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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins

@wittywebhandle.bsky.social
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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) 1,398th Most Influential Account he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights

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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 15h
*Yankees make the postseason*

Yankee fans for some reason:

"Bing bang boom ya gotta give me the ball because I'm Italian"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 16h
The Plan? Have a deeply autistic man spend 34 days with the most bewildering social experiment of a human that can't not lie, film it all, and become the strangest #1 Box Office in human history.
Nathan Fielder
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me looking at my own posts bc im the only source I trust
Kobe Bryant watching highlights of himself in the locker room.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scene from Out Cold (2001) w/ Zach Galifankis' character using snow on his crotch to deal w/ a hot tub related injury. Jason London's character is confused.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man... I can't imagine why AI exposed Executives have been selling at record clips since Deepseek v3 was released in December 2024...
Nvidia's Stevens, Jeff Bezos Among Top Insider Stock Sellars

Billionaires tied to the AI industry were among the top insider sellers in the third quarter amid a turbulent period for stocks.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay. Day 1 Montreal Expos. Vladdy Jr comes home to accept his rightful throne. Will his bat be enough to lift this team to October?
Expos Batting Order
1. Jake McCarthy LF L
2. Vladimir Guerrero 1B R
3. James Wood DH L
4. Sean Murphy C R
5. Ryan McMahon 3B L
6. Jacob Young CF R
7. Matt Wallner RF L
8. Nasim Nunez SS S
9. Eli Willits 2B S

Starting Pitcher: LHP Connely Early (0-0, 0.00)
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yahtzee
Gilkeshda's labels:

Anti-Black Racism
Liberal Apologia
Gloats Over Harm
Trans Scapegoating
Transportation
Denies U.S. Genocide Role
Made over 30 replies yesterday
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trista: Don't know why you keep quote posting me, I'm just block each on of your freak followers bitch.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trista: So you have literally no experience living in a Red state, unlike me. Fuck off Nazi lover.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trista: Yes you are (In reference to me saying "People who happen to reside in Red States are not Monsters"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since she'll probably remove it from yours too lol

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Conservatives will literally block emergency aid if it's going to a blue state, I have never seen  Dems do the same. Red states do want people to die, their entire project is founded in maximizing human suffering. Someone from a blue state laughing at the blow back isn't the same.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lmao nice try

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Conservatives will literally block emergency aid if it's going to a blue state, I have never seen  Dems do the same. Red states do want people to die, their entire project is founded in maximizing human suffering. Someone from a blue state laughing at the blow back isn't the same.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think I've ever gotten this high of nostalgia before...
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Japan's stewardship of Western Heavy Metal is truly unmatched. Whatever our fickle asses throw out, they find the best of it and trap it in amber yet still manage to somehow give it blood. Remarkable. Anyways. Here's Sex Machineguns.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unambiguous in its intent. A shot in the air to remind Left Organizers that Big Brother doesn't sleep and it will come after anyone that dares question the legitimacy of Apartheid Regimes. Whether that be Israel or the one being built in the United States as we speak.
FBI Most Wanted FB Post:

The #FBI is offering a reward of up to $100,000 for info leading to the arrest of Donna Joan Borup, #wanted for her alleged participation in a violent anti-apartheid demonstration at JFK International Airport in Queens, NY, on September 26, 1981. During the event Borup allegedly tossed a caustic substance into the eyes of a Port Authority Police Officer, leving him partially blind.

Below are three mugshot and an attempted 'Aged Recreation' for today
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kofi & Bandido is going to steal the show in France 🤼‍♂️
Promotional Poster for AEW Grand Slam France featuring Bandido and Kofi for the ROH World Championship on Tuesday October 6 8pm
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tweet from @HelloCullen

Me, off my meds, pitching a cartoon movie: OK, so, you know how most toasters are cowards?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
DJ Tricey Trice on this comment absolutely fucking nailing it.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"We disrespect the Banana."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Julie Bots aren't even trying anymore.
Julie's profile, supposedly 18 w/ a photo of a clearly much older womanOlder woman taking a selfie
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't hear Bananarama's 'Venus' w/o immediately cueing this up in my head
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How it feels finding another good shitposter
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tweet from @CircleKPolarPop

"Thinking about the Butthole Survers' previous bandnames"

Below is the wiki section for Also Known As reading:

Abe Lincoln's Bush
Ashtray Babyheads
B.H. Surfers
Dick Clark Five
Ed Asner Is Gay
Fred Astaire's Asshole
The Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
The Unalienable Right To Eat Fred Astaire's Asshole
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd much rather he didn't.
Jake Tapper breaks down the Snapchat messages
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
from the Episode's Wiki lol
Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction (top) was "agressively satirized" in the episode (bottom)
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I see Michael McDonald... I post Michael McDonald. (from Yacht Rock)
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accused of attempting to provide: - Personnel - Services - Expert advice - Assistance - Electronic components to The Houthis Am certain this is yet another nothingburger All of those charges are probably a shadow of a single e-mail / post being conflated into a trumped up charge for headlines
Breaking News: US arrests Energy Depr employee for allegedly supporting the Houthis
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily Chart for USDJPY looking like we may have seen the last 'smooth' intervention point. That is a market w/ some opinions.
USDJPY at 158.02
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's very important to understand that all of today's problems of 'Post-Economics' come down to a Prophet & High Priest. The Prophet: Milton Friedman The High Priest: Ben Bernanke In 2002 on Friedman's 90th Birthday, Bernanke codified the Theology that would become enacted 6 years later in 2008.

Remarks by Governor Ben S. Bernanke
At the Conference to Honor Milton Friedman, University of Chicago, Chicago, Illinois
November 8, 2002
On Milton Friedman's Ninetieth Birthday

I can think of no greater honor than being invited to speak on the occasion of Milton Friedman's ninetieth birthday. Among economic scholars, Friedman has no peer. His seminal contributions to economics are legion, including his development of the permanent-income theory of consumer spending, his paradigm-shifting research in monetary economics, and his stimulating and original essays on economic history and methodology. Generations of graduate students, at the University of Chicago and elsewhere, have benefited from his insight; and many of these intellectual children and grandchildren continue to this day to extend the sway of Friedman's ideas in economics. What is more, Milton Friedman's influence on broader public opinion, exercised through his popular writings, speaking, and television appearances, has been at least as important and enduring as his impact on academic thought. In his humane and engaging way, Milton Friedman has conveyed to millions an understanding of the economic benefits of free, competitive markets, as well as the close connection that economic freedoms such as property rights and freedom of contract bear to other types of liberty.

Today I'd like to honor Milton Friedman by talking about one of his greatest contributions to economics, made in close collaboration with his distinguished coauthor, Anna J. Schwartz. This achievement is nothing less than to provide what has become the leading and most persuasive explanation of the worst economic disaster in American history, the onset of the Great Depression--or, as Friedman and Schwartz dubbed it, the Great Contraction of 1929-33. Remarkably, Friedman and Schwartz did not set out to solve this complex and important problem specifically but rather addressed it as part of a larger project, their magisterial monetary hist…
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sum 41 nailed this in the Still Waiting (2002) video
Sum 41 on stage w/ a The Sums background
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
S9E9 'True North' I had just been watching this one last week & remembered being absolutely floored by the whiplash here. Canada is painted as a Naive Moralist for insisting that it doesn't want one of its citizens murdered by The USA. The DA first accepts taking it off the table, then reneges.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tapping the sign.
Simpsons bus driver tapping the sign meme.

Banking 9/11 is written on the sign
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Tamarian from TNG 'Darmok & Jalad' episode
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Verb Abrams

"Shawn looking like all three Home Improvement sons at once"

Below is a photo uploaded by Rasslin Uploader of Shawn Michaels w. a very confusing bangs set up and a bright yellow high collar
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're not even putting their back into it anymore, huh?
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz continues at pace w/ the brainrot.
Taylor Lorenz Tweet: Listening to this whole interview and these comments in context you see he is actually making a pretty nuanced point. You can criticize him all u want but taking clips out of context to manufacture outrage is so lame— critique what he actually said!

Quoted Tweet from FactPost: "Palantir founder Peter Thiel: "If you're evil, you're not bad. You're actually maybe kind of good.""
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Campires when they sip on your blood and catch extra strength Tylenol, at least two psychiatric meds, two cups of coffee, weed, and microplastics

Below is a photo of Idris Alba losing his shit on Hot Ones saying "What the fuck?"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lmao wait did Edge event the 'Off The Top Nope' spot?
Edge walking away from his opponent calmly mid-attempted top rope drop kick
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta Muse (OpenClaw revisited) is going exactly how you'd expect.
matt.j.robb tweet

"So muse handled my Facebook marketplace today. Just found out it told people my address and agreed a lowball price and then they showed up without it even telling me until late tonight that it messed up.

Absolutely wild."
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
via Tim Branin of Simpsons Bortposting®
The 'They don't know' guy in a corner at a party meme. But everyone has been drawn over to look like The Simpson Family.

Ned is in the corner w/ his Apple Hat from the scene when he's explaining cider to Homer.

Next to him reads "They don't know Adirondack cider can be yellow if you're using late-season apples."

Homer's brain is also seen floating away as it is in the scene.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Troy McClure asking Ms. Piggy for her 'dainty hoof in marriage'
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some 20 year old Canadian woman right now regardless:
Tobias Funke's expression whilst saying "but it might work for us"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The soldiers seem unhappy..." "Up their Cum Rations."
Tweet from Slime Da Garbage Mane: white airheads look like if cum was a military ration

Below is a photo of the said white airhead held and another of it held with his face also in frame.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had not even considered that audience capture. There is an entire ethos of fuckwads that hear "Choosin' Texas" and have the Homer reaction
Homer holding a 'Mid-Season' pennant and reacting to the TV:

"He's named like my name"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman is actually from the Dunemaul line of Ogres.
Dunemaul Ogre from World of Warcraft
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am once again thinking about that Levi's Sta-Prest Jeans ad from 1999.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
American Economics in a nutshell when rubber meets the road:
Batman: The Dark Knight Rises meme featuring Bane

Man labeled "The guy from The Debt Collection Agency": You have like $20k in credit card debt"

Bane labeled "Me": "And this give you... power over me??"
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Church Committee found an estimated 17% of CPUSA members / 10% of Socialist Workers Party members were FBI informants. So this Law & Order episode from 1998 about a murder in 1968 isn't all that off base. It's also very funny seeing Girl Boss Hitler ADA somehow not understand undercover agitating.
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love Fun Wrestling™
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Blaise Boo-lysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gianmarco's defeated "...heloveschina" is how I imagine most of my followers probably feel about me lol
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