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Wolfgang

@wolfdurchholz.bsky.social
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Official [Insert Random Middle Reliever Here] Fan Account, Giovanny Gallegos my beloved, some weird nerd shit too, He/Him

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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Cobb County faithful on the brink of elimination turning to the Chop to try to rally the team
Ludwig the Holy Blade grasping the Moonlight Greatsword from Bloodborne.  Ludwig is captioned "Braves Fans", the Moonlight Greatsword is captioned "racism"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Returning to Liberl for 2nd chapter feels like coming home
Steelbook Cover for Trails in thr Sky 2nd Chapter
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
well snapchat I think he might have an uphill battle ahead of him
Snapchat push notifaction:

"Check out #nfl Topic Chat"

"Will Kyler Murray lead the Cardinals back to the playoffs?"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
incredible Double Feature at the Hi-Pointe Theatre tonight
Hi-Pointe Theatre now showing sign: 

I Want Your Sex
Sorry to Bother You
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Seeing one of these bitcoin depots for the first time at my local laundromat(?) and you know that this is a financial system that can be trusted when it has 3 different scam warnings on it
Bitcoin depot ATM machine with 3 different scam warnings on it 

"WARNING: Have you receiving a phone call from someone demanding payment in Bitcoin?  THIS IS LIKELY A SCAM.  All Bitcoin transactions are irreversible.  Send to your wallet only.  NOT SURE if you are being scammed?  CALL US for assistance at (678)-435-9604"

"WARNING: SCAM ALERT.  If someone on the phone directed you to this ATM machine IT'S A SCAM!  HANG UP AND ASK FOR HELP" 

"CAUTION: If the FBI, police, bank, Microsoft, Apple, etc. directed you to this ATM...IT'S A SCAM!  Hang up and ask for help"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sleeper Graphic: 

"STOP GOONING AND LEARN BALL"

Jeff Passan to fan not knowing JJ Wetherholt's position
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
when you narrowly survive the toddler knife fight
Moroccan player at World Cup with WAY too much blood on his jersey
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
4 Twins outfielders converge on a baseball.  3 wind up on the ground.  The ball is behind all of them
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Simpsons Did It
Mark McGwire in the Simpsons telling Bart "Do you want to know the terrifying truth...or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Catching a Blaze Jordan Walker dinger today guaranteed
Row 3 in the Left Center field bleachers at Busch
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Tulsa Drillers Legend Dustin May
Circular Magnet of Dustin May when he pitched for the Tulsa Drillers
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
baseball and poke
Behind the plate at Busch Stadium with a poke bowl
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
oh so it's just people gooning on reddit
One reddit comment reading "Ingrid JOI countdown

A reply saying "Easiest nut of my freaking life
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Tarps Out logistical info (per the usher): they've turned these 3 sections of bleachers (107/109/111) into general admission, and are offering upgrades to anyone who has tickets in the section who don't want to be part of the madness
The early stages of a Tarps Out crowd forming in the RF bleachers, about a dozen fans shirtless about half an hour before first pitch
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
In America authoritarianism is when your mom won't let you go to McDonalds
Woman from the Joe Rogan(?) Interview who made up stuff about North Korea.  That's the original of this meme, right?
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
let's go baseball
Behind home plate at Busch Stadium
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
trying to drunkenly remember the word for priest
mlb scorebug of Brad Lord pitching to Nathan Church
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
sir a 2nd handshake has hit the Final Four
Aide leaning into then President Bush telling him about the 9/11 attacks
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Manfred experimenting with the ghost runner in Spring Training
MLB alert: Cardinals @ Astros

 scores in the top of the 7th.  The Cardibals extend their lead over the Astros, 3-1.  

Player name is blank
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lauren @NotABigJerk tweet:

I'm not falling for that hot take. That's someone with a fetish gor getting yelled at.  I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
poor guy
Turkish Figure Skater Furkan Emre Incel competing at the World Junior Championships
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
my sweet giant baby boy
Articuno 30th Pokémon Anniversary Logo
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Live look at the Canadians getting their medals
Gold medalist Russian figure skater Anna Shcherbakova sits alone after the final standings for the women's figure skating event
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
watching the Olympics
Promo image for a new Peacock Original series The Miniature Wife, releasing April 9thMock episode title screen with text in front of a police station: 

Tonight's Epsiode: The Writer's Barely-Disguised Fetish
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Everytime NBC trying to show me the heart rate of an athlete's coach or family
Politicos opinion piece by Michelle Goldberg

We Should All Know Less About Each Other
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
my King 🤴
Olympic Profile for Austrian Luge participant Wolfgang Kindl
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
when they start bringing up siege warfare tactics
some guy from a TV show(?) I don't know saying "I just want you to stop saying odd shit,"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Jimmy Ma the man that you are
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Let's do that Figure Skating Part II: better seats edition
Picture of the rink at 2026 US Figure Skating Championships
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
let's do that figure skating
Picture of the rink at 2026 US Figure Skating Championships
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Encountered some nice symbolism as to how Target is approaching the new year today
For each month there has been a little poster board Heritage Month display that lives in the breakroom, giving information about various holidays and other inclusive promotions.  They were thrown away today because of DEI.  Image shows the one for the month of December where "ALL HUMAN, ALL EQUAL" is prominently visable as the sign sits in the baler, ready to be destroyed.
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
cagecam
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
sir a 2nd impossibly jacked man has hit the Rogers Centre crowd
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Finally someone's captured just the aesthetic I look for in a pair of sweats: pirated streaming site without any adblock
A pair of navy Champion sweatpants with 4 different iterations of the Champion logo down the leg
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Maximilien Robespierre you would have loved Fantasy Football
Yahoo Fantasy push notification: 

"☠️ Clock's ticking

Yahoo Fantasy guillotine leagues are filling fast.  Join a public guillotine league now before your solhot at fantasy glory is cut short 🪓"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I should call her
A chunk of sidewalk roped off and traffic cones.  Inside the roped up section are 3 large planks of wood facing different directions with "hole" spray painted on them in hot pink
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
this part of the bio is killing me
Had multiple tweets liked by Ryan Dempster at the other place, so I'm practically a Cubs insider
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Demi Lovato : GET A JOB

Demi Lovato: STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
baseball
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
good morning to you too Bluesky
Bluesky's "trending videos" featuring a big furry wolf(?) with a gigantic dick and balls.  Has 16 likes
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Learning that the Dodgers signed Nick Senzel(!) to a minor league deal after a 6 game stint with Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos in the Mexican league where he hit .591 Also learning that the Dos Laredos pitching staff is INCREDIBLE Remembering Some Guys territoriy
BBRef pitching roster for 2025 Tecolotes de los Dos Laredos 

Cory Abbott
Nate Antone
Skylar Arias 
Jason Bilous
Sam Bordner
Brandon Brennan
Beau Burrows
Wandisson Charles
Adrian De Horta
Theo Denlinger
Norwith Guñido
Junior Guerra
Emiker Guzman
Donnie Hart
Diego Hernandez
Nick Margevicius
Daniel Mengden
Sean Poppen
Adolfo Ramirez
Jhon Romero
Drew Strotman
Andrew Vasquez
Cam Vieaux
Anthony Vizcaya
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
me to AI at every opportunity
Image of a snake-like aquatic creature from "Their filthy Water" to "Our blessed Ground" met with spears and a hand to stop them.  

"Stop them!"

"If you see a Horrid Beast evolving PUSH IT BACK IN" 

"You missed your chance, pal!"
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
please refer all 1B decisions to me this afternoon
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
NYT Opinion piece by Michelle Goldberg

We Should All Know Less About Each Other
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
lol, lmao even
Google's Trending Baseball Players

1. Deion Sanders
2. Kody Clemens
3. Logan Gilbert
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Wolfgang @wolfdurchholz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
There's a lot going on here, from the Twins broadcast. Including a Scott Baio jumpscare.
Minnesota Twins broadcast airing a "Get to Know" graphic on Harrison Bader

Favorite High School Class: AP Art History

Took pottery in high school & after

Substitute gym teacher during COVID

Cousin of Actor Scott Baio & Vampire Weekend Bassist Chris Baio
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