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Will (he/him)

@willmooreston.com
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Writer. Seattle. Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens. Father. Husband. ND. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏋💅🤘🥃

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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 05/09/2026
Spent my whole Saturday morning disassembling the bunk bed and reassembling it downstairs and shifting the twin bed from downstairs to upstairs, all to the tune of Rammstein and related artists, and now I’d love to do nothing for the rest of the day but that’s not how parenting works. 😭
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/09/2026
Aim for pretty good, and you’ll always miss, striking higher. Aim for perfect, and you’ll always miss, striking lower. Any effort above 80% is inverted. You think you’re operating at 100%, but only achieving 60%.
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Darcie Little Badger @littlebadger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Did you go to school in Texas? Did your history class discuss the Lipan Apache and our profound impact on the state? No? It’s okay! I got you covered! Seriously, my HS history teacher (from Texarkana) didn’t know we exist/existed. www.tshaonline.org/handbook/ent...
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History and Legacy of the Lipan Apache Tribe in Texas and Mexico
Explore the rich history, cultural heritage, and continuous presence of the Lipan Apache tribe across Texas, northern Mexico, and the Southern Great Plains. Learn about their origins, alliances, resis...
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 02/09/2026
So weird to be on the same timeline as everything wrong in the world + Sir Anthony Hopkins releasing a classical album + Andrew W.K. releasing a fanastic jazz album that sounds like a soundtrack for a gritty film noir.
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Meowdelyn🏳️‍⚧️ @meowdelyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When a machine carrying out its tasks accidentally behaves unexpectedly due to an unforseen variable entering its operation space, thats not sentience, or acting with intent to "break free of its human masters". Its an error in the safety protocols. Every other framing is industry hype.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 31/08/2026
5:18 today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social
White msn in glasses making a silly face while donating blood
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 23/08/2026
Neighbor asked if I wanted a massive bag of plums harvested from her trees, which turned into me and the kids helping harvest, which turned into the kids setting up plum stands on opposing corners, but in a pseudo collaborative fashion. Same price, individual profits.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/08/2026
I wonder how challenging and/or expensive it is to rig a tight beam, angle-adjustable emp device to a bicycle.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 20/08/2026
The 🧵 is deep, and fabulous.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 20/08/2026
I’ve switched to writing my WIP by hand. It slows me down enough to naturally add more details into each scene. When typing I tend to quickly knock out what happens as the scene plays in my head. By hand, it takes so much longer to write each sentence that I have time to look around and notice more.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 16/08/2026
Just learned of Tristram Shandy from the Daniel Handler memoir and it makes me wonder if the town of Tristram from Diablo was named as a reference due to the constant digressions from the main quest that one can find oneself on.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 29/07/2026
books are one of the few things in life that consistently give back more than they are given.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As a cis man dating cis women, you maximize your chances of not getting murdered by not physically abusing your partners. As a cis woman dating cis men, you maximize your chances of getting murdered by… NOT dating or marrying them.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 14/07/2026
The main problem with having children is it often forces you to deal with feelings before you’ve had any coffee.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 13/07/2026
I’m reading this on Libby and it is very good, nuanced, and surprisingly progressive.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 11/07/2026
It’s amazing how many “that’s a bad thing, actually” talking points come out of watching the first Ironman with your child.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 09/07/2026
Just realizing the same dystopia/utopia line between Star Wars / Star Trek could be drawn between House of Cards & West Wing. HoC of course made doubly so by its lead actor being actual garbage as well. Real tired of dystopian fiction being used as a template for reality. Wealth&power is a blight
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 06/07/2026
Get it!
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/07/2026
Idea for a tv show with long fuse jokes ala arrested development that all lead to a super cringey season 6, episode 7 meme/joke fest that gets it canceled.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/07/2026
Just now realizing the image was reversed 🤦. I have become my own grandpa. Here’s the fix:
Same image as the quote post but flipped so the words actually read “alpha male” instead of “elam ahpla”
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/07/2026
It was obvious from their first words that the child would grow to be a great ninja. When told they could not do something, they were always swift to reply with: sure I can.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/07/2026
Real alphas donate, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social
White man in black mask and black “alpha male” kitten tank top donating blood in 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/07/2026
In accordance with the rites of the blood feud, I ate a large bowl of raw garlic, broccoli, and Gorgonzola for breakfast. The dentist will __suffer__
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Tatiana Gill @tatsgill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
New date added! 🤘TATIANA’S SÜMMER TOÜR 🤘 Seattle! I’ll be at these events with my comic books, hope to see you there! HOT OFF THE PRESS BOOK FAIR SATURDAY, JULY 11, 5-9pm REAL CHANGE VENDOR WEEK CELEBRATION THURSDAY, JULY 30, 11am-2pm PHINNEYWOOD COMIC BOOK SHOW SATURDAY, AUG 8, 11am-5pm
Cartoon drawing of a woman dressed as a rockstar holding a sketchbook up high and a brushpen like a microphone. Around her are the arms of fans doing rock and roll gestures.

New date added! 

🤘TATIANA’S SÜMMER TOÜR 🤘

Seattle! I’ll be at these events with my comic books, hope to see you there! 

HOT OFF THE PRESS BOOK FAIR
SATURDAY, JULY 11, 5-9pm
FANTAGRAPHICS BOOKSTORE

REAL CHANGE VENDOR WEEK CELEBRATION
THURSDAY, JULY 30, 11am-2pm
OCCIDENTAL PARK

PHINNEYWOOD COMIC BOOK SHOW 
SATURDAY, AUG 8, 11am-5pm
PHINNEY CENTER
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 02/07/2026
Dogs. Dahhhh-ah-ah-ahgs. With different people in clogs. Different people in clah-aw-awgs.
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Ludacris: Right Here
Alt: Ludacris: Right Here
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persephone @jomaselli.ca · 01/07/2026
Periodic reminder: there is no sisterhood without trans people. Transphobes are not feminists. They are just assholes. Thank you and good day.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 27/06/2026
Stayed up late working and am very tired and am just trying to float through the day and keep saying “I’m a leaf on the wind” and really hope I don’t end up impaled because of it.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 24/06/2026
Munching on sourdough i made a few days ago while mixing up another batch feels a bit like an ouroboros, but 🤷‍♂️
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 23/06/2026
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Grand Zeno from Dragon Ball Super
Alt: Grand Zeno from Dragon Ball Super
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/06/2026
Kids book title idea: how to fart: a tootorial You’re welcome.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/06/2026
“Harder Faster Better Stronger” is proof that you don’t need a lot of words to tell a good story. You just need to put them in the right order. And robot voices.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Keir Starmer is a bad person who used his power to make the United Kingdom a more unequal place and dismantle the possibility of opposing oppression and genocide, and to drive trans people from public life. If you think he is decent, I have news for you about your own moral judgement.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 21/06/2026
A little non fiction reading on this day of days.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 18/06/2026
It’s so great. Pick yourself up a copy.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 17/06/2026
Put a little dirt under my pillow for the dirt man….
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 14/06/2026
“The ring” except the curse attacks the ultra wealthy, and it follows the money, so once the inheritors (and stockholders) figure it out they start liquidating, then donating, as fast as possible. Brewster’s Billions (of tiny cuts)
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Wrighty @wrightsnake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice thing to see on my way home.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 13/06/2026
First and last, because the people rose up and defeated the dragon, and all his ill kind, and created a society that would never again tolerate, let alone celebrate, such wanton greed and buffoonery.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 11/06/2026
Kiddo asked me to make my usual sourdough red. So I did. And it looks like cake. It is not cake. The cake is a lie.
Red bread on a cutting board
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 10/06/2026
9yo posted “I’m back in black” in his game chat and we both started singing dun,dun dun dun, dun dun dun, …. be-Dow-bedowbedowbuh, dun… and so on. Probably my greatest parenting achievement to date.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/06/2026
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 06/06/2026
So tired I think I’m hearing the stranger thing clock bong
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 30/05/2026
When I heard about this a few years ago, I put it on my runner ID bracelet as “my own time and space”
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 30/05/2026
I said “I should probably beat you more often for your own good” to my 6yo in regards to her repeated pleas to go easy on her in Sorry and then she won anyway.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
R. F. Kuang has shifted the landscape of contemporary speculative & literary #fiction. Known for her sharp critiques of colonialism, institutional power, systemic racism & the politics of language, she's authored 3 NYT bestsellers & won the prestigious Nebula Award. Born #OTD in 1996. #booksky 1/2
A color portrait (photo credit: John Packman) of author R. F. Kuang, born in 1996, positioned on the left against a solid, bright blue backdrop. She is looking directly at the camera with a calm, serene expression and a subtle, knowing smile. Her dark, straight hair is styled with full fringe bangs framing her face, and she wears a delicate, circular gold pendant necklace over a simple, long-sleeved black top. Inset into the bottom right corner is the book cover for her acclaimed, award-winning historical fantasy novel Babel, or the Necessity of Violence: An Arcane History. The dark, intricate cover art displays a towering, detailed Gothic-style tower reaching into a cloudy sky, surrounded by flying white birds. The overall composition balances a clean, professional author headshot with the striking, moody artwork of her major literary achievement, establishing a mood of intellectual depth and creative brilliance.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 29/05/2026
Odds are high there’s been multiple bar trivia teams named The Roseate Spoonbills
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 25/05/2026
The clever(?) title “twin piques” just entered my brain but I bet it’s a rule 34 situation.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 24/05/2026
“Just wait until your father gets home” except he shows up with hugs and ice cream and emotion coaching.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
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Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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