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Goblin Woman

@woman.dog
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35, smutty writer, internet wastoid, gender enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️, literally me in the pfp. Here for the weirdness of being human. I post stuff here sometimes: archiveofourown.org/users/MarcyAutu…

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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/10/2026
The amount of pleasure I would experience in having a crow (or raven) take an interest in me cannot be overstated.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/09/2026
I think I'm just incapable of eating ramen without making a huge mess and that's okay. It's texture for me as a person and a line item in my cleaning budget that people will just have to accept.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 26/08/2026
Yay! :3
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 21/08/2026
I swear to god, KLM has made flying such a painful experience in a way that I did not think was possible. It's like they don't even have a customer service department.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/08/2026
I do appreciate them being thoughtful of Americans and using the non-metric measurement of swimming pools in the headline for those still more familiar with imperial units.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/07/2026
Could not follow you fast enough after seeing this video. This is so amazing and well done!
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/07/2026
Feels pretty reasonable when there are so many clear examples of profiting off of black culture by non-black people, and doubly so when they, like you said, aren't honoring their influence.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 06/07/2026
Boys having moments of self-reflection and apologizing for being shouting or being rude to teammates between rounds will never not be funny to me. I mean I love it, but also it's like the anger-refractory period of blaming someone for baiting you.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 05/07/2026
Ugh, I just finished Nier Replicant and Nier Automata and if anyone is somehow coincidentally in a similar moment and wants to talk about it for a bit, please do let me know. I'm SO on the fence about it.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/06/2026
Just had the surreal experience of clicking a YouTube link and getting an ad where Mark Wahlberg asked me to pray with him on his AI prayer app and like... what the fuck.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 22/06/2026
Florida's looking to repeal all vaccine mandates and in the announcement, dude was talking about people's right to bodily autonomy, but like... where's that energy with HRT? Oh, not *that* kind of bodily autonomy? Aight.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/06/2026
Happy birthday! 🥰
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/06/2026
It ruins a lot of the fun as an audience to a piece of art, too. The depth is where it's fun to sit and think about things. The things that aren't said leave room for the narrative and themes to speak to a specific interpretation.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/06/2026
Oh my god it's so heartbreaking to see her genuinely happy alternative life.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 15/06/2026
"Ever since I've been a born-again Christian" holy shit, I like sucking dick and I don't think about dick as much as this guy.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 15/06/2026
It looks so pretty! 😭 I miss growing so badly.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 15/06/2026
Downloading Dwarf Fortress and RimWorld again (self harm binge)
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/06/2026
"Oh you do a good job! Very pretty pest killer!" I have never seen my cat look so proud.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 08/06/2026
Pest control came by and asked if I've had any problems with bugs. I said I've seen bugs but haven't had problems with them because of my cat. He sorta laughed, but then while he was inspecting, Navi caught a roach he spooked. He just kept praising her for the rest of his time here. 😭
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 07/06/2026
Nothing enrages me more frequently than autocorrect thinking 'oh she wouldn't use a word *that* complex' and changing it, only to flag it like two words later because it doesn't make sense. You can't be smug AND wrong, bitch
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 01/06/2026
Does anyone miss Tamagotchis and old school Pokemon? I've been hit hard with that nostalgia lately and kinda kicking around a project to scratch that itch.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 23/05/2026
If you haven't seen Common Side Effects yet, please do yourself a favor and check it out. I have no idea how this show isn't more popular. Lots of really good visuals, a super fun story, and really great characters and dialogue.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 20/05/2026
When you walk past someone and you both clock each other at the same time and have to laugh about it, it always warms my heart.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 19/05/2026
Straight up, I think about this like every other day at most. It's why I will never ever stop pushing for better access to meds and support for trans kids.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/05/2026
Can you imagine the absolute raw damage that the internet would do if Twilight Princess were released today?
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 18/05/2026
Posts like this are the reason I will never truly be able to quit bsky
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 14/05/2026
I'm so glad my course has relevant questions for specifically me :3
Question from a TEFL course for teaching English that reads 'With assimilation the words 'good girl' would be pronounced more like 'goog girl'
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 14/05/2026
Oh yeah? Well... nu uh. Also, stop snitching
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/05/2026
It had to go over to reddit to find my posts for examples to be sure
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/05/2026
You have to gamble to find out
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 11/05/2026
Oh my god, milves makes so much sense as a pluralization. The trajectory of my vocabulary has been permanently altered.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
At this point I'm wondering if it's just a statement as to what this place will be going forward.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
This is a masterpiece. Their stunned silence, the sudden reveal, the abrupt departure. No notes at all.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
Can confirm.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
I've always liked the term smitten! It gets kinda overused, but the kind of overwhelmingly passionate lovey-dovey feelings of infatuation I would call smitten!
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
I don't really keep much contact with my family anymore and I honestly don't regret that decision, but days like today really do make me miss having a mom to talk with.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 10/05/2026
This shit is terrifying. Consider the recent statements by Gorka (link in alt text). The EU canNOT comply with this. They will be complicit in what comes next.
“Our national counterterrorism activities will prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent, secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-gender or anarchist such as antifa, we will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations." — Sebastian Gorka quote in Politico.

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/05/06/trump-counterterrorism-strategy-vows-to-counter-violent-left-wing-extremists-with-transgender-ideology-00909284
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/01/2025
If you’re insulated by privilege it is your duty to break unjust laws.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
And the ones who are "good" at AI use it sparingly at most. The next 5 years are gonna be absolutely insane.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
Fucking abhorrent.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
This is criminal.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
My daughter (pictured below) woke me up last night chasing a bug across the floor and like, thank you for fulfilling your ancestral pest-killing duty, but I do not need you to bring that proof directly into my bed.
My sleeping cat, tired after chasing a bug all night.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
I don't know if this is a cliche or not and I don't care, this is my excuse.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 09/05/2026
I appreciate the public figures who have responded to clearly inflammatory questions such as "Can a woman have a penis?" by pointing out how the speaker is obsessive, hateful, and acting in bad faith. But. But, I must point out that "yes" is a perfectly good answer to that question.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
I have never seen star trek but you might have convinced me with this one
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
Okay, you might wanna interrogate this one Hunter lmao
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
Every single one of my prayers always includes Charlie anyway
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
So the process is: Logout Sign in page > Other User (not your old account) Then under Hosting provider, add eurosky.social Then login with the credentials EuroSky sent
Screenshot of a blank Sign In page for bsky.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
The issue here is you need to completely sign out of the account, then sign in again as a "new user". If you just click the old account button it tries to login through 'bsky.social' instead of EuroSky.
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Goblin Woman @woman.dog · 09/05/2026
I just wish this stuff was fun again. I miss the silly what-if talks. It's fun to think about and wonder about things like this, but not when it's so clearly a pathetic distraction from the shit these people are doing.
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