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Goblin Woman

@woman.dog
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35, smutty writer, internet wastoid, gender enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️, literally me in the pfp. Here for the weirdness of being human. I post stuff here sometimes: archiveofourown.org/users/MarcyAutu…

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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/09/2026
I think I'm just incapable of eating ramen without making a huge mess and that's okay. It's texture for me as a person and a line item in my cleaning budget that people will just have to accept.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 21/08/2026
I swear to god, KLM has made flying such a painful experience in a way that I did not think was possible. It's like they don't even have a customer service department.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/07/2026
Boys having moments of self-reflection and apologizing for being shouting or being rude to teammates between rounds will never not be funny to me. I mean I love it, but also it's like the anger-refractory period of blaming someone for baiting you.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/07/2026
Ugh, I just finished Nier Replicant and Nier Automata and if anyone is somehow coincidentally in a similar moment and wants to talk about it for a bit, please do let me know. I'm SO on the fence about it.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/06/2026
Just had the surreal experience of clicking a YouTube link and getting an ad where Mark Wahlberg asked me to pray with him on his AI prayer app and like... what the fuck.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 22/06/2026
Florida's looking to repeal all vaccine mandates and in the announcement, dude was talking about people's right to bodily autonomy, but like... where's that energy with HRT? Oh, not *that* kind of bodily autonomy? Aight.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 15/06/2026
Downloading Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld again (self harm binge)
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/06/2026
Pest control came by and asked if I've had any problems with bugs. I said I've seen bugs but haven't had problems with them because of my cat. He sorta laughed, but then while he was inspecting, Navi caught a roach he spooked. He just kept praising her for the rest of his time here. 😭
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 07/06/2026
Nothing enrages me more frequently than autocorrect thinking 'oh she wouldn't use a word *that* complex' and changing it, only to flag it like two words later because it doesn't make sense. You can't be smug AND wrong, bitch
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 01/06/2026
Does anyone miss Tamagotchis and old school Pokemon? I've been hit hard with that nostalgia lately and kinda kicking around a project to scratch that itch.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/05/2026
If you haven't seen Common Side Effects yet, please do yourself a favor and check it out. I have no idea how this show isn't more popular. Lots of really good visuals, a super fun story, and really great characters and dialogue.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/05/2026
When you walk past someone and you both clock each other at the same time and have to laugh about it, it always warms my heart.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/05/2026
Can you imagine the absolute raw damage that the internet would do if Twilight Princess were released today?
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 14/05/2026
I'm so glad my course has relevant questions for specifically me :3
Question from a TEFL course for teaching English that reads 'With assimilation the words 'good girl' would be pronounced more like 'goog girl'
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
I don't really keep much contact with my family anymore and I honestly don't regret that decision, but days like today really do make me miss having a mom to talk with.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
This shit is terrifying. Consider the recent statements by Gorka (link in alt text). The EU canNOT comply with this. They will be complicit in what comes next.
“Our national counterterrorism activities will prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent, secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-gender or anarchist such as antifa, we will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations." — Sebastian Gorka quote in Politico.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/06/trump-counterterrorism-strategy-vows-to-counter-violent-left-wing-extremists-with-transgender-ideology-00909284
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/01/2025
If you’re insulated by privilege it is your duty to break unjust laws.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
My daughter (pictured below) woke me up last night chasing a bug across the floor and like, thank you for fulfilling your ancestral pest-killing duty, but I do not need you to bring that proof directly into my bed.
My sleeping cat, tired after chasing a bug all night.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 09/05/2026
I appreciate the public figures who have responded to clearly inflammatory questions such as "Can a woman have a penis?" by pointing out how the speaker is obsessive, hateful, and acting in bad faith. But. But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026
Physical therapy but it's just a woman who slaps me while I struggle to accept a compliment
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026
People keep saying "you're taller than I realized!" on the first meetup from bumble and I realized like 90% of my pictures are at The Angle™, but whenever I try to take a more accurate one it just comes out like
Frieren looking up but with a horribly skewed perspective. Girl's all neck and no face.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026
One time I serenaded a woman I really liked in a Waffle House parking lot along the highway in Florida. She was very clearly whelmed and at the end an elderly waitress came out and clapped before she went on a smoke break. I still consider this to be some of my best flirting.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 07/05/2026
I decided to make it official.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/05/2026
estrogen is good shit (2022 vs 2024)
Pre HRT me at a lame-ass gig I was literally removed from for being trans.A touch over a year into HRT and outside a different gig that I went to right after. AND I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY! OH MY GOD, like the first time I felt happy to take a photo of myself, messy-ass makeup and ALL.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/05/2026
Holy shit. I know I'm like late to the party with Isabel Fall's work, but Helicopter Story is SO obscenely good. The way it captures the processing of gender, euphoria, and dysphoria in the somewhat absurdist context of the attack helicopter meme is unbelievably well done.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/05/2026
I can't tell if I'm anxious, hungry, lonely, or horny anymore. I just cycle through the routine until I stop feeling sad.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/05/2026
Learning about niche collective nouns for my course and I learned a polycule of equally dysfunctional trans women is called a clusterfuck. Scientists are crazy.
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slim gilt soul @slimgiltsoul.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🎁 new shop ! 🎁 slimgiltsoul.com 💌 exclusive art💌 patreon.com/SLIMGILTSOUL 📬 get emails 📬 catwithgun.substack.com
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 29/04/2026
Separated my absolute depravity-following account from my writing account but all it does is make me consider whether things are publicly acceptable horny likes or if they belong on the shame account.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 29/04/2026
Dennis and Mac helping to set up Charlie's dating profile in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, the scene where he keeps mentioning he likes little green ghouls.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 24/04/2026
Praying mantis with a speech bubble indicating it is speaking the quoted post.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 24/04/2026
Just in case the algorithm works for any of you losers (affectionate)
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 24/04/2026
Them: Cool! So what was the inspiration for the story? Me, about the book I desperately hope justifies my missing childhood: big woman, strong... with sword
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 22/04/2026
Writing Tip! Put words on the page, but make sure they're good words that people wanna see with their eyeballs.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/04/2026
Nevermind, I actually love the attention economy and AI and marketing. I'm a huge fan of capitalism and how it directly influences the creative process toward homogeneity and predictability. Thank GOD vendors enforce moral standards on people with a creative spark.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/04/2026
The way in which the world forces artists to think about marketing and monetization at every step of the creative process is genuinely tragic. Hot take, I know. I just have no interest in competition and algorithms and keywords and discoverability and blehhhhhh. I just wanna write for fucks sake.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/04/2026
Holy fuck, I tried bumping down my addiction to looking cool (vaping) and I forgot how awful this shit is. Almost as bad as caffeine.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 16/04/2026
So Tomadatchi life is just Animal Crossing without the furries? What is even the point? I don't wanna live in a world where I don't owe a tanuki money for rent.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 16/04/2026
In the middle of a 1am panic moment because I'm realizing I just have zero idea what I'm gonna do with this book once it's done. Or like, any of my books. I hate the idea of begging publishers and chasing whatever sells, but then what? I just yeet that shit into the void? Yaaaaay insomnia.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
deflecting by saying "why arent you complaining about joe biden???", a guy who famously was not criticized for this also this is the kamala campaign account so like, bro, this was what you ran on too, why are you trying to score an own here?
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Martina Oyhenard @martinaoyhenard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Hi #PortfolioDay, we meet again! My name is Martina and I am a 3D environment artist living in Sweden! This is just a little art drop! Find more over here: www.artstation.com/martinaoyhen... #3dartist #3denvironmentartist #3dart #gamedev #UE5 #blender #lfw
3D Environment of Caminito, La Boca. Payphone by the entrance of Bar Antonio
Modular kit in 3D Spaceships and Materials made for Stellaris work test.Caminito La Boca, 3D environment. A terrace with stools and tall tables. On the wall there is a mural of a couple dancing tango.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/04/2026
Gonna buy one of these computer titties so I don't feel so alone and so I don't get carpal tunnel or whatever.
A vertically aligned mouse for supposedly better ergonomics.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/04/2026
I would start camming, but right now there's a hypothetical reality where I'm successful at it. I couldn't handle both being broke AND finding out no one wants to see my hole.
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PilotingSRN @pilotingsrn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
CRIES OF THE AGON In a competition promising its victorious pair their greatest desire, Haley promises to save his soul, while Diarmuid vows to prevent hers from falling apart Juniper & Thorn X Godkiller X The Spear that Cuts Through Water #profilepit #Q #A #dark #mythical #F #R
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/04/2026
Remy Boydell's art is so perfect. My god, I love it. If you wanna find me, that's where I'll be, binge-reading and thinking about it.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/04/2026
I bet if LLMs were trained on GameCube Animal Crossing villagers, we would have a lot fewer cases of psychosis popping up.
GameCube Animal Crossing screenshot of Rasher saying, "Don't you have any decent clothes to change into? Something not so...ugly?"
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/04/2026
Okarun seeing Momo talk to exactly one man and deciding all was lost so he should work out is insanely funny in the worst possible way
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/04/2026
Listening to Tim Cook say the first song he listened to on an iPod was Hey Jude by The Beatles triggered my fight or flight when I realized mine was the Simple and Clean remix by Hikaru Utada and it was the first time I cried in bed because I was born a boy lmao
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/04/2026
I just realized that when my cat decides I'm dirty and need to be bathed, she forcibly licks my eyebrows, but only my eyebrows. I think she thinks that I'm just balled save for two little patches of hair over my eyes.
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