Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026sometimes i get annoyed when people confuse watts and joules, not to mention kWh/minute. but then i remember that when i was a kid, the local utility rebranded itself from duke power to duke energy 🤷 021
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026git is great, in the sense of containing multitudes. the pleasant 'cherry-pick'. two commands behind 'checkout'. and red herrings like 'cherry', just to keep you on your toes 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026kim gordon dropped a delicious album earlier this year ~~ kimgordon.lnk.to/playmekimgordon.lnk.toKim Gordon - PLAY MEListen to PLAY ME by Kim Gordon. 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026i have hope for humanity, that in the year 3000, there will still be ea-nasir shitposting 001
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026"they nerf the model after release" is such a delightful conspiracy theory 100
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026and tell me, general, in this great new language, may i use async as an identifier? - yes. and also as a keyword. except in some cases. and how will we delimit our statements, general? - with semicolons. except sometimes. and what will threads be called, sir? - nothing. we will have no word for that 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026summer is but just gone, and i miss melons and peaches already 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026i did not know that post-checkout hooks were a thing frankwiles.com/posts/i-got-targetedfrankwiles.comI got targeted: Trying to get your credentials via a git post-checkout hookComments 103
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026[ai banalities] on balance i wish that ai (llms with a harness) were not a thing. but i have given it a good go this year, i do currently find it useful, and i suspect it will survive a crash if and when that happens. a vexing situation 100
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026broke down and bought a copy of knuth's taocp 000
Reposted by Andy Wingoabadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026does this programming language support tables? 23857
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026RE: front-end.social/@rem/1173543394573… delightfully sassy web site (for a delightful conf!)front-end.social 001
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026j’ai demandé à une amie pourquoi elle a envoyé sa fille de CM2 dans le privé et elle a dit c’était pour mieux réussir les concours d’ENS 😵 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026*excellent* notes on the sociology of llm adoption: buttondown.com/justenoughinternet/a… 001
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026perf's instruction-level profiler is great because it gives you a nice easy TUI to quickly misunderstand which instructions are a problem 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026google: rapaciously slurps all your data all the time also google: jfyi you shared some info about google with google 010
Reposted by Andy WingoJonathan Schuster @jschuster.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026RE: social.coop/@ntnsndr/11733430628528… Well this sounds intriguing. Anyone in my corner of the fediverse have experience (positive or negative) with this project? 002
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026such a delightful article ~~ buttondown.com/monteiro/archive/how… 002
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026i think 25 degrees and no rain heading into october is pretty weird 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026i think i have decided to lean in to mis-spelling run-time / run time / runtime 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026the things the 8yo asks for on the stereo: rihanna’s please don’t stop the music. maurice ravel’s bolero. erik satie’s gymnopedie numéro 1!!!! wtf 100
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026i love the local paper. please enjoy a poop tsunami www.ledauphine.com/faits-divers-jus…ledauphine.comHaute-Savoie. « Une vague énorme, soudaine et violente » : lourds dégâts après la rupture d’une fosse à lisierLa rupture d’une fosse à lisier agricole située au sommet d’une pente a provoqué le déversement de 900 mètres cubes de purin, causant d’importants dégâts. 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026RE: piaille.fr/@benjamingeer/1173142760… social media is good actually! 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026seeing lenin everywhere lately for some reason. the other day an article in the annemasse paper about a geneva café lenin would go to. today a reading nicolas slonimsky’s memoirs — a book i picked up because apparently coltrane had a time in which he was carrying slonimsky’s musical thesaurus […]mastodon.socialOriginal post on mastodon.social 100
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026i do not like linking to dead peoples' web sites. sad vibes 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026igalia is 25 years old today! i am very happy to have been around for the last 15 years of this ~~journey~~ 1114
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026saw a neopolitan mandolin concert this evening, something i am completely ignorant about. i should learn! 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026two well-loved mandolins and one neglected fiddle 002
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026setting myself the goal to use the phrase "i pity the fool" in a longer sentence and without the mr t voice 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026i was today years old when i learned you can't partially unmap a memory mapping on windows searchfox.org/firefox-main/source/j… 100
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026- but Lord, when i was most in need, why did you not hear my call? why did you not answer me? - my son. it was then that i was composing some truly deranged takes on your situation but decided against hitting send. sry 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026tom lord was a weird guy whose weird file-naming conventions somehow still have purchase on my mind www.gnu.org/software/gnu-arch/tutor… 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026so, truth social was originally a maga mastodon. omarchy is the truth social of linux distros. what is the next target of truthing, i wonder 120
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026a fairly sunny day, still only 40 kWh from the solar panels, compared to peak 60kWh around solstice; still 4x more than consumed kWh, but we are on the downward slide to the dark (and the cold and the need to run the heat pump) 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026it is probably 20 years out but retirement sounds amazing, i could be on all kinds of bullshit 001
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026is it really childhood if you are not in mortal fear of baba yaga 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026*you, sobbing* you can’t just point to anything you don’t like and call it an alignment problem *me, pointing* 011
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026i am annoyed at the word "commit" when used in a memory management context. it is not a posix term and i always have to look up what mmap/madvise flags it corresponds to 000
Reposted by Andy Wingo[object Object] @zzt.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026I have quit the smoking industry because of the dangers of smoking: - it’s too cool - it’s too sexy - according to all the researchers I pay it’s really good for your lungs I am of course available as an expert on smoking for anyone who needs a consult 029
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026two mandolins is probably two few mandolins 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026did we ever find out if cricket matches are probably terminating 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026ppl are worried about ai water usage but i am thinking we should start to be concerned about ai employee ketamine usage as well 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026the communigrater. THE COMMUNIGRATER 🚨 🚨 🚨 www.lecreuset.fr/fr_FR/p/communi%E2… 001
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026i feel like with the kids back to school i am regaining my agency but also when looking at email i see that it is by ignoring things and so who is to say,,,, 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026boring content www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cEK5uqyC6I 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026giving out memory on demand but then charging high costs to reclaim it is the biblical sin of nursery 000
Andy Wingo @wingo.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026i am starting to have musical ambitions. pray 4 me 🙏 000