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The Mighty Willtor

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Not actually Godzilla (sorry). Married to the indomitable @erinleiserson.bsky.social.

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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
A mustachio'd Patrick Stewart, horrified, holding his bloody hand up in front of his face. From MacBeth.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Data, wearing medieval-looking clothes and holding an anvil in the episode, Thine Own Self.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me of this:
Normal tweet: How Couples Argue Today:
Wife: cool how there's 4 mustards in the fridge in 2018 and none go with my sandwich. Normal world.
Husband: wow it's almost like those are my dipping mustards and aren't meant to go on sandwiches?????? But ok go off.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lol, and -- I can't stress this enough -- Lmao!
Eve Barlow tweets:

So in a matter of days, Ed Sheeran has lost all his support acts, he's lost his house band, he's been banned from various commercial radio stations, Ireland's press has stated he's never welcome to return to the country, organized protests are being formed to take place in the grounds outside upcoming concert dates, he's been accused of having links to Jeffrey Epstein, and Goebbels-style cartoons have been pushed everywhere of his likeness. And the left thinks this is progress?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al, holding an accordion in the movie, Weird.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Poster for the movie, O Brother, Where Art Thou?
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And what if she really did hate capitalism? Is it actually hypocritical to make a living under capitalism if you're a socialist?
A peasant, carrying a bundle of sticks says, "We should improve society somewhat." An edgy-boi with a shit-eating grin pops his head out of a well and says, "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No, that's too big.
Moleman, from The Simpsons, stands inside a phone booth as birds crash into the sides.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Are these what you're talking about? Do you not see a difference?
Rows and rows of house-shaped closets.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
George Bluth, the unhinged patriarch of the Bluth family from the show, Arrested Development, is eating an ice cream sandwich in prison, non-chalantly speaking.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Cave-people family stand around in a cave, from a Farside cartoon. The child looks nerdy and has a big speech bubble coming out leading to the tweet above.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Scene from Battleship Potemkin, in which the ship's meat is full of maggots, but the officers still declare it fit for consumption.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If you're in the military, look at the contempt your leaders have for you. What makes you think the people they tell you to kill are really *your* enemies?
Guardian headline says: USS Abraham Lincoln sailors tried to jump overboard amid extended deployment.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One of the weird reptilian clicking aliens from the episode "Schisms."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
No more trash-talking capitalism. If Wyatt Koch can make it, so can you.
Wyatt Koch in a hideous collared shirt he designed, depicting bags of money.Over-the-shoulder shot of Wyatt, drawing an embarrassingly bad picture of a person wearing a shirt he's designing. My young children draw better than this.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Top picture: Ozzy singing.

Bottom picture: Still photo from My Girl, where the distressed girl is standing over the open casket of the boy.

Top Text: Generals gathered in their masses.

Bottom Text: He can't see without his glasses.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Somehow, I don't think he's talking about people that need healthcare or an end to being terrorized by ICE.
Tweet by raandy: dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tweet from raandy: dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Really living into this:
Yu-Gi-Oh meme: "Don't speak ill of the dead" on one card, rebuffed with a card that says, "Don't be a piece of shit while you're alive."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Out on the town, having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing, too.
Nathan Fielder meme where he's pictured laughing. The standard meme is that he's "out with friends; they're all just out of frame, laughing too."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mine is really ergonomic. If you're thinking of getting cucked on the regular, your back will thank me.
One of those super-weird ergonomic chairs with no back that costs like $500.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kelsey Grammer in a swimming pool holding a baby and kissing it on the back of the head. The baby's head has been photoshopped to be another Kelsey Grammer.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Temu Curly.
Joe Rogan in front of the Whitehouse. His suit is ill-fitting, his tie, too short, and he generally looks like a mess.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When you're talking to a neurotypical person.
Russel Crowe, from the movie, Gladiator. He's holding a gladius and shouting, "Are you not into trains!?"
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Old square guy walking past graffiti promoting anarchy. He says, "This is what the kids call 'BASED.'"
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
One of my kids and I decided to send a mission to Minmus with THREE Kerbals!
Three Kerbals, having planted a flag, standing in front of their lander on Minmus.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Original series Star Trek title card with the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title says, "Somebody with better aim needs a turn."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Title suggested by my 7yo:
Wide shot of the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title reads, "Zoom from Ten to One."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
"I can excuse racism..." meme with the text altered:
"I can excuse Liz Cheney, but I draw the line at MTG."
"You can excuse Liz Cheney?"
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
After a full eight...
Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides, dressed as the Duke's son.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.
A man is clutching his heart and a woman kneels next to him, saying, "Any doctor here?" A passer-by says, "I'm a doctor! What's going on?" She says, "A heart attack!" He replies, "I'm a doctor of Computer Science." She says, "He's going to die!" He says, "OldMan.setHealth("100%");"
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Dril tweet: and another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't put in the paper that I got mad.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny.
Kelsey Grammer is sitting in a swimming pool holding a baby. The baby's head has been photoshopped to be Kelsey Grammer, so it looks like he's holding a baby version of himself. Grown-up Kelsey Grammer is kissing baby Kelsey Grammer on the back of the head.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Melania's press conference:
Mike Ginn tweet: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Perennial:
Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202) tweets: 'Landlords provide housing like scalpers provide concert tickets' is my new favorite analogy.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The architect of 9/11, according to Newsmax:
Zohran Mamdani as a little child.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A man in a tattered suit sits in front of a small fire, speaking to children in tattered clothes: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
"Hard to swallow pills" meme in which a hand is holding a bottle of pills and another points at the text: "Hard to swallow pills."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
No tf we are not.
Article headline: We're all in the Epstein files (featuring Ross Douthat)
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The Pitt is a show about the life and times of Brad Pitt.
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting with the man standing and speaking his truth and everyone looking on with interest.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Meme based on the "not what I'm called" template. Data, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, arrives and says, "Hey guys." Dr. Pulaski replies, "Data!" Data says, "Not what I'm called."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Tweet by Gareth: "I won't back down." - Tom Petty

"I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument." - Tom Reasonable
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Composite of a top and bottom picture. Top: The Venezuelan presidential palace. Bottom: The info graphic used to show Saddam Hussein's hiding spot when he was located. It's labeled with an air vent and fan.

The composition is made to look like his hiding place is beneath the Venezuelan presidential palace.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Anime girl is standing, crying. The text next to her says, "Yeah, I may be racist, but you were mean and that's worse."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Star Trek predicted mewing/looksmaxxing among disaffected young men.
Toral, son of Duras, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"Enshittification" doesn't seem like a strong enough word when the original product wasn't that great.
Tweet: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses.

Quote-Tweet: Some poor 5th grade teacher, grading the worst WW2 paper ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about World of Tanks and Nord VPN for no reason.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Donbot, from Futurama, saying, "From the context it is clear what you mean."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Perennial.
Andrew Cuomo giving a press conference. He has a word bubble containing a tweet, from Drew Janda, that says, "The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters."
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Lin Manuel Miranda looking perplexed at a cellphone that's being held up for him to see.
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The Mighty Willtor @willtor.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Back-to-back. Feel like the messaging is a bit inconsistent on this one.
Two tweets.
#1: Trump says "Prices at McDonald's are coming down."
#2: Fox News on how to save money during the holidays: "Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
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