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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸

@woebetide.gay
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Live in Bay Area 🌉 In my 40’s, she/her 🌞: keeping 🍽️😵‍💫 at 🍎👩‍💻 🌕: I ⌨️ too many 📝 & 👀 too much 📺 Enjoy: 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🎞️📖👽👩‍🚀🧱 From KS but got tired of topography and Oz jokes, decided to seek my 💰 and ⚧️ in the land of 🍎 & 🥜

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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 2h
does my office door _need_ to open all the way? Because it's like 3 inches short of fitting 5 bookcases. Loving the color, though!
A room with a cluttered folding table along the left wall, 3 blue bookcases along the back wall, a pile of electronic junk between the bookcases and an open doorway. There's easily room for a 4th bookcase, but not quite a fifth.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 2h
hmm… dole whip, my beloved 🤤
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 3h
The slot-loading iMac G3 line was released closer to the last moon landing than to today.
A photo of the rear end (buttocks) of slot loading iMacs on a poster with "The most colorful way to the Internet" below it, then an Apple Think Different logo.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 2h
all we are is dust in the wind
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 4h
(mine was actually a gerber slide one, which I was so proud of, but I don't think it moved with me)
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 4h
YOU DON'T TAKE A MAN'S LEATHERMAN. Rude! You know how pricey those things are?
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 5h
Anyway, at the end she laughs about it with him! hahahah, so funny. 😾 Fuck you Maurice. You and Berman deserve each other.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 5h
Geordi, buddy, pal, you're not dissuading the 'nice guy' (tm) (derogatory) accusations that way
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
how are they getting that view on the view screen? The camera is high and centered, not from one of the nacelles or the secondary/engineering hull
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
'writing is not one of my strongsuits' says host of reading rainbow
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
once again: Geordi is played by one of the coolest people _on the planet_ and making him this awkward person romantically is just so painful
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
space whale!
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
I really dislike that in at least one alternate reality, they got married
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 6h
ohno. Leah Brahms. In person. 😬
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
also, who among us hasn't been faced with the choice of making love to a prewarp alien or not escaping?
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
I can't say as I blame Mirasta Yale for wanting to go with the Enterprise, if I got told my life's work would be put off for years, possibly a generation, I'd want to go see the wider universe
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
Star Trek: First Contact Wait, no, Star Trek: First Contact Damn it, that's still wrong. Hold on a second... Star Trek: The Next Generation, S4E15 First Contact There we go!
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 7h
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
And, no, they aren’t ‘smart’, they are tech that’s existed for decades and they aren’t connected to the rest of the smart shit in the house.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
Ooh, The Mug
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
I have not changed batteries from the original AA’s either, so decent battery life for a little antenna and a solenoid valve
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
Occasionally my brain slips a cog and I wonder why my kitchen sink faucet doesn’t do the same.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
Also they would absolutely turn on for pets, so something to consider.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
I can definitely tell they are somewhat install location dependent. The sensor wire hates being bumped, or passing too near metallic objects, or having metal things on the counter near the faucet. Also still concerned about the valve in hard water situations over the long term.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 7h
So I’ve had the upstairs one 8 months, and the downstairs 9 and I really like these, they’ve behaved flawlessly, no random turn ons, no dripping, just hold hands anywhere near and water comes out, and move hands away, water turns off shortly after! Just as it should be. However…
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Robin Brooks @assumptionprime.bsky.social · 15h
Spell X Sword Update! Page 95: spellxsword.com/comic/chapte... the the body hit the floor
Mira and restaurant patrons looking shocked, while Dani looks annoyedly at her bloody sword
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Sofiatroni @sofiatroni.bsky.social · 19h
Happy Spooky Season! 🎃 #comic #webcomic #trans #transgender #lgbt
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Zoe Storm @zoestorm.bsky.social · 18h
Glad SOMEONE appreciates a well-crafted mystery mansion 🙄 Seriously, Dread.
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Alfred Twu @alfredtwu.com · 09/10/2026
Many opportunities to get free flu shots in Berkeley, see thread for details.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
its fine, I grew up being alone, and knowing I'd remain alone, and built my life accordingly
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
on this international lesbian day, here's to all my fellow hypothetical lesbians, for whom any interest in other women is more of a fanciful notion than an actuality
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dumbing of Age: "Bowling manga" www.dumbingofage.com/comic/bowlin... #webcomic
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
the piece of shit didn't start there until sometime after I graduated, but he's been there for 19 years. There are almost certainly other victims — and other perpetrators.
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 09/10/2026
I am so sorry. Sometimes, there are just obscure intrusive thoughts y'know?
A picture of a couple of Sydney T set trains parked in a workshop. On top of their displays one reads Darmok, the other Jalad.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
my shitty conservative christian high school got hit with a lawsuit for a pedo teacher grooming a kid and protecting him, and the only thing that surprises me is that it took until the year of our random number generator twenty twenty six to happen.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
sure, she's just a con artist, not an actually powerful being, but I think she and Q would get along famously (or extremely badly, there'd be no in between, and either way it would be entertaining)
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
Who doesn't love Ardra? She's got a great flare for the dramatic
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
I'm glad they ditched the headgear for the cardassians's, it's silly. Anyway, time to meet the space nazi's.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
besides, best porthos will always be Platt's
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Three Musketeers: Rochefort, Smelly Cheese?
Alt: Oliver Platt as Porthos in The Three Musketeers (1993). He's holding a sword to the throat of the camera operator opposite him, and speaking. Text at the bottom reads: "Rochefort… isn't that a smelly kind of cheese?"
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
Trills are second best Tendi's Dog is third best Sorry Porthos
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 09/10/2026
Data's Day! and introduction of best Starfleet pet: Spot!
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 08/10/2026
thirty seconds of zen
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
Pop some steel wheels on it and a catenary power receiver and we’re good to go!
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danielle @danielle.fyi · 08/10/2026
Making really dumb shit
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David M Willis! @damnyouwillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they call her Joyce "Fingerguns" Brown
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
How broken am I? This has me laugh crying at my desk
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
And I don’t really know how to keep doing this
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
I think I’m just starting to get super stressed about the elections. I know, we’ll win some, we’ll lose some, and maybe we’ll win ‘enough’ but I don’t see how we can do anything but stem the tide. They’ll get almost nothing fixed and another ratchet will occur.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
doesn't help I'm in the middle of projects that feel like I'm rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. Yay, new bookcases, TV mount, but what I really need in life is _people_, and I'm not managing to go out and meet any ever.
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Elizabeth, Gender Pirate Queen 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️👸 @woebetide.gay · 08/10/2026
and terrified I'm fucking everything up as always
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