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@wmatt.bsky.social
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Never knowingly underthought. Winner of the East Anglia regional #smoulderingjesus competition 2020.

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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 3h
And is there a link to that playlist please?
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 3h
Twas youtube
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 4h
@endaguinan.com I'm wondering, in my capacity as an officially old person who doesn't listen to music radio much, if you are planning to do a "best songs of 2026?" I enjoyed your 2024(?) one immensely. TIA
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 13h
LingOL, surely?
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Saying the quiet part loud, there.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 11/10/2026
'Rogue Signage' Judy Lichtman
assemblage of street signs, yellow ones reading FALL IN LINE, orange ones reading STAY IN YOUR LANE and smaller blue ones reading YOU'RE BEING WATCHED
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funniest thing you've ever seen? You really should get out more
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Plus they have lawyers who go over every Bill and "amend" as needed. Inheritance tax bill for Charles, for example? Yeah, no.
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the only map of england everybody else needs (best selling music by territory, Actually Helpful for understanding some things; also Suck It Morrissey.)
map of england where every county is lableled by their best selling band
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I press shuffle as soon as it starts. I think I do fewer red herring goes that way 🤷🏼
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Of course he fucking sweats"
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for that. I'm talking about the freedom granted by the economic boom after WWII which allowed young people to have their own cars, clothes, music etc. But you carry on.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Teenagers were not a thing until the 1950s
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Santi Denia? I bet he doesn't believe in the Easter Bunny either.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have literally never seen anyone more smug than Hassett.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the funfair will take place next monkey
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aston Villa coach Unai Emery
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Aston Villa coach Unai Emery. I mean, come on.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean I agree with the idea, but he is such a fucking moron I would vote against it on principle. Golf tournaments, sheesh
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Again and again
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lol
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The last episode was heartbreaking in more than one way.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is the point of a lightsaber? Everyone's got laser guns. I mean, really. #starwars
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
See Basildon, Harlow and no doubt the centre of other new towns. Looks fairly normal to me 🙂
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bluesky have helpfully 😐 joined it up
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There's an internet archive copy of a timeline article from the Athletic here (URL split up), if this is what you were after... archive.is 20260925172341/https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/ 6128471/2026/09/25/manchester-city-charges-timeline/
archive.is
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Something Big Cheese doesn't want you to know: Taleggio cheese is on the shelves with the high-end Poncey Cheeses, but is indistinguishable in taste and texture from Kraft Dairylea. What a swiz. #cheese
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of a book cover featuring another photo of a real cockatiel. Title and author read:

Introduction to Screaming
By Dr Coqatielius Boidmin
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Smug cunt about covers it
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Correction : this Spurs game is *very* amusing #TOTAVL
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This Spurs game is... amusing #TOTAVL
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Proscribe the extreme far right groups before it's too late" via The UK Against Hate
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Word! Hell yes I support this💙💛
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
meidasnews.com
Massie, Khanna Say They Have Secured 218 Signatures for New Epstein Files Vote
The announcement comes hours after MeidasTouch reported the discharge petition was just two signatures short of the threshold needed to force a House vote.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Those photos are excellent. They're like a Cockney Zelig (or Forrest Gump, if you must). 😎
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That made me laugh, cheers 👍
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wouldn't that be a bit odd though? Using a strategy that works?
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#reacher ep 5 just passed the stupidity sign and kept going. Just fuck off with this nonsense
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🇺🇦 www.eeas.europa.eu/eeas/impact-...
eeas.europa.eu
Russia’s War on Ukrainian Trade Is a War on Global Food Security
The international community must continue to press Russia for a ceasefire and a negotiated peace.
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its Puccini's "Nessun Dorma" you cultural morons.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 14/09/2026
Look at this photo we found from Donald Trump Jr.’s lavish Bahamas wedding. Can you spot the Russian oligarch close to Putin who bankrolled the event? 🧵
A group photo shows about 35 people, including Donald Trump Jr.; his wife, Bettina Anderson; Ivanka Trump; Jared Kushner; Tiffany Trump; and Russian oligarch Umar Kremlev.

Little Pipe Cay/Lux Hospitality Bahamas; Laura Gordon Photography via Instagram; Laura Gordon Photography
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ariana Grande Oat Latte
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 11/09/2026
A brilliant and touching piece by Kate Mossman about online shopping addiction and Vinted in particular www.newstatesman.com/special-repo...
newstatesman.com
Vinted Brain
How Britain lost its mind to online shopping addiction
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Reader of Banned Books @readerofbannedbook.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
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Matt @wmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shut the fuck up, Donny [Trump] 💗 #lebowski
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