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I’m doing my best to finish three of the books I already own before ordering two more new ones. But no one’s perfect and I also try my best not to be too hard on myself #BookSky

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 18h

Just saw this ad again. A helpful person advised that this is a play on an apparently well-known expression, “You’re some man for one man”. Never heard it in the wild, but can only assume it’s a GAA/non-Dublin thing. Or just that no one has ever felt the need to aim the phrase at me specifically

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20h

Just had a memory of something that may or may not have happened to me. I suspect it was something that happened to someone else though, as the memory is in portrait aspect ratio

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20h

Hard to make sense of my mother’s stories sometimes, but I think she just told me that my dad’s dialysis clinic had a wall with photos of the celebrity dialysis patients #TheMothership

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The ad for Jacobs Mikados where the dad is dressed as a dinosaur and the voiceover says “You’re some dino for one dino, Seán.” The line’s delivered like a joke, but what does it even mean? I’ll not get a wink of sleep tonight because of this. Send help #SpéirGorm #Mikados

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Huge improvement on Pick up My Wife on Our Date! These Wives Don't Know Anything about Their Husband's Cuckold Fantasies! Their Beloved Wives Coming on Stranger's Huge Cocks That Stretching Out Their Pussies Right In Front of Their Husband's Eyes! 1

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I thought “sex realists” were just people who’ve given up on ever getting laid again

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Booked Bono for a private gig, but he went to the address 10 doors down, the bleedin prick #U2 #U250 #Bono #ContractViolation

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Normalise refusing all hot beverages now

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You won’t believe how racist the results are!!

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hard to believe it's seven years since this criminally under-appreciated tweet. Luckily it has been immortalised in mug form for posterity. It is the fate of some geniuses not to be recognised in their lifetimes #SpéirGorm

Tweet from @willonzo, Sep 23, 2019
Wish I could live my life with the confidence of a Dublin junkie walking out into traffic
[Tragically, the tweet has only three likes]

A coffee mug emblazoned with the same tweet. It is filled with pencils as I do not drink tea or coffee

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They should do celebrity #TraitorsIreland, but all the contestants are the highest paid RTÉ presenters and failing the tasks means their salaries are reduced and when they get murdered they have to work on community radio for the average industrial wage

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The military excursion in Iran is now the Super Excursion

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pretty sure Ant and Dec did this some Saturday

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If there was an ad campaign for an Irish beer featuring loads of stereotypical Irish shit and then it turned out the beer is brewed in, like, Luton or Essex or somewhere… we would fucking riot. And rightfully so #SpéirGorm

An ad for Madri lager with two women in traditional-looking Spanish clothes DJ-ing

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Joe Noonan @joenoonan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The International Criminal Court is in the Irish Constitution. We voted for it. The Government must support it. The EU too, if it means what it says about values and the rule of law.

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Simply call them a shower of bastards”

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Can imagine Simon Harris doing the same at some Greystones primary and then being put in a headlock by a sixth classer #SpéirGorm

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Possibly the wittiest thing I ever said off the cuff was when a work colleague told me Ricky Martin had just come out and I said “You mean she DIDN’T bang??” Wasted on a work crowd tbh

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Saw Resident Evil tonight. Never played the game, hated the first previous movie, had no interest in this one until I heard it was directed by Zack Cregger. Insanely entertaining. I heard there’s an alternate cut with more jokes and that just sounds crazy as I laughed the whole way through as it is

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reservoir Dogs on TG4 now, haven’t seen it in decades. It stands up. Tim Roth is great, probably his most convincing American accent

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It strikes me that some young people these days have haircuts that would have been a sure-fire red flag for severe mental health issues back in the 90s, times were simpler back then

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Maria Farrell @mariafarrell.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026

This is precisely why hundreds of experts demanded that during Ireland's presidency of the EU our country not be allowed to handle tech policy. Ireland is the trojan horse for US Big Tech lawlessness in the EU. It's really as simple as that.

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ultimate Man says the ICE… is gonna BREAK

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Potato scientists still can’t explain why chips cut with the curvy blade taste so much better

Some chips (or “Frenched Fries”) that have a curve cut into them

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Bus driver just tried to close the doors on me when I and about five other people were in the way of the door and a bunch of people behind me, but I pushed it back open again with sheer force of will and my foot. Let’s see you try that again you fuck #DublinBus

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Mitch’s treatment involved a revolutionary DNA replacement procedure, so this is to be expected (that his reaction times are now lightning fast)

A tortoise. Its mouth is open, similar to how Mitch’s mouth is open in the video. This is because both creatures share much of the same genetic code

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Whatever would the neighbours say??

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Someone should tell Natalie we have a lager named for her and let her go looking for a pub that actually has Harp on tap

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GylesNaMopaleen @gylesnamopaleen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Jane Godley would have been so so proud of the people of Clare & Dublin.

comedian / writer Janey Godley standing as a lone protestor on the edge of the putting green, holding up a "Trump is a Cunt" poster as trump visited a golf club in Scotland.

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 12/09/2026

Crowds took to the streets of Dublin to protest Trump’s visit to Ireland, with demonstrators invoking Trump’s ties to Epstein and his alliance with Netanyahu.

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The Journal @thejournal.ie · 12/09/2026

"Turns out he's not as orange as he looks." Shock and guffaw greets Trump's pro-United Ireland comments jrnl.ie/7160853

jrnl.ie

'He's not as orange as he looks': Shock and guffaw on Trump's pro-United Ireland comments

Trump said today that he’d ‘love to see’ a united Ireland

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I anticipated this and that’s why I’ve spent the last few months training deer (and that’s the only reason I spent so much time in Phoenix Park) www.rte.ie/news/regiona...

rte.ie

Phoenix Park to be closed for two days for Trump visit

Dublin's Phoenix Park will be closed to the public for two days due of the visit of US President Donald Trump to Dublin.

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Aodhán Ó Ríordáin MEP @aodhanoriordain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

‼️ Trump is not welcome in Dublin. ‼️ Trump is not welcome in Ireland. 🤝 Join us in protest this Saturday at 1pm at the Garden of Remembrance. 📍 Garden of Remembrance 🗓️ Saturday | ⏰ 1pm Stand up. Speak out. Trump is not welcome here.

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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Large protest in Dublin on Saturday against Trump's visit to Ireland. Meeting at Parnell Square at 1pm. Large coalition involved including; Irish Palestine Solidarity Campaign, PBP, Sinn Féin, Labour, Social Democrats, Green Party, Dublin Rape Crisis Centre, Amnesty, Irish Neutrality League etc.

ipsc.ie

National Protest: No Welcome for Warmonger Trump!

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

🔥 Hot welcome for Trump in Ireland 🔥 🫡🇮🇪

A family in Co Clare have painted a giant 'F*** Trump' slogan in the field behind their house, positioned directly under the flight path for Air Force One at Shannon Airport as Donald Trump jets into Ireland for a golf weekend.
The woman responsible revealed she had intended to join the protest outside the Trump golf course and hotel. However, stringent security measures mean any Irish citizens attempting to exercise their right to protest will be kept well away from Trump throughout the weekend.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/huge-explicit-trump-sign-greet-37652218

A huge piece of artwork protesting Trump’s visit to Ireland has been spotted on a beach in Dublin Bay, just as the president is due to arrive in the country over the weekend.

The sand mural features the words “NO KINGS — GAZA IRAN ICE” which have been carved into the beach by the campaigning group Uplift. It was designed by Waterford environmental artist Seán Corcoran,

https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/donald-trump-ireland-visit-protest-37650816.amp

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Thing about this is, it was more about sticking it to the Belgians than any kind of appreciation for the Smurfs. And you have to respect that

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

River Liffey has been died orange in his honour

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I heard the turtle guy whispered in Bush’s ear that the second plane hit

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Abortion Rights Campaign @freesafelegal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

!New March Route! Hear us Now at the 15th annual March for Choice! Assemble at the Department of Health, Dublin 2pm, before marching to Molesworth Street (Buswells Hotel). Mobility join in point at the corner of Stephen's Green. We look forward to seeing you all there!

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willonzo @willonzo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Due to exigent circumstances, ate in a restaurant last night that emits a smell I always thought was a cigarette fire in a bin. This morning I have stomach ache. This has been a valuable lesson

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