window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/11/2023i asked midjourney for “a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving." 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 31/10/2023not even the vacuum in the background could make her look less noble 222310
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2023curious if bluesky will mark my ceiling light as sexually suggestive. because we all know it is. 130
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 21/07/2023slowly getting stupider used to be something only humanity did smh 091
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 20/07/2023i’ve gotten up at 3am three times to try to get these tickets, finally got them in my cart and: 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2023my brain at 11pm: i have so many funny posts my brain when i need to write funny stuff for work all day: 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 16/07/2023“do any of these…fuckers…ever blast out of the wall…and have like a huge apology or something.” -everyone to the devs right now apparently 1294
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 10/07/2023preaching my hatred of threads on industry gossip apps 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2023well, everyone knows threads is the natural successor of twitter. what this app presupposes is…maybe it isn’t? 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 09/07/2023i keep track of every bluesky like i have ever received in this book just like everybody else does 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023my daughter has a lemonade stand today and it’s honestly going great so far. pretty proud. 150
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023true statement 1: i was an english lit major true statement 2: 99% of these books are my wife’s 021
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023weight loss pills with proven results! before after 050
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023four people i follow who i wish followed me back. i’ve finally decided to ask directly on Frank Friday (a holiday i just made up where people are frank with each other) @catbus.bsky.social @skeetpotato314.bsky.social @boner.ink @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social happy frank friday to all who celebrate 130
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2023this is gonna be ticketmaster when i try to buy taylor swift tickets in paris next week isn’t it 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2023before after discover the power of squeezing to help u come out of your shell 030
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2023Zuckerberg releasing threads when bluesky already exists 030
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2023somewhere in catalonia, a window installation business is using my name. 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/07/2023the other day i stayed late at work and told my wife not to wait to eat after she made dinner, leading to my favorite autocorrects ever. 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 06/07/2023twitter shitposters carrying their little jokes to a new platform 010
