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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I built an app where you type in a word, and it guesses what the next word will be. It’s kind of fun. Anyway, it should become sentient any day now. #ai

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Conservatives love defunding #education, but they get mad when you call them uneducated. Pick a lane!

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Chris Morran @themorrancave.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Meta using a Bowie song about the end of the world to advertise its shitty AI product... Sounds about right.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

You can tell The Wizard of Oz is from America because otherwise it would be The Wizard of ml

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truemetis.bsky.social @truemetis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Not a tweet, but this is my favourite.

Tumblr post:

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

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I gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that would circumvent a curse.

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Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

Odyssus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won't believe me if I tell you, If i prophecy, nobody believe me, That is my curse.

Odysseus:... I'm Nobody, Fill me in.

*A couple of month later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she's great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who's not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope:... I'm going to need more details, but okay sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.

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Cassandra: Penelope, I've had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

2020: Hey, Google. What's the weather? Google: It's currently 65 and sunny. 2026: Hey, Google. What's the weather? Google: That's a great question about temperature, air pressure, and precipitation. First, why don't you tell me more about what made you interested in the weather?

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Preview of the dollar bill with Trump’s signature.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Everyone knows that the plural of ”cul-de-sac” is “culs-de-sac,” but no one knows that the past tense of KO is K’edO.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

“If Iranka weren’t my daughter, I’d probably be dating her.” - #donaldtrump #iran #epstein

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I keep getting very specific and targeted ads for people who are procurement coordinators at manufacturing plants, which is strange, because I am not and never have been a procurement coordinator at a manufacturing plant.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I’ve just heard the incredibly shocking news that #kristinoem is only 54. Seriously thought she was 70.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The New Danger by Mos Def is highly underrated.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

We should go back to AOL instant messenger and waiting 2 minutes for a 240p YouTube video.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Why do Trump supporters do this?

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Yes, Donald Trump shit himself. But more importantly, he shit the bed for republicans who are now losing elections in deeply red, gerrymandered parts of Texas.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Your Amazon Prime subscription is helping to fund ICE's assault on Americans. Cancel it. #ice #icemurders @amazonprime.bsky.social

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Gen Z, I’m begging you: do not fall for the propaganda you’re about to hear. This is not a justifiable war. Millennials and Gen X lost thousands of kids because of Bush doing the same shit. Do not sign up.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

I guess he’ll have to give back the FIFA Peace Prize.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

I feel like alcohol and Chinese food are the only things that haven't been affected by inflation.

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PA Working Families 🐺 @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

We're primarying John Fetterman. Last week, Fetterman again sold out working Pennsylvanians. He was the deciding vote for a Republican budget bill that will strip healthcare from over 400,000 Pennsylvanians. We deserve real working class leadership in the Senate, not a Trump-enabling Democrat.

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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

This woman's screams will haunt you. She was taken from the airport in Salt Lake City. Mother of 4, legally in the US with a work permit. "I have my papers!" she screams. "Help me!" No one does. They just watch as she is kidnapped by thugs with no uniform and no ID of any kind.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Today, Mike Johnson will keep the House adjourned for the 80th day out of the last 92. The senate has been working, so this is not about the shutdown. It is about avoiding a vote to release the Epstein files.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

One alarming detail about the White House ballroom is that Trump would never do anything that benefits other presidents, so if he genuinely thinks it’s an improvement, it’s because he plans to stay there until he dies. (And obviously he needs a space to enrich himself with the White House.)

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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

One thing I find strange about this like, why does ICE even need you to do fifteen pushups? How hard is it to arrest children in the middle of their chemo therapy?

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

I love soft pretzels, but sometimes I'm short on time, so I just skip the middle man and eat large chunks of salt.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys

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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

To the Daily Beast staffer who put “79” into this headline, know this: We salute you.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

The Christians are disappointed they didn’t fly into space, and everyone else is also disappointed the Christians didn’t fly into space.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

A lot of people criticize AI for hallucinations and logic failures, but it has also rapidly accelerated the speed at which people can make mistakes.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

A lot of people don't know this, but Weezer's cover of No Scrubs is their best song.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

I love #Libby, but why do I have to renew my loan for The Works of Edgar Allen Poe? He's not going anywhere.

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Do you ever think about that time Macy Gray was singing in a parade and then the Green Goblin just starts fucking shit up?

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Ryan Rose @winterrye.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

New idea for a drama: A detective with an unmysterious past solves tough cases by following standard operating procedures while maintaining a high level of professionalism.

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