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@wmatt.bsky.social
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Never knowingly underthought. Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.

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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 3h
@endaguinan.com I'm wondering, in my capacity as an officially old person who doesn't listen to music radio much, if you are planning to do a "best songs of 2026?" I enjoyed your 2024(?) one immensely. TIA
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Saying the quiet part loud, there.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/10/2026
'Rogue Signage' Judy Lichtman
assemblage of street signs, yellow ones reading FALL IN LINE, orange ones reading STAY IN YOUR LANE and smaller blue ones reading YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have literally never seen anyone more smug than Hassett.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the funfair will take place next monkey
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Aston Villa coach Unai Emery. I mean, come on.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is the point of a lightsaber? Everyone's got laser guns. I mean, really. #starwars
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something Big Cheese doesn't want you to know: Taleggio cheese is on the shelves with the high-end Poncey Cheeses, but is indistinguishable in taste and texture from Kraft Dairylea. What a swiz. #cheese
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correction : this Spurs game is *very* amusing #TOTAVL
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Spurs game is... amusing #TOTAVL
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Proscribe the extreme far right groups before it's too late" via The UK Against Hate
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Word! Hell yes I support this💙💛
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
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Massie, Khanna Say They Have Secured 218 Signatures for New Epstein Files Vote
The announcement comes hours after MeidasTouch reported the discharge petition was just two signatures short of the threshold needed to force a House vote.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wouldn't that be a bit odd though? Using a strategy that works?
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#reacher ep 5 just passed the stupidity sign and kept going. Just fuck off with this nonsense
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🇺🇦 www.eeas.europa.eu/eeas/impact-...
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Russia’s War on Ukrainian Trade Is a War on Global Food Security
The international community must continue to press Russia for a ceasefire and a negotiated peace.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its Puccini's "Nessun Dorma" you cultural morons.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 14/09/2026
Look at this photo we found from Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish Bahamas wedding. Can you spot the Russian oligarch close to Putin who bankrolled the event? 🧵
A group photo shows about 35 people, including Donald Trump Jr.; his wife, Bettina Anderson; Ivanka Trump; Jared Kushner; Tiffany Trump; and Russian oligarch Umar Kremlev.

Little Pipe Cay/Lux Hospitality Bahamas; Laura Gordon Photography via Instagram; Laura Gordon Photography
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ariana Grande Oat Latte
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
A brilliant and touching piece by Kate Mossman about online shopping addiction and Vinted in particular www.newstatesman.com/special-repo...
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Vinted Brain
How Britain lost its mind to online shopping addiction
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you and goodnight 👌
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Makes you think, doesn't it?* *Apparently not
Trump is not giving you a Trump dividend for 5000.00. They're not giving you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. They didn't give you the DOGE check. Or the tariff refund. Or $2 gas. Or cheaper groceries. Or a healthcare plan. Or 600% off your prescriptions. At some point, gullible stops being an accident and starts being a choice.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I never knew they went *this* far into supporting fascism. Jeesus. #dailymail #fascists
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What is the point of having a collective noun for owls? Have you ever ever seen more than one at a time? #owls
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🥊🇺🇸🌹
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Politics UK @politicsuk.com · 04/09/2026
🚨 NEW: Labour has reported Nigel Farage and his two former senior aides to the Met Police for potential criminal offences following the undercover investigation
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This always bothers me. A solid gold statue would weigh loads more than that. #physics #weighingstuff #indianajones
Indiana Jones holding a really quite small bag of sand.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Online retailers need to give us a choice of couriers. Of course they don't, because if the only choice was #evri you'd buy from somewhere else.
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Political Satirical @politicalsatirical.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Henley Arms in Silvertown
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yeah. GOAT, my arse
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19) @covid19disease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🚨 BREAKTHROUGH: After 40 years of research, Brazilian scientist Dr. Mariangela Hungria wins the World Food Prize for pioneering a $2 nitrogen-fixing bacteria treatment that replaces costly fertilizers, saves farmers $25 billion annually, and cuts 230 million tons of CO₂ emissions.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All well and good, but UEFA weaken their argument a bit by saying he didn't grift hard enough: "Uefa also claims that the valuation of the stakes to be sold were not independently verified and would have been offered too cheaply." #uefa www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Gianni Infantino: Uefa pursuing criminal legal proceedings against Fifa president
Uefa is pursuing criminal proceedings against Fifa president Gianni Infantino over the scrapped plan to sell off stakes in the World Cup.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton was on the right side of every argument you can think of. RIP
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Another #dollyparton classic still (more) relevant to our times: youtu.be/CEPUxpR64YE?...
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Deportee (Plane Wreck at Los Gatos)
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 26/08/2026
The best tribute to Dolly Parton is that she regularly and repeatedly refused to have anything to do with Piers Morgan
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RIP Dolly Parton.

Never met her, never interviewed her (despite decades of unrequited requests) but thought she was utterly fabulous in every way.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm gonna have to stop reading these Dolly Parton tributes cos I've got a lump in my throat the size of a tennis ball. RIP #dollyparton
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hurricane Dolly could be on its way
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