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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
google maps has changed the directions voice and now it is from California and I hate it
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
D&D players have taken to calling the deuteragonist Grafana
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Shammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Try Shamm-AI now, the only LLM that actively tells you it would have been nicer if it had never been created
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i está economia?
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the wretched, decrepit Philadelphia Flyers
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
red R tag on my street on none other than a Nissan Altima
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this page thinks I'm a Car Guy and it's not entirely wrong
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
save me bench press drop set. bench press drop set save me
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
elder millennial at Local Coffee Shop: I think it's very uncivilized to have a meeting at 9, as the first activity of the day
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
guy a couple rows up from me on the train is playing STS2. will keep an eye on what he's doing and critique his build for you all
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION: As of 3:21pm, your train is running approximately 20 minutes late due to single tracking that you already suffered through 1h30 ago on the way to New York. We thank you for your patience during this delay and appreciate how we don't have to compensate you at all for this.
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
birds
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my nephew is the cutest kid. he is doing the airplane spoon routine before putting the spoon in his own mouth
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
connecticut is interminable
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there is nothing product managers love more than when i handcraft 100 lines of terrifying, incomprehensible CSS to make a spiffy animation
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omg I just checked the Yankees Sox score. the office is going to be so sad and pathetic tomorrow
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you know I'm coming down to Philly this weekend for my cousin's wedding and I was thinking about coming down early to catch this game and now I am very happy I didn't
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I fuckin hate Evgeni Malkin man
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
flyera
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
lmao the phillies
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
holy shit the phillies
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's doing it again
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026
this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I become commissioner, I will remove Philadelphia Phillies from existence
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Gooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey bb are you a Proto-language because I wanna internally reconstruct you.
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lo this tabby cat beguiling my bedraggled self to smiling, By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor, "Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty, "Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore —
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
go padres or something
clip of two panels of old Gunshow comic. first panel, guy with a bad haircut wearing a collared shirt and tie crosses his arms looking grumpy. second panel, he throws his hands up in the air and yells "I GUESS"
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why am I getting California political ads on my WSH / PHI sports stream
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
onions take approximately 7/9 of a Phillies game to caramelize
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man I don't know how to pick *exactly* nine video games that define who I am or whatever
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the god damn mother fucking ph*llies
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i would like to wish all the owners of all the $3MM houses in huron village displaying anti upzoning yard signs a very Plattenbau
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tired: reading bluesky instead of working wired: reading wikipedia instead of working inspired: reading other teams' post-incident reports instead of working
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so many languages, so little time
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
think this has to be Icewind Dale for me. also got me into D&D
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading a new picture, post about gender
A framed piece of art hung on the side of a wooden crate. The art is drawn in crayon, and depicts a pointy toothed reptilian monster. The monster is brown and emaciated. It has human eyes and lips and no nose. It crawls along the ground, saying 'FATHER, I CRAVE CHILLI 3000'. In the lower left corner of the artwork is a black heart and a printed Penzey's spices logo. The artwork is signed 'Evan'.
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
happy go birdsday to you and yours
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
lolmets
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do not think Francisco Alvarez is very good at this whole 'catching' thing
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
found a CLAW SHEATH on the KITCHEN TABLE
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
google docs stop giving me blue squigglies on zero copula challenge (difficulty level impossible)
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Phillies IMO
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
chat it is 2:30pm pacific. should I open a 500+LOC PR against eight codeowners whose teams are in SF and go home
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
okta does not believe me that my password is 'git fetch origin'. unrelatedly i need coffee
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
schwarbomb!
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
child and parent both on bike, turning away from the T station: 'Bye, choo-choo!'
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my cat is pulling out all the stops to try and prevent me from going in to the office today
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
drop-kicking a cowbell off the top of a building, over the edge of a cliff, and into the middle of the wilderness, never to be seen again (at least until we all log back on)
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Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
party druid: i turn into a polar bear party druid: party druid: i am suddenly reconsidering trying to cross a rope bridge as a polar bear
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