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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Wouldn't 18-19-year-olds receiving the full Job Seekers benefit help them gain employment? Being able to pay rent, buy food, put gas in the car, all important aspects in looking for employment, no? Fucking maddening. #nzpol

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Chris Slane @slanecartoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Risky behaviour... #NZpol 2022

Two NZ pedestrians crossing tracks in front of a speeding train are nearly struck by a train labelled 'Climate Crisis'.

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Ryan Sproull @ryansproull.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Day 13. The noises outside at night have become quieter but somehow more menacing. Nicola went outside for water and never came back. Only Simeon seems unaffected, though he smiled at me yesterday in a strange discomfiting manner. The bus. The bus. The bus.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is like trying not to run people over as you drive your Ford Ranger down the footpath. You could just drive on the road. Instead, you're deliberately doing the stupid thing while hoping to avoid the consequences. #nzpol

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Nope! He's not suitable for National if he's able to backtrack and change his mind! This is National we're talking about here! They have a reputation to uphold, and none of that involves changing minds or taking accountability. #nzpol

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Foxes @foxylustygrover.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: There is Simeon Brown running down the walls in our hospitals #NZPol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Oh gee. Wouldn't want life-supporting environmental protection having too much weight in decision-making. They'd want to maintain the ecosystems to support life. Why would farmers want that? They just want people to buy their produce. Hang on! People need to be alive to do that! #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"fast-track was put in place because it had become "abysmally slow" to get anything built in New Zealand." Hey Dumbass, the reason it took so long was to make sure everything could be taken into consideration. Bah! Who am I kidding! He wouldn't know what that is, it involves thinking... #nzpol

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Homer Simpson Cymbals Monkey Brain

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

NEW!? Fucking the planet up for profit is bloody NEW apparently...

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Aww. He's "grown". Shame his victims have to grow up dealing with the trauma of his fucked up actions. But hey, sure glad some old ACT party pervert has finally grown outta the thing he took FOREVER to admit. Avoiding accountability, that's a sign of growth, no? #nzpol

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Former ACT Party President says he’s ‘grown out’ of his attraction to young men - others remain concerned

Timothy Jago says he’s ‘grown out’ of his attraction to young men.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I haven't been on here for a while, so I'm catching up on the bullshitery. Did the shit under my left shoe (Paul Henry) call The Greens less than people and the shit under my right shoe laugh? Huh. I'm not surprised the shit under my shoes doesn't know what people are... #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well, what I'm telling you is, that if Labour had finished it, there wouldn't have been anything for us to cancel. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Huh. Who knows. Maybe if we have more weather warnings from banks, we might get the greedy finally caring about climate change. Buuuut, I wouldn't put their money on it... #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Awwww. Diddums. Niran here is a shit financial adviser and property owner and is whinging about it as if he's not a damn financial adviser... Anyone gotta policy to limit the amount of properties someone owns so we don't let idiots like Niran here make stupid decisions? #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hang on, who gives a flying fuck about any politicians personal life? What we doing here? Voting based on vibes or whether they like Dire Straits, or whether they're policy is going to be fucking HELPFUL FOR US! I'd rather an AI article at this point than this shit. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"blinded by "no it can't" attitudes rather than preparing for what is coming?" Wait, so it CAN'T DO IT? Huh.

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chairmanknow @chairmanknow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Excellent, someone got a pic #nzpol

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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 10/09/2026

Well now..

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This seems like a no-brainer. Which means the ppl with no brains are going to parrot the greedy politicians who've had their pockets lined with profits from your last shop, while complaining about how much everything costs these days. You know, like they do with every other Greens policy. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Force!? Why the hell would we need to FORCE an immigrant to live here if they're immigrating here? Ooooh, it's only on paper? They're not actually moving here? So they're not immigrants then? Anyone else remember when words had definitions? #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Considering the tax is currently going towards paying for Roads of Insignificance, I'd hazard a guess that Labour would cancel all of them and focus on maintaining what we already have. It's Labour, remember. Something something maintaining the status quo something something. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It's this shit that'll make me call this place New Zealand. The people of Aotearoa wouldn't let that happen to anyone, let alone kids! They'd be fed, sheltered, and kept warm at the marae in a heartbeat. Individualism is going to kill society. #nzpol

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The fuck is this shit? If the police hadn't stood up and complained about how it'd make their job harder, we'd have people driving around with guns! If you love the US so much, bugger off and deal with ICE then. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That southerly hitting the country because hell froze over? A National MP apologizing wasn't on my bingo card. Hopefully people can use her apology to survive during the Greed Crisis... "What's for dinner mum?" "Upston's apology." #nzpol

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

‘You can’t own a game’ rendered like the old anti piracy ads

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Whoop whoop. That's the sound of da police. Why does it sound like rape and kidnapping though? That sounds like crimes! #nzpol

Image of head pedo cop (McSkimming) in front of pedo sympathizer (Luxon) with the text "Woop Woop defund the police"

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So I'm stealing the game when I buy it off Sony?

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ew. Good point. Never mind then. I'll just stare at it and say I touched it if anyone asks. Touching grass works the same as social media, right?

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ever on the internet these days and suddenly think "huh, that Ted Kaczynski might've been on to something." Hey look! Some grass. Imma go touch it...

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Hew Moran's Attempt to Touch Grass

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So nothing about impairment then. Just using "road safety" as an excuse to punish drug users. If that's the case, do police officers have to be tested before their shift starts? Should we be checking their computers for illegal content each morning too? "Safer communities together" my ass. #nzpol

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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

JFC the state of the electorate in this country. Everybody hates decline, nobody wants to pay for it #nzpol

Dog meme comic: First panel - services! Second panel- No taxes third panel Only services

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hang on, how is a National MP refusing to take accountability news? News is meant to be new, not an average Tuesday. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What's that, your assets are tied up with shares? Fine. Use it as collateral like you usually do and use that to pay taxes instead of buying a new house.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

That has to be the dumbest excuse I've ever read on why to enact policy. That literally applies to every single policy made into law by every democratic govt. The alternative is a dictator, dickhead. #nzpol

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Watershitdown @watershitdown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Coming from the party that want to slash at least 9000 more public servants. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yes, but they're not because they're striking, dumbass. What about all the public servants that got laid off in the last year alone, should they be working too, Luxon? If AI was such a great replacement for public servants, go get Chat GPT to fix it, Luxon. Ya wanker. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No, it says disinformation was being spread, not facts.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Anyone know why it's perfectly fine to predict how much you're going to gain, get less, and then call the difference a loss when it comes to investing? 'Cause if I do that at a casino or the racetrack, I've got a problem... "I made a loss of 25 million on this lotto ticket"

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Considering how much garbage people have believed over the years, should we really be that surprised at the people who believe AI slop? Bigfoot? Area 51? German Moon Bases? Ghosts? Loch Ness Monster? Trickle Down Economics? There's been how much bullshit people believed. We've always been stupid.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Um, America? Yeah, not every low flying plane is a terrorist attack.

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

With Luxon's economy? Mum and Dad are out of a job too. Whole family has a better chance of winning Lotto at this rate. #nzpol

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Nō 𝔸𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕠𝕒 @wittyeti.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trust National to punish recent graduates for leaving the country, instead of creating a country and opportunities that'd make them wanna stay. They really are the abusive ex who tries to threaten you back into what they call a "loving" relationship. #nzpol

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