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windu pez

@windupez.bsky.social
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I probably was already following you on twitter, when it existed, back when it was good

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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 23m
Feeling blessed not to be this kind of dipshit
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 31m
Does he have a brother?
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 12h
Dracuuming my drafty old ancestral castle
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 13h
Is Seinfeld the origin of the joke? That also never occurred to me.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 13h
shit. FUCK! that actually makes a lot of sense. Is that the implied premise of the joke and I just never understood it this whole time? The jerk store is RETURNING his call inquiring whether they carry Greg (or whatever)?
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14h
the "the jerkstore called" joke implies that the teller works at the jerk distribution warehouse. Why would the just call some guy to say they're out of jerks? The teller is in jerk supply logistics.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14h
the dracula store called, they said bleh
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 14h
This is my Manchurian candidate code but it also requires 2FA
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
It's time for our daily vibecoding related outage
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
I'm starting to think that maybe nobody should take advice from this guy 
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
Kiki/Bouba is Manichaeism
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
Everyone's always honking on bobo, but no one is ever thanking on bobo
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20h
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
Simpsons cell. Lionel Hutz, imagining a world without lawyers 
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
Anyway, this is why New York City should control our own transit system. New York State controls the MTA.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 18h
It's just a matter of fucking time before they start making us all go through metal detectors like it's the goddamn TSA just to ride the train 
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
On a related note, they are ripping out all the benches and putting this bullshit in.
Some kind of stupid bullshit where you're supposed to lean against it instead of being able to just sit down on a regular bench like a fucking normal person who lives in society 
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
In the only city in America with a halfway decent transit system, we still have to make it miserable and like a prison, because it's America.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
And for the regular turnstiles, they put these stupid fucking walls with spikes on top of them. Like what is this, a fucking castle? Grow up.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
Like how is it legal that the EMERGENCY EXIT is locked and will not open for one minute because sometimes people let others in through it. So now I have to die in an emergency because of it?
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
These things fucking suck and I'm goddamned sick of the MTA cracking down on turnstile jumpers. Who fucking cares!!! Let them in!!! The whole thing should be free to ride anyway. Prison shit.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
Opening the drafts like the fridge. Nope still nothing good in here.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
[computer fans noise]
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 19h
Upping the auntie
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"take a hike" joke's on you, exercise would be great for my mental health
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please, Mr Submarine is my father. Call me Mr Sub.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wonder what words appear on the pedestal. Probably something about looking upon works and despairing.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Holding the counter spray bottle the cool way (sideways) while doing my little night time kitchen clean up
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This MF workin on a GUI
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's bonkers how "User agreements" are actually binding contracts where one party gets to change them whenever and however they wish and the other party has the options to agree or to stop using computers.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Called the doctor woke him up" is the most unrealistic part of Lime In The Coconut
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Cheesy Green Chile Bean Bake" but pronouncing chile as chile
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Re-reading my own message in work Slack each time someone adds an emoji to it
Getty stock photo of a man on a couch happily looking at a phone
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
stop showing me a swedish man eating some kind of white person wrap and claiming he is eating a taco
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
last time there was a plague the peasants got like 180 days a year off
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks for the follow Julie, looking forward to you following me again tomorrow from a different new account after this one gets banned
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hey, get those shoulders back up
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you!! this has been a 6+ year odyssey at this point so we're pretty excited but also have impossibly high expectations and, for various reasons, hair-trigger trauma responses about it all
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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yeah that Julie spam account also followed me just now
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we've got a little one on the way in a month or so, guessing it's going to be a wild ride of a no-sun season no matter how ya slice it
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's the kind of internet we were supposed to have
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
love a single topic account that's like "cigarette print ads from mid-70s trade paperback novel inserts" or "Lee Marvin cinema still hourly"
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He was right and he should have said it
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very few things besides minds ever get boggled anymore
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
getting into crapbooking
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/10/2026
oh so it's defund the police now?
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
love it when my dog starts making happy gorilla noises in his sleep
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're probably the only ones we can trust with it tbh
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Planning an "Oops! All viziers" D&D one-off. Or maybe I should say plotting one.
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windu pez @windupez.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
PGV: Oh, I have withstood interrogation worse than any your magical device could possibly inflict! Do thine wors--thirty percent? What are you nuts it's an iced coff--Nay I shan't crack, if that be the price... for today shall be a day for [narrowing eyes again] sweet rewards. MUAH HAHAHAAAA!!
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