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@witterlaw.bsky.social
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Politics, comedy and music. U.S. Army vet. Attorney. Single biggest fan of The Onion (verified). Often compelled to view profile pics of recent followers.

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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cubs DO have a good track record with rain delays. W!! #Cubs #Sox #raindelay #19thwalkoff
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
California has the chance to rein in out-of-control corporate power — but Big Tech is spending millions to stop the plan. Here’s what you need to know.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Fauci hearing was a disgrace. Here are some reminders of how it really went down in 2020. Never forget.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Democratic voters want Democrats to combat inflation and Trump's corruption. Centrist pundits and consultants want Democrats to combat woke language. Over the coming months, we'll make the case for each side, starting with the pundits.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Q: Mr. Paxton, did you commit voter fraud? Ken Paxton: *runs away*
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This ALS auction winner, Greg Wintroub, talking in the booth with #RickSutcliffe absolutely wonderful. #Cubs, you need to hire him.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think it’s very shocking that all of you are accusing no less than the FIFA Peace Prize recipient of corruption.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The 2026 #Mets could very well be the worst defensive team I’ve ever seen. It’s like the Bad News Bears before Whurlitzer and Kelly Leak sorted them out.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Am I the only one that finds the guy staring at his phone during the Circa Sports add (shown constantly during Cubs games on Marquee) looks really weird and creepy? It’s like he’s looking at his hidden camera in a dressing room or porn rather than a betting app.
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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Was this insider trading?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Donald Trump attended one dignified transfer in a campaign merch hat, turned the photo into a fundraising email & then skipped the next one entirely. While Sgt. Benjamin Pennington, 26, was coming home in a flag-draped coffin at Dover… Trump was at his f’ng golf club. At. His. Golf. F’ng. Club.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
PCA!!!!!
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Havoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
This takes balls. I know he’s right…. I just hope the electorate knows that too. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DFkE9f/
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The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker. And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows. N...
TikTok video by Zohran Mamdani
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Dansby Swanson was HUGE defensively, Nico too, Busch crushed it, PCA heating up, Taillon excellent, and the bullpen dominated. Looking forward to Wrigley-north. #Cubs #W!
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Nico and Dansby earning their paychecks today with some stellar defense! #Cubs
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Dansby is killing it!!! #Cubs!
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Excluding Jessica Mendoza, these ESPN announcers for Cubs/Padres are awful. #Cubs
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Would’ve preferred more than 2 runs in the 2nd with bases loaded and no outs, but better than no runs. Let’s go #Cubs!
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just one more family letting Disney know we’re not happy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
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Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus
OREM, UT—As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University ad...
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Hits nail on the head.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
How bout them @cubsbot.bsky.social !!! W!!! Important series win. Young guys Matt Shaw, Owen Caissie, and Michael Busch getting it done!https://bsky.app/profile/cubsbot.bsky.social/post/3lwusz7itmr2r
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
With great sadness, we share that Ryne Sandberg has passed away today.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If You Like 35 Percent Inflation, Go Ahead, Fire the Fed Chair www.nytimes.com/2025/07/15/o... With incompetence and autocratic behavior, it’s likely about to get considerably worse.
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Opinion | If You Like 35 Percent Inflation, Go Ahead, Fire the Fed Chair
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
RIP Bud/Mr. Blonde. apple.news/AXhI5nUEdRXS...
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Michael Madsen, 'Reservoir Dogs' actor and frequent Tarantino collaborator, dies at 67 — Los Angeles Times
Michael Madsen, the 'Reservoir Dogs' actor who worked often with Quentin Tarantino, died at his Malibu home of cardiac arrest, a representative says. He was 67.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
#PCA!!! Becoming a superstar in real time. Pete Crow-Armstrong Stats and Highlights - MLB Player Stories www.mlb.com/stories/play...
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Most Recent Game & Best of the Last 10 Games
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
PETE CROW AREYOUKIDDING ME?! GRAND. SLAM.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
This is well done. Good for her.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Maybe we should ask RFK, Jr. #whalehead #RFKJr www.nytimes.com/2025/04/30/s...
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A Diver Visited a Fallen Whale. When He Returned, It Was Gone.
A sunken calf’s disappearance created a mystery in murky waters near San Diego.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
How bout them Cubs!!! Back to back extra inning games and a come from behind W against the Dodgers. This is a great, never say die lineup. #IanHapp
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
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AJ @k9rescue.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Somehow, this always seems relevant
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Good crowd in Chicago today. #handsoff #handsoffchicago
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
One of the best days of the year. Happy Opening Day for those who celebrate.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Just finished reading Differ We Must. Very good read, @steveinskeep.bsky.social. The last 8-10 years have felt we are more divided than ever, but clearly, Lincoln faced a greater challenges than we currently do. If only we had a leader in the White House with the character, patience, and
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Curious if the plane, Trans American, in the classic Airplane flick, has been erased by DOGE.
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witterlaw.bsky.social @witterlaw.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
It was always apparent Nancy has bigger balls than Schumer.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Accurate
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Mack Butterfield @mack2114.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My favorite Gulf Map so far.
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The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
King Charles should rescind the state visit he offered Trump and give it to Zelenskyy instead
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/02/2025
It's wild that one of the things that was intended to radicalize people towards the right was years of reporting on a manufactured shoplifting epidemic only for us to be where we are now, witnessing the biggest and most materially deadly smash and grab in US history.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The Democrats pushed Joe Biden aside in 2016 and 2024, and they lost both times. They'd better not do the same thing to him in 2028. by Mike Donilon and Steve Ricchetti
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