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Will (he/him)

@willmooreston.com
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Writer. Seattle. Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens. Father. Husband. ND. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏋💅🤘🥃

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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 31/08/2026
5:18 today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social
White msn in glasses making a silly face while donating blood
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/07/2026
Just now realizing the image was reversed 🤦. I have become my own grandpa. Here’s the fix:
Same image as the quote post but flipped so the words actually read “alpha male” instead of “elam ahpla”
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/07/2026
Real alphas donate, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social
White man in black mask and black “alpha male” kitten tank top donating blood in 5 minutes and 17 seconds.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 11/06/2026
Kiddo asked me to make my usual sourdough red. So I did. And it looks like cake. It is not cake. The cake is a lie.
Red bread on a cutting board
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/05/2026
Oh no. I’ve gone from shaggy mountain man to 80s movie henchman.
White man with shaggy hair and a beardWhite man with slicked back hair and no beard
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/05/2026
screenshot of 5 songs from Apple Music
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 03/05/2026
Meet Greg.
A weird little doodle named Greg.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 02/05/2026
Had to make two sourdough loaves at once so I did them side by side, one on the stone and the other in the pot, with some water below to steam the one on the stone. Stone came out 10 minutes earlier than the pot, and is still waaaay darker and denser. Interesting!
Two loaves of sourdough bread, one significantly darker than the other.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 01/05/2026
I’m doing my part. 👍 4:52 today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social
A white man in glasses and a black mask with a white medical paper towel on his chest and a blood donating tube in his arm
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 18/04/2026
Pardon me whilst I clutch my pearls and fan my heated face.
Painting of general-in-chief Thomas-Alexandre Dumas Davy de la Pailleterie (1762-1806), he played a pivotal role in the French Revolutionary Wars
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 02/04/2026
Today’s a coffee-in-a-stein kind of a day.
Coffee in a glass stein with Dirtbag Ales on it
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 08/03/2026
I have not, in fact, stopped baking bread. It’s just become so routine that I don’t bother posting every loaf. But this new one is pretty neat. A seedy sourdough.
Fresh baked seedy sourdough sliced open to show an airy crumb.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 28/02/2026
Success!
Two cats in a rather large cat tower.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 18/02/2026
RIP to a very good cat, Shasta, 2010-2026, now chasing butterflies in a field upstate.
An old black cat on a blanket
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 10/02/2026
Saw the vamps today, @littlestcabbage.bsky.social . 4:33.
A bearded white man in an ac/dc shirt with a purple wrap on his elbow making a weird face.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 09/02/2026
Serendipity.
A screenshot of two posts, one complaining about people complaining about people in knitted hats only wearing their politics, the other of endeavorance in a knitted hat
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 31/01/2026
I made Pan Integral (whole wheat sourdough)! From Bryan Ford’s “New World Sourdough”
Two loaves of fresh baked Pan Integral sourdough bread on a cooling rack
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 31/01/2026
Presenting Shasta.
An old black cat with a red collar sleeping on a blanket
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 28/01/2026
I made Pan Rustico! From Bryan Ford’s “New World Sourdough”
Fresh baked Pan Rustico on a black cutting board in front of the recipe that made it
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 25/01/2026
Auuughh! Asmodeus made a break for it!
Two sourdough starters, one of which has outgrown its container and spilled out onto the shelf
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 24/01/2026
Been struggling to get my sourdough starter/dough to rise because “room temp” is too damn cold, so I set up a little heating station with a halogen bulb and now BOOM. The one in the back is from bread flour, been going a month, front is from rye flour, just a week.
Two sourdough starters in jars under a halogen lamp with a digital thermometer in front displaying 79 degrees Fahrenheit
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 21/01/2026
I made scones! Now I’m finally ready to entertain queens.
Fresh baked scones on a cooling rack with the recipe in front, from Paul Hollywood’s Bake
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 08/01/2026
Also made chocolate orange banana bread!
Fresh baked chocolate orange banana bread in front of the recipe, from Paul Hollywood’s “Bake”
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 08/01/2026
Second attempt at Pain de campagne went much better! I now have a banneton and a proper lame, and I didn’t flub the transfer from peel to stone this time. Woo!
A much better looking pain de campagne, fresh from the oven on a cooling rack
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 06/01/2026
In addition to making lots of bread over the holiday break, in also made some donuts. Yes, there is a single piece missing. Womp womp.
A completed 1000 piece donut themed jigsaw puzzle
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 05/01/2026
I made Pain de Campagne! It looks hideous but it sure is tasty!
Fresh baked pain de campagne on a cooling rack  Pain de campagne sliced to show off a tasty crumb, in front of the recipe in Paul Hollywood’s “Bake”
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 01/01/2026
I made cinnamon rolls! Recipe: www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/perf...
Fresh baked, uniced, cinnamon rollsIced cinnamon rolls
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 01/01/2026
Entering 2026 like…
Bearded, shaggy-haired white man with black “hellfire club” hoodie, holding brown coffee mug that says “don’t be a dick” with a rainbow.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 01/01/2026
I made dinner rolls!
Fresh baked dinner rolls from an americas test kitchen recipe
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 31/12/2025
You’re all doomed now that I know how to make baguettes.
Fresh baked baguettes with “vivid warm” filter applied because, though paler than I’d like, the unfiltered picture made them look raw.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 30/12/2025
The new dutch oven did not disappoint.
A fresh baked sourdough loaf in front of the Dutch oven from whence it came
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 28/12/2025
I made monkey bread! Recipe from “Bread Illustrated” by America’s Test Kitchen
Fresh baked monkey bread on a blue plate.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 27/12/2025
I made whole wheat sandwich bread!
Fresh baked whole wheat sandwich bread next to Paul Hollywood’s recipe from Bake
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 26/12/2025
Made PH’s berry fruits cheesecake with the 6yo. Turned out alright!
A fresh berry fruits cheesecake in a springform pan in front of the Paul Hollywood “Bake” book the recipe came fromA slice of berry fruits cheesecake on a blue plate
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 25/12/2025
Simmering milk in my new Emile Henry stewpot. Then I’m going to make the best sourdough loaf everrrrrrrr.
Close up of a red Emile Henry stewpot on the stove.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 23/12/2025
The 8” cake pan turned out!
A loaf of sourdough resting on top of a slice cut from that loaf, all on a cutting board.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/12/2025
I’ve been playing with sourdough baking vessels. A loaf pan works ok but ends up too dense. A 6” cake pan worked pretty well today, though the sides are a little wonky. I think I’ll try an 8” cake pan next.
A fresh baked sourdough loaf on a cooling rack in front of a six inch cake pan in the background.The same loaf on a black cutting board, sliced open to show a decently airy crumb.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 21/12/2025
Oh yeesh! I made maneesh! They’d better taste good after the $5 of herbs I used to make the zatar.
Fresh baked maneesh on a cooling rack next to the recipe book they came from (Paul Hollywood’s Bake)
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 20/12/2025
I made cookies!
Freshly baked double chocolate cookies next to a picture of double chocolate cookies in the recipe book they came from… from which they came… from whence the did come. Nailed it.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 16/12/2025
I was dissatisfied with how the sourdough turned out the other day, larger due to lacking the proper baking vessel. It was too wide and too short. So tonight I experimented with a couple loaf pans, using one as a lid for the other. Looks a beaut!
A fresh baked loaf of sourdough bread on a cooling rack
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 14/12/2025
I made hot cross buns! Ugly but tasty.
Ugly but tasty hot cross buns next to a picture of Paul hollywoods perfect hot cross buns.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 12/12/2025
Did you know you can use an old protein shaker bottle as a sourdough starter jar? Sure can, Bob. And then 6 days later you can make this beauty.
A picture of homemade sourdough bread next to a picture of homemade sourdough bread
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 10/12/2025
Turns out I’m fucking amazing at baking bread.
2 loaves of white bread on a cooling rack 2 loaves of white bread, one end sliced off to show the inside.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 04/12/2025
/laughs in aging metalhead with children Narrator: it wasn’t the children, and he was not ashamed. KPDH rules.
Screenshot of Apple Music year in review breakdown by month, showing Radiohead, black label society, st Vincent, Metallica, rammstein, demons & wizards, nightwish, Dragonforce, then all KPop demon hunters
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 28/11/2025
Roasted a turkey for the first time ever. 12.72 pounds, and it was glorious.
A perfectly roasted turkey in a pan.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 23/11/2025
Ha! Twins.
Will (white man in green hoodie) sits on the couch with his switch controller and a black cat named Shasta.
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/10/2025
Happy to report my hair grow-out process has achieve troll doll up-do length.
White dude from eyes up making crazy eyes with one eyebrow raises and hair in a weird troll doll up-do
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 01/10/2025
got to see @dragonforce.com and @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social last night and it was absolutely phenomenal.
White dude in a black mask in front of the Paramount marquee displaying POWERWOLF
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22/08/2025
There’s surely more than one pic of me in a dress out there, but this one is my favorite
Dude in a strappy backed black dress
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Will (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 21/07/2025
This was it. “Justice”. S1ep8. “Because it’s fun”. Heh.
A still from season one episode eight of Star Trek next generation. A blond white woman with Riker and Worf
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