Reposted by Meghan Winchone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Phillies Offseason Plans: A step-by-step guide to how the Phillies can turn this team around. Step One - Everyone keeps all their blood inside their body for the whole offseason. 2925
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Update from the 5th inningstatic.klipy.comLeslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm DyingAlt: Leslie Knope (Amy Poehler): Everything Hurts And I'm Dying 000
Reposted by Meghan WinchCraig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 01/10/2026abolish the death penalty 282
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I believe this contributed to the win, astrology is real now 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Drafting posts that will make someone call in a wellness check but it's just about Sports Stress. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026OKAY maybe The Sweater IS helping?? This is a lot of pressure for one piece of seasonally inappropriate knitwear. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Astrology is fake but an astrologist just pulled out an earbud outside the coffee shop to tell me I have “beautiful energy” and as a Pisces Sun Aquarius rising/moon I’ll allow it 010
Reposted by Meghan WinchNBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Phillies have never successfully done that in history 2162
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ll I’m saying is they loaded the bases the moment before my talkback responsibilities ended and got that double play the moment after I put my headphones back in, The Sweater is helping?? 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Wearing a way-too-heavy-for-the-weather Philadelphia Baseball sweater despite having a mile walk and a talkback in a poorly air conditioned building at midday because 1) it's new and so has never seen a playoff loss and 2) because it was given to me with love by my husband, so its vibes are strong.static.klipy.comTom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan: Earn ThisALT: Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan: Earn This 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This remains, unfortunately for me, true. Let's go boys. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I usually have one headphone in at work in case there's a box office phone call, but now it's obviously being used for the radio, and if one single person calls and attempts to buy a ticket I will burn the theater to the ground. 110
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm listening to the radio, so a touch behind, so allow me to say: J!T! REALLYDIDIT 001
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026HUH. It’s possible — nay, easy!! — to simply not be a shithead about trans folks and still succeed in democratic politics, a radical notion!!! 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Red October baybeeeeestatic.klipy.comBart Simpson's Punch Reaction FaceALT: Bart Simpson's Punch Reaction Face 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Top of the ninthstatic.klipy.comBruno's 'Knock On Wood' from EncantoALT: Bruno's 'Knock On Wood' from Encanto 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have to run a talkback. If the Philadelphia Phillies mess this up while I’m in the theater I will end up on the news. 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026lol these dramatic bitches are going to do it aren’t they 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Unfortunately I now believe we’ll be winning the World Series 000
Reposted by Meghan Winch21st Century Delcoid Man @brian616.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If that happens they will, of course, go on an absolute tear in the playoff. 262
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026O God that I were a man! I would eat his heart in the fucking market-place. 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Switching to something more feel-good and light-hearted: season 5 of The Americans. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We were talking so much shit about trea in our living room just now, gonna try talking absolute shit about every hitter now and see if it helps 110
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wasn’t always like this. Why did I allow baseball into my life? 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I put the kid to bed when it was 3-0. I came down, asked how bad things were going, and my husband silently handed me a holiday pour of red wine. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Goddamnit Scott, FINE, okay, FINE, you’re RIGHT, OKAY?? 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s okay everyone, I’m just going to drive my good-luck charm 8yo to the stadium and pull up as close as I can and just let her sleep in the backseat like my parents did when I was 8 and they wanted to go to the drive-in to watch Terminator 2. Let her aura do the work this team can’t do. 010
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Unfortunately I was at the 6-4 comeback game, which means I can never be normal about what it means to be down in the ninth with this beloved and beloathed team. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I haven't worn my "I love you, it's ruining my life" Tortured Philly Sports Department shirt all season. Today may be the day. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was about to invalidate it for lack of Station Eleven but they squeaked it in under the wire, so now I'll simply invalidate it for lack of Jane the Virgin, New Girl, and Starstruck, off the very tippy top of my head. 000
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I let a spider live this morning despite it being in the sink and sprayable, simply because my daughter loves it. If this isn’t growth, I don’t know what is. 011
Reposted by Meghan WinchTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A post that’s so eye-opening because this is exactly what liberals will say is GOP distraction tactics, almost as a parody— and here it really is what Gaetz is saying unironically as his GOP message. 2384752975
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am “bought a proper, nice trashcan for the kitchen and am wowed by its convenience and thoughtful design” years old 000
Reposted by Meghan WinchBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866821027
Meghan Winch @winchmd.bsky.social · 21/09/20268yo just put on Sleepytime of her own accord, and she is cackling at it as if this isn’t an act of emotional terrorism. 000
Reposted by Meghan WinchGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard! 1347871232