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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

imagine arriving at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter is like "hol up I still got another 1h20 on this Nostalgia Chick video about your worth as a human being"

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Me: [explaining Inverted Roller Coasters to an American] so imagine flying with a gun

A screenshot from an instagram reel for the "Ski Lift Shootout Coaster at Rowdy Bear's Smoky Mountain Funpark" in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. A woman strapped into a suspended roller coaster harness flies over an amusement park via an Inverted Roller Coaster track. She is holding a large plastic pellet gun shaped like an oversized automatic pistol.

Another screenshot from the Instagram reel for the "Ski Lift Shootout Coaster at Rowdy Bear's Smoky Mountain Funpark." We have a first-person perspective of the coaster flying over the amusement park grounds via an inverted track. The videographer holds up their oversized BB pistol in the fram, as the track carries them toward a series of targets they can shoot at.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The Greatest Hits a lot of normies didn’t realize was a greatest hits

The cover of CHANGESBOWIE, the 1990 compilation of David Bowie’s hits spanning from 1969 to the late 80s

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A girl I was dating insisted that we put on her DVD of GOD, THE DEVIL AND BOB (2000), and I don’t remember anything about it except a feeling of absolute certainty that at that same time, someone at Guantanamo Bay was also being forced to watch this

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

true story: one of the Diarrhea Forever supporters screamed at Cute Puppy so hard he gave himself a near fatal heart attack

a tweet from Flushing Tenants Alliance: "Whackadoo Scott LoBaido from Staten Island booed Zohran Mamdani so hard at a recent NYPD night out event that LoBaido ended up having a heart attack, flatlined twice, & was dead for 2 minutes. These folks need to be examined."

The tweet links to a NY Post article titled "Pro-cop activist was ‘dead’ for 2 minutes after confrontation with Mamdani, still warns mayor to stay away from Ground Zero"

A tweet from a Scott LoBaido supporter, with words of encouragement: "Damn it Scottie get better soon. Scott LoBaido NY Artist Conservative Patriot suffered a heart attack. Pray 🙏"

It includes an image of LoBaido in a hospital bed, having just made the effort to apply bronzer and gel his hair. LoBaido smirks and gives the middle finger to the camera, as though it's our fault that he jacked himself full of steroids and TRT and made being a screaming maniac his entire personality.

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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

what a shame, the world is being denied Ross Barkan's book about the Mamdani campaign the only way to experience it now is to reread Hell Gate and Jacobin's 2025 election coverage and imagine them written 10 times shittier

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

POV: your child is about to die from a combination of measles, polio, tuberculosis, cyclosporiasis and peptide-induced anaphylaxis

From a recent White House social media video, three sweaty, blotchy men with uncomfortably lumpy physiques (Robert Kennedy Jr, JD Vance and Adm. Brian Christine) stand together in an eerily dim corridor to announce they're wasting everyone's time with more anti-trans witch hunts.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Staten Island’s own Scott LoTestosteroni, even when suffering the direct consequences of his weirdo ragemonster behavior, will never learn his lesson. Guy legit gave himself a heart attack. So why is he flipping us off? We’re not the ones who shot him full of gear and HRT for the last decade!

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

why would anyone unfollow me i’m such a nice boy

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

hey real quick gonna just break out the airhorns and sirens to remind all the Internet-poisoned west wing liberals 📢🚨 GIVING MONEY TO 🚨📢 🚨📢 REPUBLICAN GRIFTS 📢🚨 📢🚨 WILL NOT “TOTALLY 🚨📢 🚨📢 EMBARRASS THEM” 📢🚨

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

tfw her only job is to actually let a person of color talk

Soon-to-be ex-congresswoman Haley Stevens, in a video for her failed US Senate campaign, scrunches up her face in a tense glower and strains to stay still while Rep. Jim Clyburn gives a sleepy, platitude-heavy pitch endorsing her wildly expensive (and ultimately doomed) primary candidacy.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I sure would hate if my taxes went toward good things A truly responsible society only supports funding endless war and human suffering. Should any knowledge of these atrocities intrude on ones blissful ignorance, good citizens must shrug and say, “Whaddaya gonna do? Good things aren’t possible.”

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

should Blussky add poll features? Repost for Yes! Like for No!

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Attention professional critics: the entirety of my next paycheck is yours, if your published review of the new Ryan Murphy series consists solely of the sentence “More like THE SHARTS.”

A poster for the latest Ryan Murphy migraine produced for FX/Hulu, an adaptation of the Bret Easton Ellis slip THE SHARDS. The image features a generic smooth-faced boy model wearing a collared shirt while submerged up to his shoulders in a pool, Blue Steel’ing at the viewer to let you know this is a very edgy character.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

"The Cubemother is back." "Bringing vengeance?"

"BRINGING IT ALL," says Odysseus (Matt Damon) in THE ODYSSEY (2026)

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

My idols are all dead, my enemies are in power, and my coworkers write all their emails with AI

Antoine Doinel, abandoned by society, sits in a holding cell with his turtleneck collar pulled up to his nose in a still from Francois Truffaut's THE 400 BLOWS (1959).

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

We can do this without perpetuating hagiography for Blockbuster, one of the primary guilty parties for destroying the video rental industry. Especially in DC Metro. Remember your history—if you want to rekindle video store nostalgia, make it a Little Free Erol’s.

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Erols Video 80s Video Store

ALT: Erols Video 80s Video Store

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Quick heads up: none of you motherfuckers better pull this on me after I die. Y’all wouldn’t even retweet my shit when I was alive. When you get got for posting, you’re on your own.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Overheard from the crowd exiting AMC Lincoln Square: “The Cyclops? That was TOTALLY from Percy Jackson.”

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Hank “Ooh Scary!” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Satan Sunday!

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT DO NOT TRUST THAT HORSE

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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

further evidence New York Or Nowhere is the official apparel of rich deadbeats who hate New York

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grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Please go on this journey with me exploring the origins of Honk If You're Horny bumper stickers, which involves the Lord Christ way more than I expected

imightaswellexplainthejoke.com

Honk If You're Horny

The history of the infamously stupid bumper sticker.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Wow, what a shame this didn’t work for her Don’t give up, Lis Smith! Keep making your Harry Potter Liberal-ass candidates do this shit 20 or 30 more times, eventually it’ll pay off!

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

this is also my review for SHRINKING (2023- )

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

“SEE?! I fuckin told you!” – Tina Weymouth

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

MAGA will literally resurrect the gin-bloated corpse of McCarthyism rather than investigate Epstein's clients

New York City Councilmember Vickie Paladino, a far-right Queens politician whose office is directed by her psychopath criminal son, tweets "Joe McCarthy has been pretty much completely vindicated."

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

the media wing of the Horse Lobby is scrambling to get ahead of negative press, making desperate outreach for more propaganda we've got Big Horse running scared folks

a screenshot of a bizarre media outreach request issued by one EQUUS Television Network: "The EQUUS Television is working with the Tryon International Film Festival because they want more horse films. This is its 12th year. It has all types of films but it wants more equine focused films. If you have something of any length reach out to me. It must be completed."

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Someone ask Nancy D’Alesandro if she’s still a Dan Goldman Democrat

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Arrested for what charge? For smoking a succulent Spanish Cigarillo?!

Australian petty fraudster Jack Karlson being restrained and forced into a police car by several Queensland officers while loudly proclaiming their excessive force to be “Democracy manifest,” insisting he was arrested merely for “Eating a MEAL? A succulent Chinese meal?!”

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Here’s my 100% sincere offer, @mayor.nyc.gov: if you finally ban the horses, I will quit my job and start a socialist co-op electric carriage tour company in Central Park. Our first carriage will be named “Fiorello Mamdani” in your honor, and we’ll give you and Rama the inaugural ride.

An electric “vintage car” e-carriage designed by Creative Workshop, first introduced during NYClass’s 2014 campaign to end the abusive horse-drawn carriage industry in Central Park and replace it with safer alternatives.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

All my talk of banning horses reads as wacky exaggeration, but this is not a joke to me. One-ton work animals don't belong in a dense, loud, modern city. They're insanely powerful and unpredictable, which usually results in killing themselves. Now a kid is dead. This should have stopped years ago.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

advertising Roku to Fox News audiences: imagine a gun

An Etsy promo image for a "Roku Remote Holder," which is just a clumsy 3D-printed item in the shape of a handgun, with a large slot over the barrel where a Roku remote can be ostensibly snapped into place. "Hold. Aim. Stream," the ad instructs. The trigger doesn't actually seem to do anything?

It further promises to be "The Perfect Way to hold your Roku remote!" "Great Gift Idea!" "Perfect for Any Room!" "Stylish and fun!" None of these claims bear out from the picture of a tattooed hand awkwardly clutching the thing. 20 years ago they'd be selling this kind of thing at Spencers Gifts.

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Actually, y’know what? No. Knicks hype is over. I’m standing on business. Literally every train and bus in NYC today has been 10-20 minutes delayed and I blame Sports.

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Dan @dansparano.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

:Rodney Dangerfield voice: “Oh lemme tell ya. Last time I wanted Morocco I was watching Nickelodeon in 1994.”

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

me after every time I criticize New Haven Pizza

“Hey guys! Guess who just got… ♩Yelled At! ♫ “ announces Teodor from Achewood

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Sorry to be that guy yet again, but I kinda called this in 2016. I think my exact words at the time were “You are not going to convince me this isn’t just gathering geolocation data that’s going to oopsie-daisies end up in a CIA database.”

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Bipolar Boy Detective @wittiestmanalive.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

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