Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Well, ma'am, according to the Google, this appears to be a Spotted Cort (Cortinarius iodes), "recognized by its vivid violet to purple color. It is known for having a very slimy or viscid cap and stem, which helps distinguish it from similar species." 000
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"I refer, of course, to the extremely irritating Living Statue." 051
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026These words of wisdom greatly enhance my slack. 090
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 WOMAN OF THE CENTURY This here magazine is happy as a pig in slop to give you a holler an learn ya our pick for Woman of the Century! Cute as a bug and sweeter than Tupelo honey, this li'l miss's set all our hearts aflutter. So let's all give a big ol' HOW-DEE to the one, the only: MINNIE! 1144
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025But the joke is on them: there are more than enough of these moist, delicious gorilla eggs to sustain me well into the new year! This is Yin's fortuitous Yang. So now I roost. Watching. Waiting. Laughing. Yes, laughing. Laughing as the gorillas laugh. Laughing as the gorillas laugh with me. 020
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Alas, I wake to find the car is indeed gone. Clearly the fools intend to leave me for dead amongst these stoic, towering, pointless turbines. [cont.] 110
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Deep in the night, I swear I hear the voices of those two Bakersfield bumpkins chuckling as they drive away in my Saturn S-Series. It must be a dream: how could those two simpletons find their way so deep into ape country? [cont.] 150
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 09/04/2025𝙳𝙰𝚆𝙽? After several hours of scaling that monolithic fan, all I could do is collapse into the beast's foul nest and fall fast asleep. [cont.] 140
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Dorothy Lamour by Eugene Robert Richee for Disputed Passage (1939). 0799
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushAnders Loost @andersloost.bsky.social · 08/04/2025This is a photo of Yakira. #photography #fineartnude #nikon 752832
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025...I bet they hid the MexiCoke up in that nest where the gorilla has been laying its eggs. Sneaky Sams. Tonight I climb. 030
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025...I told them how very thirsty I was, and they offered to trade a sweet, sweet MexiCoke for my social media passwords. I gave them everything I could remember, but then they just disappeared... [cont.] 130
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025𝚍𝙰𝚈𝟽 That gorilla reappeared with his simian lawyer. He had me sign some deeds and pink slips, saying theyneeded to get them notorized for Gorilla Court. Am I getting sued for ddrinking up their puddle? [cont.] 100
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Fritzi Ridgeway by Clarence Sinclair Bull, 1927. #botd 1595
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Barbara Stanwyck by Eugene Robert Richee, 1936. (Thread) 21209
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟻? I firmly believe the hallucinations have subsided. I drank all the puddle yesterday, but I'm sure I could capture some morning dew if only the spinny things on the giant desk fans would finally go and maybe fling some into my waiting mouth. Why won't they spin? Is the gorilla stopping them? 010
Reposted by Gil Elvarfrushceej @ceej.online · 07/04/2025anyone who lives within 100 miles of an ocean has been driven completely insane by the relentless noise of crashing waves. and they’re tearing this country apart 131704
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushSweets @sweetsayer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025My lil bestie 💜 CW: jumping spider 6383
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushSchooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Trump is making dreams come true. Bin Laden’s dream, but still. 1128644
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝟹 Still no sign of that deputy. Can't turn head due to awkward trunk naps in the fetal position. Is there maybe a different Tehachapi Pass Wind Farm that I missed? These things are probably more impressive with the things spinning. That puddle looks drinkable, right? 050
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025June Lang by Gene Kornman, 1937. 0583
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Mary Astor, 1924. 0665
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Sylvia Sidney in a still for Good Dame (1934). 2707
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushDMacstudios @dmacstudios.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Silk Model: @cassidystar.bsky.social One of my favorite images I took of this outstanding woman. #artnudemodel #model #photography #beauty #strength #silk #portrait 0542
Reposted by Gil Elvarfrushceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025all things considered, great time to steal the Declaration of Independence 652199268
Reposted by Gil Elvarfrush🏳️⚧️Debella🏳️⚧️ @nsfwdebella.bsky.social · 03/04/2025❤️Sexy Saffron Bacchus🤍 0153
Reposted by Gil Elvarfrushjosh boo-erman 👻 @bosh.worstpossible.world · 02/04/2025val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning 202126663692
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushCine Antiqua - filmes clássicos @cineantiqua.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Ginger Rogers, "Tight Spot", 1955. 0222
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Debbie Reynolds, 1950. #botd 1433
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Greta Garbo by Arnold Genthe, NYC July 1925. She initially worried about her unkempt appearance for the impromptu photo session but Genthe convinced her to trust him. “You are here and I am here and my camera is ready.” 19715
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushCine Antiqua - filmes clássicos @cineantiqua.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Erich von Stroheim, The Great Gabbo, 1929. 0236
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushCine Antiqua - filmes clássicos @cineantiqua.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Hedy Lamarr, set de Crossroads, 1942. 0514
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushRoderick Allen | Photographer @roderick-allen.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Shot with French model Manya while she was in the States. Funny enough, this shot being my fave shot was almost trashed—flash misfired, leaving it nearly black, but I salvaged it. Glad I did. Ever had a happy accident like that? Patreon.com/roderickallen #artnude #photography #model #studiolight 623011
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025…All I have to do to retrieve it is meet this Deputy Hodie late tomorrow night just south of the Tehachapi Pass wind farm, show him my Social Security card, and then I can finally begin to rebuild my life! Miracles really do happen. —Gil 010
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025…Then today I was contacted by the Kern Co. Sheriff's office with some glorious news: they had discovered my cash box (and the precious documents within) bundled in a bushel of corn they had confiscated during a local meth bust! [cont.] 130
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025…As approximately none of you will recall, in the last days of the print edition of Sagesse Érotique® I was accosted by some Bakersfield yokels and chased into a corn patch where I lost my cash box containing my life savings in the form of the deed to my house and pink slip for my Saturn. [cont.] 110
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025…Between fugue states, catfishes, the injustices of both the small claims court system and the USPTO (yes you, Beth!), smashed computers, zero readership, and having to live in the same plane of existence as my neighbor 'Steven', I was just about ready to throw in the towel. [cont.] 100
Gil Elvarfrush @wolfwhistle.bsky.social · 02/04/2025𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 ...𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝. It's been a little rough lately for your ol' pal Gil. Incredibly. It's been incredibly rough. [cont.] 110
Reposted by Gil ElvarfrushForever Louise Brooks @foreverlouiseb1.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Carole Lombard from a still for No One Man (1932). 1814