Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026google maps has changed the directions voice and now it is from California and I hate it 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026D&D players have taken to calling the deuteragonist Grafana 100
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha MaleShammai @shammaiintl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Try Shamm-AI now, the only LLM that actively tells you it would have been nicer if it had never been created 2508
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the wretched, decrepit Philadelphia Flyers 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026red R tag on my street on none other than a Nissan Altima 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this page thinks I'm a Car Guy and it's not entirely wrong 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026save me bench press drop set. bench press drop set save me 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 07/10/2026elder millennial at Local Coffee Shop: I think it's very uncivilized to have a meeting at 9, as the first activity of the day 130
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026guy a couple rows up from me on the train is playing STS2. will keep an eye on what he's doing and critique his build for you all 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026AMTRAK DELAY NOTIFICATION: As of 3:21pm, your train is running approximately 20 minutes late due to single tracking that you already suffered through 1h30 ago on the way to New York. We thank you for your patience during this delay and appreciate how we don't have to compensate you at all for this. 010
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my nephew is the cutest kid. he is doing the airplane spoon routine before putting the spoon in his own mouth 130
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there is nothing product managers love more than when i handcraft 100 lines of terrifying, incomprehensible CSS to make a spiffy animation 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026omg I just checked the Yankees Sox score. the office is going to be so sad and pathetic tomorrow 120
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 01/10/2026you know I'm coming down to Philly this weekend for my cousin's wedding and I was thinking about coming down early to catch this game and now I am very happy I didn't 010
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha MaleJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the phillies have tied it up. phillies fans are madder than theyve ever been about this development 836278
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha Malepork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2026this is the kinda shit that makes me feel patriotic 3599
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha Malemlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I become commissioner, I will remove Philadelphia Phillies from existence 0155
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha MaleGooseberry (ready for Spring 🌷) @eisforenkidu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hey bb are you a Proto-language because I wanna internally reconstruct you. 1278
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lo this tabby cat beguiling my bedraggled self to smiling, By the lack of all decorum as it sits there on the floor, "Though thy fur be sleek and pretty, thou," I said, "art sure no witty, "Clever and convincing kitty, yelling so while others snore — 131
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why am I getting California political ads on my WSH / PHI sports stream 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026onions take approximately 7/9 of a Phillies game to caramelize 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026man I don't know how to pick *exactly* nine video games that define who I am or whatever 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 24/09/2026the god damn mother fucking ph*llies 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i would like to wish all the owners of all the $3MM houses in huron village displaying anti upzoning yard signs a very Plattenbau 020
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026tired: reading bluesky instead of working wired: reading wikipedia instead of working inspired: reading other teams' post-incident reports instead of working 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026think this has to be Icewind Dale for me. also got me into D&D 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026without downloading a new picture, post about gender 011
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I do not think Francisco Alvarez is very good at this whole 'catching' thing 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 19/09/2026found a CLAW SHEATH on the KITCHEN TABLE 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 18/09/2026google docs stop giving me blue squigglies on zero copula challenge (difficulty level impossible) 001
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026chat it is 2:30pm pacific. should I open a 500+LOC PR against eight codeowners whose teams are in SF and go home 211
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 17/09/2026okta does not believe me that my password is 'git fetch origin'. unrelatedly i need coffee 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026child and parent both on bike, turning away from the T station: 'Bye, choo-choo!' 020
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my cat is pulling out all the stops to try and prevent me from going in to the office today 000
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026drop-kicking a cowbell off the top of a building, over the edge of a cliff, and into the middle of the wilderness, never to be seen again (at least until we all log back on) 100
Wolfram Alpha Male @wolframalphamale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026party druid: i turn into a polar bear party druid: party druid: i am suddenly reconsidering trying to cross a rope bridge as a polar bear 000
