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Will

@wistaro.bsky.social
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Filmmaker and podcaster (unfortunately) in Iowa (unfortunately). “Out of Office” documentary streaming on Means TV. Video stuff: YouTube.com/@brandnewextragood

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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So... apparently Xi really loves my movie.....
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Captain Ahab hearing about the whale for the first time.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(Alan Rickman voice) Do you have to let it linger?
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve done nothing to prepare for pecan season.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A sign at the grocery store asked me if I’m ready for pecan season, and I guess if I’m honest, the answer is no.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Primetime is so good. Merrit Wever the absolute god.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not suffer succotash gladly.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Home sick from work today. Box of Honey Bunches of Oats is calling out to me like Green Goblin’s mask.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heavy is the hand that seasons the dish 🙂‍↕️
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jonathan Swift doing Bill Maher voice: modest proposal…
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is like if Mads Mikkelsen was from the Fox Valley in Wisconsin.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tony Shalhoub and Willem Dafoe are both from the Fox Valley in Wisconsin.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Seems like a good policy
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t know why so many people are against it.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cutting corners is actually a really useful method to reduce the time you spend traveling to your destination.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why is the blond gentleman so rude
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dogma
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@justinkcomer.rockhardcauc.us I am watching my first Kevin Smith movie tonight
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(to the tune of Earth Angel) Dutch Angle
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Me when I try to remember the name of that baseball movie with Billy Bob Thornton but I’ve been hit in the head
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ways AND means??
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I opened my phone to scan my bus pass and accidentally showed Austin to the driver. Groovy!
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
return
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People don’t say “that’s what I’m talking about, baby!” anymore. Now they say “Ws in the chat.”
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When Mulder starts talking like Sephiroth 👌
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When the nays have it 👌
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh, they work for the UN! Cool!
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I could literally do this
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A dog with a YouTube channel that posts videos like “Very good boy REACTS to tennis ball!!” and he just barks at a laptop
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is me but for getting rides to work
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chris bell @christopherbell.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am proud to present my latest feature film, FAILED STATE. Now on @means.tv Please watch! Sign up for a free trial and stay awhile, or sign up with the code CHRISBELL for 10% off! means.tv/programs/fai...
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’ve been threatening to do a Redwall podcast for years called What That Mouse Do
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I started a real job after being self-employed for two years and I’m signing up for every possible benefit and perk. Today I enrolled in a program that will text me every day at 11:45AM about the virtues of vegetables and tell me my DNA is no good.
Screenshot of a text message that says “A healthy diet heavy in fruits & veggies is part of a healthy lifestyle that helps protect you from heart disease, even if you have bad genes.”
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
(extremely overconfidently) it’s actually called the Diane Kruger Effect
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Getting absolutely Bart Simpsoned at the rendezvous with my sweetie pie
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Referring to watching TV as “churfing” (channel surfing)
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh hell no they’ve got Flock cameras in the vestibule
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I was recognized as a regular in a restaurant on my second ever visit, two months after my first. I can’t tell what this says about me or them.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Getting together with the boys to wear our hats and use AI
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Rodney Safetyfield be like “I get respect”
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This week on our podcast about Twin Peaks, we talked for almost two hours about Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu youtu.be/4i2Ge7coBSs
youtu.be
Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu | Podcast 480
YouTube video by The Show About The Show: The Podcast
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I thought they were saying that to each other in the scene and arguing about how much time with the iPad they deserved
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Report: There Local Man Is
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
[The X Files seasons 1-9] they’re doing this to you at work on Monday
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Odysseus took the route with the Sirens bc he kind of wanted an excuse to be tied up.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bought a pair of shoes online and just got an email that 1 of 2 packages is on the way. Are they sending it to me one shoe at a time.
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Evil ethics be like “first do harm”
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Will @wistaro.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Just did an insanely bad job of helping a Spanish-speaking woman navigate the bus system while still technically being helpful enough to get her to her destination.
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