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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 2h
I mean….
Leya @Indy_Leya • 20h
Yup we shouldn't be fighting over space, I hope that @CarolineLucas is willing to speak to "both trans people & women who take issue with the trans activism that asserts innate gender while also denying sex & vilifying us. The Green party should be open to both our perspectives.

Caroline Lucas
@CarolineLucas
Replying to @Indy_Leya @ DebbieHayton and 2 others
Completely agree and am already doing that.
Am in contact with Women's Place & hope to meet next week
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 23h
Too much dooting?
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or empty) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the problem, they look back at me, clear message.
What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power. I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"
"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Anyone saying this is just “a poor widdle inexperienced copy editor scared about contempt of court” is inhaling some serious cope. It’s obvious what they’re doing, the murderer was inconveniently too white and British for the real reporting they wanted to do
Man charged with GP's murder

6 October 2026
Updated 3 hours ago
A man has been charged with the murder of a GP who was found dead at her home.
The man was arrested after the body of 45-year-old Dr Hannah Terry, also known as Hannah Cain, was found at a property in Fern Hill, Dersingham, Norfolk, on Sunday.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ngl this has me sussed out
Screenshot from my Amazon shopping preference: 

Departments
Cat Care

Product Preferences
Prefers Ever Clean brand for cat litter

Brands
Demonstrates preference for Ever Clean for cat litter

Product Preferences
Maintains steady household product replenishment

Departments
Household Cleaning and Laundry

Home & Family
Owns a cat
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thinking of getting a tattoo as a Christmas present for myself with my bonus this year, wanna re-get the only tattoo I regret covering up: the cassette and crossbones from the most iconic anti piracy ad (imo)
An old anti piracy advert of a cassette and crossbones with the text “home taping is killing music… and it’s illegal”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me and @megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social only have the most intellectual debates
The philosophers discussing meme, superimposed with a text conversation between me and Mike saying:

Mike: Mate I have more of a developed belly button fetish than you, you wouldn't even tongue an outie

Me: If god intended for me to tongue an outie, it would've been in the bible
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, this is empirical. No peer review needed.
WWE Superstar Liv Morgan without glassesWWE Superstar Liv Morgan with glassesWWE Superstar Stephanie Vaquer without glassesWWE Superstar Stephanie Vaquer with glasses
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#nowplaying
Cassette of “No Eye of Heaven Can Penetrate” by Voodoo Crystals & The Implicit Order playing on a cassette boombox
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I did the nine games thing, apparently my theme is “sequels”.
Doom 2
Tribes 2
Creatures 2
House of the dead 2
Resident Evil 2
Time Crisis 2
Smackdown Vs Raw 2008
Pokémon Red
Final Liberation Epic 40,000
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If I open my front door and this little freak is knelt down, looking all submissive and breedable, I’m pushing it down the stairs.
The Evri delivery boy on its knees, in a totally not weird way at all.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennith Williams looking shocked
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pictured, Al:
Weird Al Yankovich
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need to bring back this pose
Fred durst doing the limp Bizkit pose of kind of groping at the camera
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spider made a web across my front door, which I walked straight into, which woke me up for sure
A spider, hanging out on its web, in front of my front door
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not going to QT as I think this post is actually very sweet lol Love the idea of someone from Flagstaff Arizona (population circ. 145k) is looking at London like “if those scrappy upstarts over there can do it, maybe we can too!”
Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan
The countdown is on for a traffic-free
Oxford Street.
Monday 26 October marks a new chapter for the nation's high street as it becomes pedestrianised.

David S. F. Portree
@dsfpspacefl1ght.bsky.social
Here in Flagstaff Arizona USA, we're trying to make the same thing happen on Aspen Street, so this inspires!
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, uhh, this video is AI, y’know
A guy cutting a giant tiramisu doner
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unless it was some sort of sex bomb, in that case I have a hot lead on the organiser:
Tom Jones, the singer
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How do I eject someone from my gender?
Some scraggly ass looking block saying “Speaking for a lot of guys... we really hate this. 🤢” accompanied by two pictures of two women wearing dresses with the most glorious looking tummy’s you’ve ever seen.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I recognise those blokes!
The four lads in skinny jeans
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“… please add my number on WhatsApp”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Screenshot from silent hill 3, saying “they looked like monsters to you?”
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You have access to the entire world’s knowledge within the device you’re using to post this.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Much to think about 🤔
Google search for “size of the british army”

Result:
The total size of the British Army is approximately 108,620 total service personnel, which includes about 74,370 regular forces.
Google search for “number of madonald's workers”

Result:
McDonald's employs over 170,000 people across its restaurant network in the UK.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hashtag relatable am I right
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stone Cold Steve Austin is spending his retirement on his ranch posting videos to his TikTok about his cats Poncho and Mancho
Stone Cold Steve Austin posting with his two cats, Poncho a black and white Maine coon, and Mancho, a ginger Maine coon
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What thE FUCK IS THIS
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Emotional Damage meme
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Marvels version of Batman kinda sucks
Billionaire Man
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I do love it when Americans do the thing where they assume they’re the only people to encounter inconvenience
Hipster Viking Amy @lasrina.bsky.so...
One time somebody asked me "Why would anybody use a dryer when they could just hang their clothes outside?" and I didn't even bother to get into the logistics and assumptions, I just said "Have you ever put on a shirt with a spider in it" and instantly won the argument.

Kingfisher & Wombat @kingfisher.c...
Many people use it as a moral thing about wasting energy and whatnot. Part of why I'm glad I'm on solar.

duffimac.bsky.social@duffimac.bsk..
And yet, if you have a lot of birds who enjoy your yard, hanging on a line is a Bad Idea.


roraborealis.bsky.social @roraboreal...
Along the same lines, sun fades and damages some materials. And have you seen high pollen days? Can you imagine
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have something like this, a clothes airer with a little hot air blower at the bottom, and it’s brilliant. It does heat my flat up pretty well, and I have to keep the window open otherwise it becomes a sauna, but I wouldn’t live without it now.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My ideal situation would be, essentially, we get to a place where a kid from a South London council estate could, if they so wished, go to the local youth centre and learn to play the violin. But, then, we come back to this, the reason it will never happen:
Helen Lewis • @helenlewis
Corbyn: "There is a poet, a painting, a novel, a play in all of us." DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM JEREMY.
8:22 pm • 21 Aug 16
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ngl I’m aware is not exactly great, but Temu is a big vice of mine, I can’t stay away.
The Donald Trump coke tweet, edited to say:

The many moral issues with shopping on Temu is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep Buying that garbage.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The volcano?
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s from an interview he did with Jennifer Lawrence lol
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is not an adequate substitute I think
Birds Eye 10 The Original Potato Waffles
567g
Out of stock - item substituted with McCain
Smiles 454g
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mfw
Dr Andrew Wakefield, the guy who started this modern anti vax movement with his bullshit “vaccines cause autism” study
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tweet from @matrixreloaded_

people on here will tweet anything.
"Charlie Brown had hoes." No he
didn't. That isn't true.
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Paris Hilton on the phone, looking annoyed
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quick psa - if I know you, and I have your address, I will send you things occasionally.
WhatsApp conversation between me and Mike (@megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social)

Yo Mike, quick question, this is still your address, right?? 08:56 
It is indeed, booty call? 08:57
Lmao not yet 08:57
I'm just doing a thing 08:57 08:57
You'll see 08:57 
oh god 08:59
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good news gang, I haven’t been resting on my laurels whilst I’ve been away: I bought a bunch of black cassettes, some cassette insert J cards, and a mini thermal printer - so now I have my favourite album on cassette, and it only cost me about £30.
A copy of Black Earth That Made Me by White Ring on cassette, in front of my cassette boombox
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forever in our hearts
People laying wreaths of flowers at Buckingham palace, because of my 3 day suspension
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m sure you all noticed and resented my absence, apparently stating the objective truth that “Donald Trump should’ve been shot for sedition, and the democrats are cowards for not doing that” is against the rules, thanks woke 2.
Email from Bluesky admin to me:

Bluesky Account Suspended - Community Guidelines Violation
Hi, We've reviewed a Post on your account @windows98support.bsky.social and found it violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines on Respectful Discourse. We create a safe space for discussion by prohibiting threats and content meant to scare or intimidate people.
For example:
• Do not threaten others with death, serious harm, or express that others should be hurt or killed.
• Do not promote, glorify, or incite violence against individuals or groups.
• Do not share graphic violent content designed to shock, disturb, or intimidate others.
The following Post was removed:

"The moral thing would've been to have had him shot, so anything less than that was craven cowardice on the part of the democrats."
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’M BACK BABY
Jesus emerging from the tomb, but he has a pigeon head, like my avatar
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A key aspect of purity culture is branding anyone critical of purity culture as a pervert or deviant. …If it were a 25 year old girl complaining about purity culture, these same people would be calling her a harlot or a pick me.
phoenix
i find it strange that you care about the sex lives of younger people so much
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snippets
a gen x'er (maybe a ROUGH elder millennial) complaining about the sex lives of college age girls is unfortunately not surprising Imao.
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ReplyKit
Why do YOU care about a young woman's
bedroom life?
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ReplyNoticed
Why would the sexual preferences of a gen z
girl bother you at all?
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Reply
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hot damn, that’s a deal. 25p a pack goes hard
A screenshot from Amazon for a 40 box of Mi Goreng instant noodles for £9.99
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gottem
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just waiting for those ticks to turn blue …
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Idk what you lots problem is with my normal tv stand?
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