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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins

@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) 1,398th Most Influential Account he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h
"Bank of America figured it out? Bank of America? This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."
bloomberg.com
BofA Sees the End of ‘Easy Money’ Made From the AI-Spending Trade
Investors are likely to find it increasingly hard to make “easy money” by betting on outsized returns from artificial intelligence-linked capital expenditures compared with consumer-driven spending, a...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 3h
Big Talk. No Action. Same Problem.
aljazeera.com
Turkiye, Pakistan agree rapid military deployment to bolster Saudi security
Turkiye and Pakistan have agreed rapid military deployment to bolster Saudi security as part of the Mecca defence pact.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
Zionism is racism. Herzl's own Diary admits it: "The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
I don't think I've ever gotten this high of nostalgia before...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
Japan's stewardship of Western Heavy Metal is truly unmatched. Whatever our fickle asses throw out, they find the best of it and trap it in amber yet still manage to somehow give it blood. Remarkable. Anyways. Here's Sex Machineguns.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 5h
"Bank of America figured it out? Bank of America? This is a real low point. Yeah this one hurts."
bloomberg.com
BofA Sees the End of ‘Easy Money’ Made From the AI-Spending Trade
Investors are likely to find it increasingly hard to make “easy money” by betting on outsized returns from artificial intelligence-linked capital expenditures compared with consumer-driven spending, a...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
Whomever wants to win in 2028 should simply run on killing Liberty Biberty with hammers.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Unambiguous in its intent. A shot in the air to remind Left Organizers that Big Brother doesn't sleep and it will come after anyone that dares question the legitimacy of Apartheid Regimes. Whether that be Israel or the one being built in the United States as we speak.
FBI Most Wanted FB Post:

The #FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for info leading to the arrest of Donna Joan Borup, #wanted for her alleged participation in a violent anti-apartheid demonstration at JFK International Airport in Queens, NY, on September 26, 1981. During the event Borup allegedly tossed a caustic substance into the eyes of a Port Authority Police Officer, leving him partially blind.

Below are three mugshot and an attempted 'Aged Recreation' for today
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
Whomever wants to win in 2028 should simply run on killing Liberty Biberty with hammers.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
I don't think I've ever gotten this high of nostalgia before...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
The iconic "fortune cookie" scene from Rocko's Modern Life reading "Bad Luck and Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul For All Eternity" but an ad for 'Advance America' is badly photoshopped on top
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
And as I said; will take any excuse.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
Brazil definitely gets a HUGE nod in this regard but I only caveat it in so much as I'd argue it has been an immense Generative contributor to more "Western" Heavy Metal despite not getting its due. Angra & Sepultura both have legitimate claims to be on their respective Subgenre Mount Rushmores.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 7h
Japan's stewardship of Western Heavy Metal is truly unmatched. Whatever our fickle asses throw out, they find the best of it and trap it in amber yet still manage to somehow give it blood. Remarkable. Anyways. Here's Sex Machineguns.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
I get shit like "You yearn to see the Pyramids of Giza."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
Holy balls. It's an ACTUAL fortune!
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
And as if it weren't clear enough; They literally made a second law to enshrine it further.
en.wikipedia.org
Basic Law: Israel as the Nation-State of the Jewish People - Wikipedia
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
Zionism is racism. Herzl's own Diary admits it: "The anti-Semites will become our most dependable friends, the anti-Semitic countries our allies."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 8h
If Bab al-Mandab isn't uncontested, opened, and squarely in Yemen Gov't Troops hands by the middle of October, the US is proper fucked. This is The Straits Taylor Rule running in real time.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Lotssa chatter out of Yemen from Gov't Forces re: how many Operations are currently ongoing to retake ground Houthis took at the end of Sept. Won't believe a word until I see an independent on-the-ground account. The US NEEDS Yemen's forces to take it back SOON. Houthi's just need to hold ground.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
Unambiguous in its intent. A shot in the air to remind Left Organizers that Big Brother doesn't sleep and it will come after anyone that dares question the legitimacy of Apartheid Regimes. Whether that be Israel or the one being built in the United States as we speak.
FBI Most Wanted FB Post:

The #FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for info leading to the arrest of Donna Joan Borup, #wanted for her alleged participation in a violent anti-apartheid demonstration at JFK International Airport in Queens, NY, on September 26, 1981. During the event Borup allegedly tossed a caustic substance into the eyes of a Port Authority Police Officer, leving him partially blind.

Below are three mugshot and an attempted 'Aged Recreation' for today
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 9h
"I don't think that's the project of Journalism" That's a really fucking interesting answer to the critique that holding public figures accountable should be a priority...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Shape of the morning Economically would best be described as 'Out of Gas' Cliff started becoming in view in mid to late July. We're approaching.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Seeing Flavio Bolsonaro win the first round of voting in Brazil is incredibly scary. Brazil is basically the SINGLE large hurdle left for the US ambition in Latin America. If they manage to put a Bolsonaro back in power... Honestly worth considering fleeing the Western Hemisphere at that point.
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Also its very funny that his entire argument requires the UK as a whole rather than England. Wales, Scotland & Northern Ireland are all exploring ways to dissolve the UK.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
GDP isn't real. Both of these men are fucking morons. The UK is a basket case Economy whose fate is tied directly to the flailing USA Russia is a basket case Economy whose fate is tied directly to Legitimacy Consolidation Both are not good Economies for their people Both are Capitalist failures
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Ghastly Grinner is GOAT'd
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
We gave them no swap lines but demanded they continue importing USD at the cost of their own Economy. They have every right to say we've not held up the contract signed in 2025. Just tell us to fuck off.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 10h
Again; Why do they put up w/ us?
cnbc.com
Trump tells South Korea to sign on to Alaska LNG deal or 'I'll just charge them more'
Trump is ramping up pressure on South Korea over Alaska LNG as Seoul remains cautious over investment projects announced by the U.S. president.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 22h
Bruh... They are COMMITTED to astroturfing WMD II to get UK into the Iran War.
axios.com
U.S. B-1 bombers evacuated from UK base after attack threats from Iran
The move came after Israel provided intelligence pointing to a possible attack.
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Possibly a member of the most Radical Terror group of all: Straya.
aljazeera.com
Police investigating Flydubai co-pilot’s Australia ties
Australian police and intelligence join the list of those probing the incident.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Possibly a member of the most Radical Terror group of all: Straya.
aljazeera.com
Police investigating Flydubai co-pilot’s Australia ties
Australian police and intelligence join the list of those probing the incident.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The misplaced element of 'Loyalty' in his motto keeps coming back to bite him in the ass, huh? Easiest layup for good press: Just distance yourself from the serial and prolific sexual predator. Still can't bring himself to do it because he's a dumb brick that thinks you owe toxic fucks respect.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kofi & Bandido is going to steal the show in France 🤼‍♂️
Promotional Poster for AEW Grand Slam France featuring Bandido and Kofi for the ROH World Championship on Tuesday October 6 8pm
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know I'm far from alone in the "30+ & Finding Out Everyone Is Different" club But essentially being undiagnosed AuDHD w/ Executive Dusfunction AND having Aphantasia... It's sort of like figuring out everyone has been using Windows & I've been using DOS. I am enjoying exploring the benefits tho.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Won't someone think of the early investors in Bluesky, their AI brained coders, and the Joined Nov 24 Boomers need for Slop to make this place feel like home?!
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kofi & Bandido is going to steal the show in France 🤼‍♂️
Promotional Poster for AEW Grand Slam France featuring Bandido and Kofi for the ROH World Championship on Tuesday October 6 8pm
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't believe that Rehabilitative Justice w/o Restorative Justice is Justice at all. So yeah... I probably don't wince much when someone that has only been given the first and not required to give the second gets what they have coming to them.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roughly as subtle as Triple H's Wrestlemania 21 merch
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roughly as subtle as Triple H's Wrestlemania 21 merch
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"My father, behold, the enemy's ships came here; my cities were burned, and they did evil things in my country. Does not my father know that all my troops and chariots are in the Land of Hatti, and all my ships are in the Land of Lukka?... Thus, the country is abandoned to itself."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It really is the correct answer.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"This is actually a road used by the public" feels like he's genuinely trying to will the disaster.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Commentary Team is basically negging him into making this mistake and it's beautiful.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine is borderline not usable anymore lol I genuinely just get stuck in whatever 'groove' happens over a period of a few weeks. I'm basically human Dialectical Materialism.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from @HelloCullen

Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay... I'd like to make a pitch for Unlimited Arrows.
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