window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026if you die in instagram vertical video you die in reel life 000
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 28/11/2025my favorite thanksgiving movie is scott pilgrim vs the world 000
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025anyone else think cuomo just didn’t write a concession speech so he’s basically reading what he had? 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 05/09/2025trump 2016: space force in the military trump 2020: forced spaces in the military 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 05/09/2025i was the 912th like on this post and that’s how i helped stop 9/11. 000
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025tree wizard. he claps his hands and creates a balloon. 010
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/07/2023i refuse to take shortcuts to fame (posting photos of my cat) i’m going to do it the hard way (posting stuff nobody wants to read) 041
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 17/07/2023if you block me, block me with a wall of bricks in a wine cellar. then try to find a way to live with the guilt. you can’t 011
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 18/07/2023“we can’t all be winners” -me coming in dead last 011
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2023it just rained on me or is god peeing 011
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2023the 90s: talking about Friends in the office the 2000s: talking about The Office with your friends The great beyond: lord help us i know not 033
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 19/07/2023when you know you’ve posted a banger 113214
Reposted by window catwindow cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2023me: staring incredulously at IKEA instructions. IKEA instructions: 061
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 09/12/2024if i found a genie in a lamp i wouldn’t make wishes. i’d just decorate with it then be like “that’s my genie in a lamp” to everyone who came over. 000
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 09/12/2024reacquainting myself with this app after about a year away like…where’s alf ? 000
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 11/02/2024do I need to watch all the earlier episodes to understand the super bowl or can i just jump right in and still enjoy the finale? 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 09/02/2024i hope all the new people on here find me and love me and maybe talk about me around town a little bitttttt 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 06/02/2024what am I supposed to do with my invites now? bury them? i don't have that kind of shovel! 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 02/01/2024if i were a gotcha journalist i’d hope somebody would describe my work as gotcha journalism at its finest. 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 14/12/2023[mysterious old lady flips tarot card showing a bunch of guys who look just like me fighting over really complicated shirts] lady: this means you’re going to go to the shops at the creek 1363
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 26/11/2023You could fit Rhode Island into Alaska 425 times, but why would you? 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/11/2023i am 100% spamming you guys with this, but my credit card that lets you get points for paying rent just quadrupled its referral bonus. i can honestly recommend it and also really want that sweet sweet referral money. bilt.page/r/AW9Q-1W1Y 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 07/11/2023i asked midjourney for “a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off while you’re driving." 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 31/10/2023not even the vacuum in the background could make her look less noble 222310
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2023haven’t posted in like a month and now here i am the nerve on this fucking guy (me) 040
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 21/08/2023i've posted less lately, but your mom and i want you to know it's not your fault. 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 18/08/2023twitter today: donate to this food bank and i will give you an invite to the promised land of bluesky *i open bluesky to see what’s up* 021
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 08/08/2023i’ve got that old razzle dazzle and the people hate it. 010
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 05/08/2023me impatiently watching a kettle of Saturday Bluesky Heirloom Popping Corn as the flame gently licks the blackened bottom of the pot: 020
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 01/08/2023damn girl, are you a cop? because you haven’t looked up from your phone all day. 040
window cat @windowcat.bsky.social · 31/07/2023desantis: change is scary. new ideas are trying to murder you. people who don’t look familiar want to steal and destroy your soul. also desantis: what the heck! why aren’t republicans embracing a fresh new face? 020
