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Wolfgang

@wolfdurchholz.bsky.social
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Official [Insert Random Middle Reliever Here] Fan Account, Giovanny Gallegos my beloved, some weird nerd shit too, He/Him

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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 2h
finally women's sports have been protected
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The White Sox losing is great news for anyone that thinks that whatever deity may or may not be out there doesn't intervene in the fates of man
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if you're still in line to strikeout a Chicago White Sox STAY in line
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Congratulations to the Ohio Justice system for treating a Shrek dick pic more seriously than at least 95% of actual sexual harassment cases
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Guardians are gonna put up a 95-spot in the 6th in honor of Martin Luther
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Marlins Man x Dua Lipa is a fascinating subplot to Yankees-Rays
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Cobb County faithful on the brink of elimination turning to the Chop to try to rally the team
Ludwig the Holy Blade grasping the Moonlight Greatsword from Bloodborne.  Ludwig is captioned "Braves Fans", the Moonlight Greatsword is captioned "racism"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Smoltz indicating that the "interesting thing here is whether Albies could've gotten a triple" immediately after Teoscar indicating he hit is head like the fucking ghoul he is
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another movie in the Borat Universe coming out this year is a recession indicator
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Kidspud @k1dspud.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And for your readers unfamiliar with how big the lie is: www.them.us/detransition...
them.us
A Detransitioner Stars in a New GOP Ad. Surprise! It’s Full of Lies
Basic fact-checking reveals the ad has nothing to do with the state of Ohio or Democratic Senate candidate Sherrod Brown.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Need FOX to abandon this Foxtoberfest branding nonsense. Oktoberfest is already over, it ends on the first Sunday in October
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Manny Machado's batting stance is so relaxed he looks like he could get charged with loitering before the pitcher starts his delivery
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dawg a Kenny Albert x John Smoltz broadcast booth sounds like torture
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every time the Cards traded an outfielder and he became a Tampa Bay playoff OF hero I'd have 2 nickels etc etc
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how you can pitch the Megan Fox Ro or the Sydney Sweeney Novig ads to these women without being super embarrassed. What does that meeting look like?
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Make roofs in baseball illegal
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
smart walk, Grant didn't want the Creature from the Black Lagoon endangering his flow
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the only thing that can suck the joy out of playoff baseball more effectively than John Smoltz is having to sit through Atlanta baseball fans doing the chop for every single plate appearence
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big congratulations to the Chicago Cubs on their successful season, winning exactly as many postseason games as the St. Louis Cardinals
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spent all day reading (and finishing) Taiwan Travelogue while watching the MLB postseason, which is probably a weird dichotomy Deeply, deeply interesting book, gonna be chewing on it for a while (wish I was chewing on the food too)
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryce Harper lmao
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I'm biased but I also think Anthony Rizzo is just a dummy
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Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
no that’s just major league pitching, they don’t have that in the AL West
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oof oof oof
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 29/09/2026
Really great work here from @maggiemertens.bsky.social:
slate.com
She Was a College Beach Volleyball Star. Then She Was Abruptly Kicked Off the Team. The Real Threat to Women’s Sports May Be to Blame.
Republicans have made women’s sports a signature issue. What’s really happening shows how cynical that is.
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
close enough welcome back Spyro the Dragon
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
give the doctor a gun
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Returning to Liberl for 2nd chapter feels like coming home
Steelbook Cover for Trails in thr Sky 2nd Chapter
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Blade Tidwell sounds like a rejected character name from Blades of Glory
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
when you go down on a woman but don’t really know what you’re doing
A score bug that says “CLT MISS”
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
well snapchat I think he might have an uphill battle ahead of him
Snapchat push notifaction:

"Check out #nfl Topic Chat"

"Will Kyler Murray lead the Cardinals back to the playoffs?"
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bluesky is really the place where "crazy that of all teams the *Cardinals* are raising a stink about unwritten rules" takes would live because everyone on this site is 38 and wishes it was still 2009
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Favorite t-shirt so far at the Minnesota State Fair
New York Mets logo re-done for Minneapolis with Mpls in place of Mets and the Stone Arch Bridge
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Quinn Mathews sounds like when they alter the pitch of a voice so it can remain anonymous in a documentary
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 03/09/2026
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????
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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 02/09/2026
Post from Yvette Hoffman on Threads: “He had his attorney read a statement declaring, "I'm no assassin. I'm a patriot. Always have been, always will be" we had to listen to that, while sitting next to the Hortman family. This is just wrong.”
He had his attorney read a statement declaring, "I'm no assassin. I'm a patriot. Always have been, always will be" we had to listen to that, while sitting next to the Hortman family. This is just wrong.
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excited to watch the baseball media universe praise Stan Kroenke, who John Fishered the STL Rams, for buying the Angels
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Angels suddenly skyrocketing up the ranks of teams I fucking despise Fuck Kroenke
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dunno if STL City giving up the lead or the dumb ass fucking ref is more aggravating there
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when tonight's Pirates catcher tries to catch a runner stealing that's a Henry Davis Thoreau
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
people who don't drink enough water are 100% the types to be whiny and overdramatic about it to liken drinking water to a "part-time job" their opinions are not to be trusted
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
obviously this is deeply dumb but it is very funny that they're putting themselves into a situation where there will be a Lake Superior to Lake America
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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hell Gate reporter Katie Way is not exaggerating when she says that "this video has the potential to become a certified NYC politics cult classic along the lines of the Eric Adams teenage room search PSA." It's cuckoo bananas from start to finish:
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
At some point you have to look at the evidence that's in front of you and consider that these Baltimore Orioles might be the best baseball team of all time
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Void @prismaticvoid.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
EMIYA Archer from the Fate series, with a text bubble pointing to the image below.
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so can a 2002 Honda Accord, what are we doing here?
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