Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/09/2026I think I'm just incapable of eating ramen without making a huge mess and that's okay. It's texture for me as a person and a line item in my cleaning budget that people will just have to accept. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 21/08/2026I swear to god, KLM has made flying such a painful experience in a way that I did not think was possible. It's like they don't even have a customer service department. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/07/2026Boys having moments of self-reflection and apologizing for being shouting or being rude to teammates between rounds will never not be funny to me. I mean I love it, but also it's like the anger-refractory period of blaming someone for baiting you. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/07/2026Ugh, I just finished Nier Replicant and Nier Automata and if anyone is somehow coincidentally in a similar moment and wants to talk about it for a bit, please do let me know. I'm SO on the fence about it. 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/06/2026Just had the surreal experience of clicking a YouTube link and getting an ad where Mark Wahlberg asked me to pray with him on his AI prayer app and like... what the fuck. 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 22/06/2026Florida's looking to repeal all vaccine mandates and in the announcement, dude was talking about people's right to bodily autonomy, but like... where's that energy with HRT? Oh, not *that* kind of bodily autonomy? Aight. 030
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 15/06/2026Downloading Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld again (self harm binge) 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/06/2026Pest control came by and asked if I've had any problems with bugs. I said I've seen bugs but haven't had problems with them because of my cat. He sorta laughed, but then while he was inspecting, Navi caught a roach he spooked. He just kept praising her for the rest of his time here. 😭 120
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 07/06/2026Nothing enrages me more frequently than autocorrect thinking 'oh she wouldn't use a word *that* complex' and changing it, only to flag it like two words later because it doesn't make sense. You can't be smug AND wrong, bitch 030
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 01/06/2026Does anyone miss Tamagotchis and old school Pokemon? I've been hit hard with that nostalgia lately and kinda kicking around a project to scratch that itch. 130
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/05/2026If you haven't seen Common Side Effects yet, please do yourself a favor and check it out. I have no idea how this show isn't more popular. Lots of really good visuals, a super fun story, and really great characters and dialogue. 030
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/05/2026When you walk past someone and you both clock each other at the same time and have to laugh about it, it always warms my heart. 040
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/05/2026Can you imagine the absolute raw damage that the internet would do if Twilight Princess were released today? 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 14/05/2026I'm so glad my course has relevant questions for specifically me :3 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026I don't really keep much contact with my family anymore and I honestly don't regret that decision, but days like today really do make me miss having a mom to talk with. 130
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026This shit is terrifying. Consider the recent statements by Gorka (link in alt text). The EU canNOT comply with this. They will be complicit in what comes next. 010
Reposted by Goblin WomanLupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/01/2025If you’re insulated by privilege it is your duty to break unjust laws. 524769
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026My daughter (pictured below) woke me up last night chasing a bug across the floor and like, thank you for fulfilling your ancestral pest-killing duty, but I do not need you to bring that proof directly into my bed. 040
Reposted by Goblin WomanTalia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 09/05/2026I appreciate the public figures who have responded to clearly inflammatory questions such as "Can a woman have a penis?" by pointing out how the speaker is obsessive, hateful, and acting in bad faith. But. But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question. 241444229
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026Physical therapy but it's just a woman who slaps me while I struggle to accept a compliment 030
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026People keep saying "you're taller than I realized!" on the first meetup from bumble and I realized like 90% of my pictures are at The Angle™, but whenever I try to take a more accurate one it just comes out like 020
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/05/2026One time I serenaded a woman I really liked in a Waffle House parking lot along the highway in Florida. She was very clearly whelmed and at the end an elderly waitress came out and clapped before she went on a smoke break. I still consider this to be some of my best flirting. 120
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/05/2026Holy shit. I know I'm like late to the party with Isabel Fall's work, but Helicopter Story is SO obscenely good. The way it captures the processing of gender, euphoria, and dysphoria in the somewhat absurdist context of the attack helicopter meme is unbelievably well done. 100
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/05/2026I can't tell if I'm anxious, hungry, lonely, or horny anymore. I just cycle through the routine until I stop feeling sad. 100
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/05/2026Learning about niche collective nouns for my course and I learned a polycule of equally dysfunctional trans women is called a clusterfuck. Scientists are crazy. 000
Reposted by Goblin Womanslim gilt soul @slimgiltsoul.bsky.social · 29/04/2026🎁 new shop ! 🎁 slimgiltsoul.com 💌 exclusive art💌 patreon.com/SLIMGILTSOUL 📬 get emails 📬 catwithgun.substack.com 515328
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 29/04/2026Separated my absolute depravity-following account from my writing account but all it does is make me consider whether things are publicly acceptable horny likes or if they belong on the shame account. 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 24/04/2026Just in case the algorithm works for any of you losers (affectionate) 100
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 24/04/2026Them: Cool! So what was the inspiration for the story? Me, about the book I desperately hope justifies my missing childhood: big woman, strong... with sword 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 22/04/2026Writing Tip! Put words on the page, but make sure they're good words that people wanna see with their eyeballs. 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/04/2026Nevermind, I actually love the attention economy and AI and marketing. I'm a huge fan of capitalism and how it directly influences the creative process toward homogeneity and predictability. Thank GOD vendors enforce moral standards on people with a creative spark. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/04/2026The way in which the world forces artists to think about marketing and monetization at every step of the creative process is genuinely tragic. Hot take, I know. I just have no interest in competition and algorithms and keywords and discoverability and blehhhhhh. I just wanna write for fucks sake. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/04/2026Holy fuck, I tried bumping down my addiction to looking cool (vaping) and I forgot how awful this shit is. Almost as bad as caffeine. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 16/04/2026So Tomadatchi life is just Animal Crossing without the furries? What is even the point? I don't wanna live in a world where I don't owe a tanuki money for rent. 000
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 16/04/2026In the middle of a 1am panic moment because I'm realizing I just have zero idea what I'm gonna do with this book once it's done. Or like, any of my books. I hate the idea of begging publishers and chasing whatever sells, but then what? I just yeet that shit into the void? Yaaaaay insomnia. 000
Reposted by Goblin Womanvanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026deflecting by saying "why arent you complaining about joe biden???", a guy who famously was not criticized for this also this is the kamala campaign account so like, bro, this was what you ran on too, why are you trying to score an own here? 447033
Reposted by Goblin WomanMartina Oyhenard @martinaoyhenard.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Hi #PortfolioDay, we meet again! My name is Martina and I am a 3D environment artist living in Sweden! This is just a little art drop! Find more over here: www.artstation.com/martinaoyhen... #3dartist #3denvironmentartist #3dart #gamedev #UE5 #blender #lfw 02915
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/04/2026Gonna buy one of these computer titties so I don't feel so alone and so I don't get carpal tunnel or whatever. 010
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/04/2026I would start camming, but right now there's a hypothetical reality where I'm successful at it. I couldn't handle both being broke AND finding out no one wants to see my hole. 010
Reposted by Goblin WomanPilotingSRN @pilotingsrn.bsky.social · 11/04/2026CRIES OF THE AGON In a competition promising its victorious pair their greatest desire, Haley promises to save his soul, while Diarmuid vows to prevent hers from falling apart Juniper & Thorn X Godkiller X The Spear that Cuts Through Water #profilepit #Q #A #dark #mythical #F #R 22510
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/04/2026Remy Boydell's art is so perfect. My god, I love it. If you wanna find me, that's where I'll be, binge-reading and thinking about it. 110
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/04/2026I bet if LLMs were trained on GameCube Animal Crossing villagers, we would have a lot fewer cases of psychosis popping up. 011
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/04/2026Okarun seeing Momo talk to exactly one man and deciding all was lost so he should work out is insanely funny in the worst possible way 110
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/04/2026Listening to Tim Cook say the first song he listened to on an iPod was Hey Jude by The Beatles triggered my fight or flight when I realized mine was the Simple and Clean remix by Hikaru Utada and it was the first time I cried in bed because I was born a boy lmao 110
Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 03/04/2026I just realized that when my cat decides I'm dirty and need to be bathed, she forcibly licks my eyebrows, but only my eyebrows. I think she thinks that I'm just balled save for two little patches of hair over my eyes. 000