Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026google maps has changed the directions voice and now it is from California and I hate it 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026party ranger, software engineer: we're with Grafana, daughter of Prometheus party barbarian, software engineer: sister of Kibana 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026D&D players have taken to calling the deuteragonist Grafana 100
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha MaleShammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Try Shamm-AI now, the only LLM that actively tells you it would have been nicer if it had never been created 2508
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the wretched, decrepit Philadelphia Flyers 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I think Nissans might just grow them 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026red R tag on my street on none other than a Nissan Altima 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this page thinks I'm a Car Guy and it's not entirely wrong 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026me, tomorrow, probably: why are my arms sore 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026save me bench press drop set. bench press drop set save me 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026elder millennial at Local Coffee Shop: I think it's very uncivilized to have a meeting at 9, as the first activity of the day 130
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026doing a lot of resets on Decimillipede. bet you wish you had Dagger Spray now eh 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026getting smoked by Hunter-Killer (who among us) 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026guy a couple rows up from me on the train is playing STS2. will keep an eye on what he's doing and critique his build for you all 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION: As of 3:21pm, your train is running approximately 20 minutes late due to single tracking that you already suffered through 1h30 ago on the way to New York. We thank you for your patience during this delay and appreciate how we don't have to compensate you at all for this. 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026uncle: I think it's going to be an indoor wedding, even though the rain is light me: yeah you do not want to ruin everyone's makeup and hair uncle: I do not have these problems- me: bc you do not wear makeup and you do not have hair uncle: 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026me: did they get two field goals or did they miss a kick? uncle: I don't know. it was before my time. 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026uncle: [cousin], you think [late dog]'s Eagles jersey would fit [nephew]? cousin: I think he's configured differently 110
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026grandma: who's more important, the Eagles game or me? uncle: Well, it is Eagles / Rams. 110
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cousin: [nephew], can you say yes? [nods dramatically] nephew: no no no no no [shakes head dramatically] 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026cousin: what do you think, grandma? was it easier to go from zero to one [kid] or from one to two? grandma: WELL, [gestures conspicuously at father and uncle] 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026everyone: fuck this, fuck that father: we have got to stop swearing around [nephew] grandma: we've been doing pretty well. except for [me]. she's been going fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 120
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my nephew is the cutest kid. he is doing the airplane spoon routine before putting the spoon in his own mouth 130
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026semi relatedly an acquaintance of mine once referred to his puppy's upcoming neuter as 'on Thursday [puppy] is going to get disemballed' 111
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'll get to Philly _eventually_. maybe next week or so 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there is nothing product managers love more than when i handcraft 100 lines of terrifying, incomprehensible CSS to make a spiffy animation 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026listen. as a Philadelphia sports fan I understand this deeply 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026fair enough, it's been an interesting season for the Sox 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026omg I just checked the Yankees Sox score. the office is going to be so sad and pathetic tomorrow 120
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you know I'm coming down to Philly this weekend for my cousin's wedding and I was thinking about coming down early to catch this game and now I am very happy I didn't 010
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha MaleJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 836278
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we do, and we gaslight ourselves into enjoying it. Kruk is for real delightful though. like, baseball announcers always talk about literally anything but baseball but Kruk's digressions are particularly unhinged and he and the usual PBP guy Tom McCarthy work well together 110
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha Malepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic 3599
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha Malemlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I become commissioner, I will remove Philadelphia Phillies from existence 0155
