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The Winlar

@winlar.bsky.social
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Seattle-based comedian. The ukulele guy. I sing dirty songs for drunk people. Please follow me! I'm nice sometimes!

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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 1h
My life is a joke. Was supposed to be a joke. Turns out It's my life.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 2h
The Great Pumpkin = $5000 checks from Trump. You ain't sincere enough.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 3h
Everybody! It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! Watch it! It's so in touch with our current situation! -Lucy pulls away football -"I got a rock!" We are all Charlie Brown these days...
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 5h
Here's why college football double sucks right now. Not only can certain schools outspend for the best players, they also get a lot of crappy calls in their favor because the officiating is so terrible. Oh well. Frees up my Saturdays...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Economist analysis of more than 3,000 US counties finds that in reliably GOP counties, annual deaths now exceed births by 0.4 per 1k residents, while in reliably Democratic counties, births exceed deaths by 2.8 per 1k. Population growth in the GOP counties is largely driven by internal migration.
economist.com
In MAGA-land people are dying faster than they are being born
Our analysis suggests Trump country is only growing because of migration
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know a lot of people are focusing on the "Lucy pulling the football" metaphor for Trump's economic policies, but may I double down on the Peanuts analogy with some Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown and quote the classic line: "I got a rock." Yes America. You got a rock...
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When he's impeached, the punishment should be he actually has to serve 4 years as an enlisted soldier. Repeat. ENLISTED!
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Republicans. Take note. THIS IS WHAT PATRIOTISM LOOKS LIKE!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 30/09/2026
Boat. Gird.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI is worthless. I just googled "World's richest person with a neck tattoo" and it gave me a list of richest people and most tattooed people. Useless. So what do you think BlueSky? It's gotta be an international footballer or East European mobster right?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE TOO.......
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As someone who has Bo Nix in a fantasy league, it would be nice if they would let him play in the first half too...
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So many football games the last few weeks have a "Munich 1972 Olympic basketball" vibe, it's scary...
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean McVay has Kash Patel eyes. Can't unsee it...
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🌟Deborah M. Weeks 2.0 Please refollow 🚫DM’s 🌟 @deborah-10-06.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Never trumper Ever @okieblue54.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never in my lifetime did I think the United States of America would be voting against condemning a Communist Dictator for invading a sovereign democratic nation. Donald Trump and the Republican Party have brought nothing but shame to our nation.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you see an NFL player fumble, run backwards or throw 3 interceptions, it's a pretty safe bet that they're on my fantasy team...
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RepubliKKKans Are Bad For America, Vote Accordingly.......💙
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Nick Young @nickofnz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The right’s “nO moRE taXeS” refrain is such bullshit. Tax is good! Tax is how we get all the good things that we all rely on. We just need to make tax fair. Tax capital gains, tax the rich. 🎨 @slanecartoon.bsky.social
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THIS 👇 IS TRUE.......
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We always hear "Only democracy without... XYZ... Maybe the problem isn't XYZ. The problem is that we aren't a democracy
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All I do all day, is want something else. This has to stop.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meanness is weakness.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thought exercise: There's no such thing as an offensive line in college football anymore. Discuss. #NCAA #CollegeFootball
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fire Fish! #UW
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Joe Biden told fewer obvious lies in 4 years than Trump tells every day. We have a HUGE media problem in this country.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching 3 #NCAA college football games. All three have been on commercial break for over 2 minutes. No, it's not halftime. This is part of the inflation that's hit the country. Everyone is clawing for every last dime...
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's the main thing to understand about college football: It's mostly commercials.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTyrbvHLQ/ THIS is the reason Susan Collins went along with everything the asshole wanted to do. He had kompromat on her and she owed him.
tiktok.com
The Susan Collins corruption scandal is bigger than you think. Thanks to @ProPublica’s William Turton, Avi Asher-Schapiro, Molly Redden and Kirsten Berg for the incredible reporting!
TikTok video by Jess Craven
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M.K.McDaniels @mkmcdaniels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's make this number one on BlueSky!
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Sharon 🩺🦋🫶🏻💙🍿🐸🚫👑 @sharonsf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keep it going..
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THREE WEEKS FROM TODAY!!! Join the MAGA Resistance & make your voices heard. Accountability. Is. Coming.
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𝓙𝓮𝓭𝓲 𝓢𝓴𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓴𝓮𝓻 🇺🇸 🌊🌊🌊 @fafo-ez-one.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: “We’re putting kids in detention centers where they have water that makes them sick and they’re being traumatized and the pediatricians I’m talking to are saying they’re being tortured. We’re torturing kids 0-3 when their brain’s rapidly developing. It’s a choice”
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Diana B. Henriques @dianabhenriques.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is this the database that SCOTUS just put back in limited action for the midterms? The one that "found" 16,000 voters in Utah who it claimed weren't citizens - AND WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERY ONE OF THEM??
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Indivisible ❌👑 @indivisible.org · 26/09/2026
Instead of standing up to Trump’s deportation and death machine that has brutalized their workers, DoorDash is lobbying for the regime’s legislative priorities — including a bill to weaken DC home rule. Delete your account and app until DoorDash speaks out against ICE’s brutality and violence.
deletedoordash.com
Delete DoorDash: our demands
Our demands for DoorDash on ICE raids, H.R. 9720, and the DC task force. How to close your account until it answers.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have medical care because I'm a Veteran. I think mandatory public service should also be tied to health care for life. Serve 4 years and instantly qualify for Medicare.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Raskin made a holy shit observation on MS Now this afternoon: Since taking office, Trump has made a million dollars per hour for himself. Every hour, he has made more than twice the president’s annual salary.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you STILL are seeking a reason to not vote Republican Nov. 3rd, might I just posit "The most beautiful helipad ever" as the final straw on the camel's back. Vote Blue Game. Set. Match.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't worry. We will remember.
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Askme @askme99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I've posted this many times - needs to flood the media until election day.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My fantasy teams are officially cursed...
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only person with "Trump Derangement Syndrome" is Trump himself. If there's anyone who mentions Trump's name more than that vulgar talking yam, I'd say they have TDS. But right now it's a party of one.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Does anything ruin Monday Night Football like Fantasy? Second week in a row I needed a half-dozen points out of a guy and they lay a stink bomb...
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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wrote it with Rob Smigel. And yes, it was pulled from reruns.
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The Winlar @winlar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thou shalt not bear false witness!!!
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