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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Currently on vacation. Stopped for a cappuccino. Immediate poured half of it down my shirt. It’s 45 minutes back to my hotel. It’s tiring being me sometimes

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fact that Gary Oldman and Sam Rockwell have not played father and son con men in a movie is making me insane

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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 01/09/2026

Wow. Colton Cowser with a game-winning home run robbery.

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alex remembers the big cow 🐄 @thebigcow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Popeyes doesn’t give you what you want. Popeyes gives you what you need.

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Chip (aka Josh) @chipcheezum.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Howdy folks, the Final Fantasy VII Rebirth let's play will begin this Saturday.

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

One thing’s for certain, one of these teams is scoring 4 more goals in OT

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Ok I’ll admit it, I wasn’t ready for that last frame

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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’ve seen Enough (The 2002 Jennifer Lopez thriller)

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

“I think you mean,” Nope, stop right there. I said what I meant to say. If you want to make your own joke take that shit elsewhere.

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Missed FG coming…

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

It appears JMU is better at running the ball than Troy is

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Too drunk to play Silksong

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

I assume people are already sending this to @jasonkirk.fyi , but I just can't take the risk

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

BAJA BLAST PIE COMING TO TACO BELL IN NOVEMBER

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Shutdown Fullcast MBMBaM Friends at the Table Effectively Wild The Flop House

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Bog standard Ravens 4th quarter collapse

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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

There’s a crow outside my window at work have a full-on meltdown because they trimmed the trees in the parking lot. It sounds PISSED

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I’d say the movie quote I’ve most wanted to incorporate into my own life without pointing out the reference is Tim Curry from Clue: “Can you keep a secret?” “Yeah.” “So can I.”

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

I know the world is falling apart, but I’m in the middle of a really strong Balatro run right now

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Did Lenny ever cover Gold Dust Woman?

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

$1 for how loud this concert was, on a scale from 1-10

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Fuck it, sometimes college football is actually college hockey. $1 for each of Cornell coach Mike Shafer’s career wins. Screw BU @newap-georgia.bsky.social

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Cowbo Bebo at his Computo @dochaus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Happy Opening Day! One of my favorite comics about America's Pastime from @bransonreese.bsky.social www.branson-reese.com/archive/2017...

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Baltimore Oriole — Branson Reese

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

The last straw: sources indicating Trump is preparing Executive Order which states a golden retriever can’t play basketball

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

New goal for 2025, making comments so groan-worthy that people don’t even acknowledge I said anything

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

The ocean floor is just littered with sub-aquatic failed libertarian utopias

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Flight left on time, weather is perfect (as usual), 17th in line for departure. San Diego airport is a joke

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TheGratefulDeadpool @gratefuldeadpool.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

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Ben Gellman-Chomsky @benjgc.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I just saw this, went into a fugue state, and when I came to I had written this

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

This is the correct approach

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

@chipcheezum.bsky.social hey, what was the name of that company you mentioned on the stream that you got your glasses from?

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

For fuck’s sake, Bo Nix has to stop running backwards and just take the sack when he’s dead to rights

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

If someone actually wanted to increase voter turnout, all you'd have to do is add a ballot measure on making insurance advertising illegal

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

No one is ever in less of a hurry than passengers exiting a delayed flight.

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

As a hockey fan, I’m very excited to see Bluesky developing a sports foothold so I can spend all season reading about basketball and wrestling

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

This game is basically over, but that inside kick by Tampa was perfect

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 18/10/2024

I just want the fans of all 4 remaining MLB playoff teams to know that I’m rooting against them. I don’t want any of them happy. I want the World Series canceled due to haters

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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 07/10/2024

Wow, so I guess karma really IS a bitch for Dodgers fans. How about that

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