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Wisteria Cassiopei

@wisteriacassiopei.bsky.social
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Vtuber, terrible gamer, and professional girlfailure. I'm usually live on Youtube starting around 8 PM CST: www.youtube.com/@WisteriaCassiopei

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Howling Techie @howlingtechie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Watching the new season of Shark Tank and they managed to immediately become a parody of itself by having one of the pitches be Ball 2, the sequel to Ball, powered by AI. To really seal the deal, the ball 2's battery is not rechargeable or designed to be replaced.
A screenshot of season 18, episode 1 of Shark Tank, showing two men pitching a company named "Ball 2".
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infinite brians @infinitebrians.neocities.org · 15/10/2026
all mareep are free now and are all enjoying modelos
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TopSpin has Comms Open @topspinthefuzzy.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
First audio goof in a fancy new recording setup
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It took less than a day
Steam Client now starts in 5.23 seconds in user test, below Epic's advertised 5.47 seconds
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GAMES
Valve has released a Steam Client update that improves startup performance, arriving just as Epic Games announced its rebuilt launcher.
The timing is interesting because Epic is now advertising its new client as 1.8 times faster to launch than Steam, based on testing conducted earlier this month.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Mofu Mollis ☁🐾 | Illustrator @mofumollis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
blueberry siamese character design 🫐🐈‍⬛
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
As someone who spent the early 2010s on 4chan, it absolutely warped my brain. Ideology and slurs I'd never even heard prior were now things I saw regularly. A constant barrage of furious outrage over absolute nonsense. Soaking in that primed me for it, and it took years to deprogram that brain rot.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aaron Swartz, coding prodigy and hacktivist who helped develop RSS and was a co-founder of Reddit, died by suicide after facing $1 million in fines and 35 years in prison for felony charges, just for downloading pdfs of research papers with the intention of making them accessible to the public.
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eno. @eno-dot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"programming is hard 😅" -software company that maintains the engine used by half of the industry
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AErchivist 💥🧷 @aerchivist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The United States Government just announced plans to livestream a public execution, in a blatantly obvious display of state-sponsored violence and cruelty. And if that isn’t authoritarianism in action, I don’t know what is.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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BourBunBun @bourbunbun.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Canari ⚡
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet
Kai Shaikh, a Ph.D. student in mathematics at the University of Toronto, also currently at SLMath, observed that theorems are easy to use as benchmarks, but that they capture little of the wonderment at the heart of math. "Just like a photograph of a mile marker can't provide much of the value of actually going on a hike," he said,
"it would seem to me that proofs without stories, or even stories without struggle or mystery, and first glimpses of strange beasts, are not very meaningful or valuable to us humans."
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I love whatever the fuck is wrong with him
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vexatag @v3xatag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"niche pornography or tokusatsu screenshot"
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 07/02/2025
Safety Tips from Anubis
Multi-panel comic titled "Safety Tips from Anubis" by  Jeffery S. Power (https://commuterbarnacle.com/665.html) 
-- featuring two children in the first panel saying that "Mom and dad are gone! What'll we do until they get back?" the other replying "Gee, I dunno!" and in the consecutive panels we see Anubis arrive and speak in hieroglyphic speech bubbles; gesturing at potentially poisonous bottles, a smoke detector and a telephone. He then cheerfully exits the front door and in the final panel the children ask "Did you get any of that?" and the other responds "Not a fucking word."
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 13/10/2026
the nerve
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brandonhare the cool and neat @brandonhare.com · 28/06/2026
there's a lot going on here
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kairu @kairunoburogu.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Lusa and kamiko
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
didn't know tenga was cool like that
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ChonkyLotus 🌸 Giantess Potato @chonkylotus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Stop trying to be one of the good ones
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Naolin Davis @naolindavis.art · 13/10/2026
@dandyfloss.bsky.social is a cummy ache survivor. #NDArt #Artyfloss
A digital sketch of DandyFloss, a pirate captain cat Vtuber who's wearing a tight T-shirt that says "Cummy Ache Survivor."
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in an office break room, an excited man inspects a box of donuts. He says, “ooo… who brought donuts?” A coworker behind him says, “idk.” Panel 2: the man is holding tightly to the donut as it is suddenly and forcefully yanked out of frame, sending the table and several objects into the air. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a canoe wish fishing gear. One grabs tightly to his fishing pole and exclaims, “I got one!”
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The Soviets made the most absurd bullpup assault rifle #vtuber #envtuber #vsky #vtuberswithdisabilities #vtuberclips #vclips
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Yeougui @ MEX 2026 @yeougui.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Foxgirl Footjob [1/3 Variants] Support me: subscribe.yeougui.com/ Join my community: discord.yeougui.com/
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BourBunBun @bourbunbun.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lebanne 💚
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all hallow’s cereza 🌙 @cereza.zone · 12/10/2026
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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We made it buddy... bsky.app/profile/vtub...
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🔞Best Friend Forever🔞 @bestfriendlewd.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
One more post about Devil Peach Soda cause it's first week sale ends in 4 hours: I have an arcade puzzle roguelike game in Early Access steam. It's got deep mechanics and cute characters. Just bout everything in the game is made by me (with zero AI usage 😇) 🍑 store.steampowered.com/app/2116210/...
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Visualizing in the mirror the man I want to become 

(It's Brian)
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DunnieBITES! @dunniebites.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Made fanart of your truly finest moment
A doodle of LoveSlug on the floor, the kiwi bank sheep at a low opacity in the background, and the post from slug saying “MY SKEET HAS LEFT ITS INTENDED AUDIENCE SIGNIFICANTLY”
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Darling the Bnuuy!!! @darlingthecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#Deadlock #Ratlock
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg
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Slug 🐛 VTuber @vtuberloveslug.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THIS IS REAL I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EDIT
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Rocco Botte @roccobotte.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Grown adults don’t eat chicken strips.
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Wisteria Cassiopei @wisteriacassiopei.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy birth!
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it my bday :3
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Kaneoya Sachiko @kaneoyasachiko.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dezi @dezi.quest · 11/10/2026
this is a 10/10 character sheet holy shit
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삶은레몬 @boiledlemon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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crim @crim7x.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#MonsterGirlsPenelope Chapter 2 - Tears and Blood in the Snow (1/4)
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Johnny Cloverleaf @johnnycloverleaf.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would be a shame if you downloaded the character rigs for gumball and fosters so you could gain an understanding of how production ready animation rigs were set up and used.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 27/05/2026
tumblr: fishing-: "I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory" 

leftcosine: "I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know"
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Yubuki @yubuki.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Kainé and Emil (Halloween)
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Falco Girgis @falcogirgis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I cannot even begin to describe what a big deal this is for the Sega Dreamcast, Saturn, 32X, and even CASIO graphing calculator communities. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU DID IT!!!! 🧎‍♂️
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.
How to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 the pacifist way
Most enemies in the game can be spared via damage boosting through them or skipped via team-up throws or Dixie's twirl. However, some bonus rooms require all enemies inside to be defeated. These can be avoided by using the secret that gives 75 Kremkoins*, allowing all bonus rooms to be skipped.
*In the first level, enter the cabin, exit immediately. Collect the first banana bunch but not anything else. Return to the cabin, collect the balloon, Exit, collect the bunch again, but nothing else. Return, and it will contain a coin that gives you 75 Kremkoins.
To skip bosses, get a glitch called "Bonus Storage" by pausing and exiting while failing a bonus. After this, use "Funky Skip" (get near the boss, hold L+Select, then tap Right, Left, Up, Down, Right, Left. Hold Up, press B, let go of Up and B, and press Down) which will put you on the world map. Reenter the world, then visit any NPC, and if done correctly, you will be put on the world map again but with the next world unlocked without fighting the boss.
After beating all the Lost World levels (requires only getting to the beginning of K. Rool's Keep and the 75 Kremkoins) the final battle is unlocked. In this battle, the player needs to enter it, then die, and finally do another Funky Skip to enter the True Ending credits instantly, without harming K. Rool.
In an exquisite case of irony, the True Ending cutscene shows Crocodile Isle being blown up and sinking into the sea, presumably killing everyone on it (save for K. Rool, who escapes on a boat).
It seems all the pacifism was for nothing in the end.
Source: YouTube user @kfin45, youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEmOV78AqBIFpzVdz8N6SU7UEllnn1FBR
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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