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📍Londoner 💊 Methylphenidate Connoisseur 💅 I will kill again

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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 5h
Everyone and their mums is packing round here
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 5h
Oh damn, first Vietnam, then Afghanistan, now the American military is retreating from RAF Fairford.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 5h
Or, probably more accurately, it means “me being friends with Vince has only been a net benefit to my career for last 20 or so years, so I’m just going to assume that this pattern will continue indefinitely”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 5h
What John means, of course, is “Vince is solely responsible for my decades long career in professional wrestling, leading to multiple doors being opened for me in the entertainment industry, making me many millions of dollars. And if that means I have to look the other way to a couple of rapes, well
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 5h
If we’re classifying Vince McMahon as “not perfect” then the bar for “perfect” has never been lower.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 8h
I hate that I learnt the term Copaganga and now I’m too cynical to just enjoy tv shows.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 8h
Bones using the Rwandan genocide as a justification for the death penalty is prime America brain. More so when the “moral” of the episode is that opposing the death penalty is bad, and the Innocence Project just enables murderers to continue tormenting their victims.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 12h
Brennan pulls out a prayer rug and is like “he never converted to Christianity!” like it was the smoking gun in the case. Like, the scene wasn’t needed, they just needed to demonstrate that the bomber wasn’t actually a Christian, but a scary Muslim.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 12h
Sometimes you forget how racism poisoned most 00’s crime procedurals were until you watch season 1, episode 2 of Bones where a Muslim guy has fake converted to Christianity to throw the FBI off of his plans to suicide bomb a peace conference.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah! They should go back to being the party you vote for to feel smug about yourself whilst being secure in the knowledge that they are safely tucked away from actually influencing society.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Construction, most likely
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(Yes, albums are still being put out on cassette, although it’s mostly weird niche witch house electronica acts, you’re welcome)
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#nowplaying
Cassette of “No Eye of Heaven Can Penetrate” by Voodoo Crystals & The Implicit Order playing on a cassette boombox
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was worried for a second there you were saying you’ve never heard of Incubus
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s so much cooler than that! Cats and their owners actually develop an entirely unique communication style that only the two of them understand. So not only is your cat mimicking your communication methods, you’re also (probably unknowingly) mimicking theirs.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One thing that’s evidently clear from my time on Hinge is there’s a significant portion of adult women aged 35-45 in London who quite obviously have undiagnosed adhd. That or it’s a birds of a feather situation and hinge’s algorithm is just that good.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is like when I send @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social weird spider monster porn
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know!
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It means “if I see you, I’m going to avoid you so you won’t see me”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don’t worry pals, I just saw another one of these: “I’ll see you later!” “Not if I see you first!” Doesn’t mean “you won’t see me first because I’ll see you first!”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fairly obvious that the answer to your question was “yes, but I’m mad about it”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sure that’s what you intended to say, but what you actually said was “do it this way, coward”. It’s very reminiscent of when dems make fun of Trump for “chickening out” because he didn’t do some horrible thing he said he would.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What can I say, I grew up in a seaside town
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did the nine games thing, apparently my theme is “sequels”.
Doom 2
Tribes 2
Creatures 2
House of the dead 2
Resident Evil 2
Time Crisis 2
Smackdown Vs Raw 2008
Pokémon Red
Final Liberation Epic 40,000
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am much sweatier, yes
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s been established many times over we’re basically the same person
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They made it very clear during the vote that our previous deal was a one time thing, and if we wanted to rejoin we’d be subject to the same requirements as any new entry, including adopting the Euro. I don’t see any realistic chance of us rejoining the EU in my lifetime
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wild that they always have the exact same “genuine concerns” as racists, tho
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As with any time a case like this becomes high profile, the only (ONLY) person who will ultimately suffer is the victim. The perpetrators might find it hard to get a job for a bit maybe, but if it gets too hard they can always pull a Rittenhouse and become a right wing media darling and get the UBI
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing is, the press, and anyone with any ability to effect change, will memory hole this story in about 3 weeks. Just like they did with Brock Turner, just like they did after videos of frat bros chanting “no means yes, yes means anal” whilst parading around campus. The rot is the system.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Novara don’t want to jeopardise those lucrative “token lefty punching bag” seats on the sofa
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I open my front door and this little freak is knelt down, looking all submissive and breedable, I’m pushing it down the stairs.
The Evri delivery boy on its knees, in a totally not weird way at all.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like to pretend I’m doing some sort of gritty drug deal when I check my eggs.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah well, if he says he’s a socialist then we should take him at his word instead of looking at what socialist policies he wants to introduce
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s be honest with each other, you’ve been “tempted to vote Tory” since your first paycheque from whatever City accounting firm you got a low level position at.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen gang, sometimes you do too much breakfast coke and have to spend your morning waving your LSE degree about in online arguments. That’s just city cunt standard operating procedure.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LSE, famously a hive of leftist economic thought. This is way too Farringdon coded lmao
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even as someone who works in the City, this is too gilet-poisoned for me.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You may have to, as you’ve seemingly fully bought into the idea that a country is a household with a finite amount of money to provision. But that aside, if we accept your viewpoint, where is the vitriol for, say, our bloated military budget?
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The lethal injection is like the snake oil of execution methods, it has the veneer of “science” and “medicine” to make people feel better about doing it, but it’s much less reliable (and painful for the prisoner) than more “barbaric” methods
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait for 30 days of “people discussing extremely serious topics completely straight faced with their novelty Halloween themed username”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can’t wait for the scary hot wife
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fantastic! Because I have a part time job you might be interested in
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Oh no no no, we’re saying you should wear multiple layers and not turn the heating on for fashion, not because the energy prices are constantly and inexorably rising and there is no limit to how expensive it will become. Also in this issue: Banana skins, the hot new super food?”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh man, this winters recession is going to be real bad
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Can’t wait for Owen’s frowny faced “I just voted for Labour :(“ post at the next GE
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Photography and painting are actually different skills, being good at painting doesn’t make you a good photographer and vice versa. Why must you treat this like I’m trying to debate you, you’re a cultist, you will never change your mind. I’m expressing my distain for your existence.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I thought I’d respond in a way you’re accustomed to
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re right, and you’re right to think that — the value of art is subjective. People who commission AI slop are the most pitiful people on earth, because that’s not lazily outsourcing your thinking to a computer, that’s outsourcing your laziness.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m not going to engage with you on any serious level because, as someone who’s shown they are willing to let a computer algorithm do the foot work for them, I can’t be sure if I’m arguing with you or whatever ChatGPT spits out when you copy in my post and prompt “respond to this”
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