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@wontonsoup2005.bsky.social
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a man with no shirt fears no shirt thief. Because he doesn't have one. Get joke? 👕

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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
getting older and wiser
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
[to the tune of temporary secretary] Mr. Marx, I am full of pee, if you check my hair, it is full of fleas
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
well stop doing that
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I saw them live
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hopped on Twitter to do a little archeology. I have poor memory and it's easy to lose perspective of things as a consequence. The people I mourned the loss of relationships with really weren't anything special. I was just very vulnerable and unwell
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
wait nvm holy shit
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
bluesky
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
incredible
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm recreating what was special about the old internet, and to a lesser extent, technology in general. I have many ambitions at the moment
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@creamysand.bsky.social gay
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sometimes I wonder if I should go on Twitter again but theres genuinely zero chance that has happy results
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
if it's not a windowing environment its not worth the juice
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guys its possible that there's nothing better than CachyOS
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I am kind of happy with my desktop environment but the hunger can never be entirely satiated
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
@seanonolennon.bsky.social happy birthday please stay off twitter
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...no
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
incredible this will get little to no coverage
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I haven't watched it
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Black text on a white that says the following:

The allegations in the Cornell sexual assault case are deeply disturbing and gut-wrenching. Cornell University has failed this survivor.

I fully support Governor Hochul's decision to name Attorney General James as special prosecutor in this case and look forward to the complete and extensive investigation that is to come. 

Accountability and justice cannot simply be values, they must also be delivered.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how do we feel about this
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think both were always the case tbqh
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
where there is larping there's laziness where theres laziness theres AI
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dont get the reference because I am a chud
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too theonion.com/report-guy-who-sings-t…
Report: Guy Who Sings ‘Thriller’ Has Bunch Of Non-Halloween Music, Too
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have such an interactable account. Advertisers take note
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
went into karaoke feeling like Paul McCartney left feeling like Bob Dylan
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey! it's me, goku!
Image taken of Goku in the Lord Slug movie on VHS - CRT television. Three large arching windows are displayed in the reflection on screen.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
missing my wife unfortunately
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
just pooped somewhere I shouldn't have
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wait not really tho
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if I were lena I would be posting an update rn tehe
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanna try one of those chewed stick toothbrushes
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Snake Anger
ALT: Snake Anger
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
guys remind me I need to get a portable nail kit tomorrow
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel at times I am not in possession of my own mind or soul. My body is hit or miss too
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wish I could have been there at the time
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meryl 'Metal Gear Solid' PlayStation
Meryl
'Metal Gear Solid'
PlayStation
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Alexye @oldbabyyoda.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Metal Gear Solid 4
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
make it about tes or mgs and im in
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/09/2026
THIS WAS MONEY FOR CHILDREN’S HEALTHCARE. A Florida grand jury found $10 MILLION meant to help provide health insurance for poor children was misappropriated for political purposes. Moody & DeSantis took money meant for kids. #GOPWarOnHealthcare
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👻 YSUBoOoOooOooo 👻 @bassoonysu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Guys, if you aren't already supporting the Internet Archive, please consider doing so. They are way more than just the Wayback Machine. They have a massive library of texts, audio, films, video games, and more media available. I'm downloading the 1933 OED right now as pdfs. It's insane.
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
weird to remember that I'm not a lil quirk chungus and genuinely terrible things have happened to me
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
im large and in charge
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she is displeased to see me
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
in a gas station bathroom in the town I haven't lived in since 2013 and the strokes are playing #morose #mentallyill
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wonton soup [2005] @wontonsoup2005.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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