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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I started a real job after being self-employed for two years and I’m signing up for every possible benefit and perk. Today I enrolled in a program that will text me every day at 11:45AM about the virtues of vegetables and tell me my DNA is no good.

Screenshot of a text message that says “A healthy diet heavy in fruits & veggies is part of a healthy lifestyle that helps protect you from heart disease, even if you have bad genes.”

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

(extremely overconfidently) it’s actually called the Diane Kruger Effect

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Getting absolutely Bart Simpsoned at the rendezvous with my sweetie pie

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Referring to watching TV as “churfing” (channel surfing)

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was recognized as a regular in a restaurant on my second ever visit, two months after my first. I can’t tell what this says about me or them.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Getting together with the boys to wear our hats and use AI

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Rodney Safetyfield be like “I get respect”

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

This week on our podcast about Twin Peaks, we talked for almost two hours about Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu youtu.be/4i2Ge7coBSs

youtu.be

Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu | Podcast 480

YouTube video by The Show About The Show: The Podcast

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I thought they were saying that to each other in the scene and arguing about how much time with the iPad they deserved

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Report: There Local Man Is

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

[The X Files seasons 1-9] they’re doing this to you at work on Monday

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Odysseus took the route with the Sirens bc he kind of wanted an excuse to be tied up.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I bought a pair of shoes online and just got an email that 1 of 2 packages is on the way. Are they sending it to me one shoe at a time.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Evil ethics be like “first do harm”

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just did an insanely bad job of helping a Spanish-speaking woman navigate the bus system while still technically being helpful enough to get her to her destination.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The Cedar Rapids Gazette put an AI chatbot on my grandmother's obituary. I'm going to be sick.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I am spending the day in a place of great evil (Fox Valley, Wisconsin).

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Imagine being the pope and casually looking out the window to see white smoke. They just chose a new one without telling you.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

They're calling it the finest topology anyone has ever seen.

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The juice? Really good stuff. Love it. The squeeze, on the other hand…

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

FREE DANISH is live now on YouTube! I was DoP, editor, and colorist for Danish Maqbool’s comedy special. It’s so funny, Danish is so nice, this project was such a pleasure to work on. Check it out 👇 youtu.be/Wf8haaCPCJU?...