2026
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this cant be all there is
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had almost completely forgotten, but I saw it. In a flash, everything fell into place perfectly. I have immeasurable luck, I need only to exercise it. I have research to do
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Enjoyed this touching NYT tribute to Dolly Parton. What a great talent, generous heart, and heroic life. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/a...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80 (Gift Article)
Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
its getting better
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
wait I mighta figured smth out
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
there is beauty in the world but not for me. my ship has sailed and I will die wanting
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
im so tired I dont wanna do any of this anymore
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
should I just post screenshots of what I'm watching or listening to the way Hideo Kojima does
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i find that burritos are cheaper in mexican communities, particularly ones with large immigrant populations. if you lower tariffs on the inputs — such as rice, tomatoes, and avocado — and allow mexican immigrants to own and run their own businesses here, seems like you can get pretty cheap burritos
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I love how everyone talks about the Nerevarine like "he was born of uncertain parents. No one knows from whence he came" have u tried asking
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's so awkward when awful people you deeply dislike say something you 100% agree with.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
writing one of those looks-14-but-is-several-thousand-years-old characters that seems to be so popular. No weird shit happens, and the only way her age is relevant is because she calls visibly elderly characters nephew
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
clavicular is younger than me?
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Lips @lips-blue.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
You’d think it’s strange they’re admitting this. MAGAts will blow it off as a liberal fake account. But no liberal would spend their time posting the vitriol of this MAGAt. All to piss off people… and to lose this health care. They’re that stupid.
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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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