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The Mighty Willtor

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Not actually Godzilla (sorry). Married to the indomitable @erinleiserson.bsky.social.

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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 2h
Get more pickle per unit pickle.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 3h
Got a warning on Reddit that said I was advocating violence. Friends, I said people who put swangas on their cars should get their cars keyed.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 3h
Reminds me of when Destiny(?) denied there were Nazis in the U.S., and somebody asked him about the literal head of the American Nazi Party, and he complained that you can't just call people Nazis because you disagree with them.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nazi party upset that it's full of nazis
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 4h
@mexicoseagle.bsky.social Worse than the last?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 4h
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
A mustachio'd Patrick Stewart, horrified, holding his bloody hand up in front of his face. From MacBeth.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
ALT: Michael Scott: Nope. Don't Like That.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, I forgot how good that show was.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sir Ian McKellen orates 'The Stranger's Case' from 'Sir Thomas More' by Shakespeare about the Evil May Day xenophobic riot of 1517 in London. This passage was written 400 years ago, but times never change. Humanity refuses to change its unwarranted bias against 'others'.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The dead people that live in my house keep out home invaders.
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I did NOT vote for the rapist @sarahgies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your sons and daughters are
10000x safer with drag queens than frat boys btw
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fraternities are cults.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
People have gotta stop projecting their values and motives onto politicians. They're not like you. They would gladly let you watch your children die of hunger or bombs if they thought it would win them an election. They already do this thing. Your life isn't different from the ones they destroy.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree…. If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*smh* I'm glad Charlie Kirk didn't live to see him fall like this. He might not have gone on his podcast.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, I agree. And I love DS9. But I think it planted some seeds of liberalization in representing the Federation. Sec 31, for example, critiqued the Prime Directive. Which is fine, IMO... But from the Right. It *could* have been a Left critique. But that kind of imagination was gone.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah, other series do dystopian better than Trek. Nobody else even tries to do utopian. I think it began, in a small way, in DS9 with the introduction of Section 31. "Secretly, this isn't a utopia; it looks like utopia to the people on top, but it persists on the oppression of others."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She did nothing wrong.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Wtf Dafuq
ALT: Wtf Dafuq
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Brilliant Guinness Moment
ALT: Brilliant Guinness Moment
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to show this to my wife. His sex tent is way better than mine.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We're witnessing the Rapist-to-President and/or Rapist-to-Supreme Court Justice pipeline with this Cornell scandal.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She'll fail up.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Data, wearing medieval-looking clothes and holding an anvil in the episode, Thine Own Self.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It always bothered me they never retrieved that in Generations.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it...
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Peter Sellers Punching Bag Scene
Alt: Peter Sellers Punching Bag Scene
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wouldn't worry about it. We make fun of Starbucks coffee all the time. People go to Starbucks because it's everywhere and convenient, not because it's got good coffee.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the cookbook: lispcookbook.github.io/cl-cookbook/...
lispcookbook.github.io
Macros
A collection of examples of how to use Common Lisp
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm concerned that "Choosing Texas" is going to lead to a "choosing" arms race among country singers trying to boost their home states.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doesn't "the algorithm" put us all in our own bubbles? Isn't that the point?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moe who?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Telling on himself a bit, there.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm bringing fish I can reheat in the kitchenette microwave.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, yeah! I think I had them confused.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gm
Someone tweets "transgender people are 10 times more likely to commit suicide. What does that tell you?" 

And someone replies "people need to be kinder"
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It really does need a character who will offer the captain booze in response to a baring of his heart.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Aliens Film: Newt vs. Alien Queen
Alt: A scene from Aliens in which Newt is captured by a xenomorph.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only if you offer to share with the interviewer.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Neurotypical folks seeing the iced coffee tweet that ends in "It's not hard, people," and being like, "wait, what?" getting a taste of what it's like to be autistic.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm frankly gobsmacked at the thought of people, in 2026, thinking the rich are more qualified to run things than the rest of us, much less that it's desirable for them to do so.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't think I could outdo this.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absolutely unhinged take. Now you're thinking like a capitalist. Well done!
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
montgomery burns in a green smoking jacket with a goblet of what could be either wine or bourbon stares menacingly toward the viewer while sitting in a high backed red velvet chair. there is a speech bubble coming from him to include the quoted tweet.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
found a new type of guy
r/AmItheAsshole
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u/IntrusiveGas • 6h
AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Roll with it. On Monday, I'd been calling a particular concept by an annoying/cringe name. After a while, I told my students, "don't call it that. That's cringe. I can call it that. I'm old. I can be as cringe as I want. But you should call it [actual name]."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of this:
Normal tweet: How Couples Argue Today:
Wife: cool how there's 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal world.
Husband: wow it's almost like those are my dipping mustards and aren't meant to go on sandwiches?????? But ok go off.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LPT.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Black is white! Up is down! Star Wars is Star Trek! Who you gonna believe? Netanyahu or your lyin' eyes?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
❤️ My whole life, it's been political triangulation. Now that's losing elections, and they still double down: "Oh, we just weren't hard ENOUGH on marginalized members of our community." Solidarity with trans (and other LGBTQ+) folks.
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