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WillitsBarry

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Strongly in favor of fresh water. Red Delicious apples are not, in fact, delicious.

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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 4h
Fair. I will follow your lead. (not that you give 2 shits, but still).
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 9h
A mensch! www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/10/bruc...
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Bruce Ackerman's Donation - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Bruce Ackerman is a prominent law professor who I’ve known professionally for more than thirty years. Monday he distributed the following statement via email: Why My Tang Prize Award Will Go for Emerg...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 11h
Any 2028 Presidential hopefuls that line up behind this guy, I would never ever vote for you because you are bad for the country and can't meet the moment. But if you lead the charge against him and your plan is to punish the Nazis then I'm gonna be your biggest fan
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
graphic graphic showing five figures standing together in hooded, robe-like garments of different colors (brown, red, white, dark brown, blue), resembling a secret order. Labels above point to each figure, with bold text centered below.Text:
Labels above:
Flat Earther
Anti vaxxer
Moon landing denier
Climate change denier
Chemtrails believer   Bottom text:
The Illiterati
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Pittsburgh Pirates @pirates.com · 13/10/2026
On this day in 1960, Bill Mazeroski delivered the greatest home run in baseball history.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
WTAF? Yes, please smoke up, you Jamokes.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
1916 Life magazine image created to protest American isolationism, warning what could happen if WW1 was lost. Kind of love the take on Canada. Gotta admit living in St Karl sounds kind of dope. And pretty funny about Bismarck, ND. And, yeah, that new Gulf of Mexico name goes pretty hard.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dude, just resign already and find something you want to do.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Belarusian potash, bitches!
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, Coach is on fire today 🔥🚒
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Kat Alderson 🙃 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But what if we had MORE dark sarcasm in the classroom?
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what in the actual fuck?! www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congres...
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Congressional candidate is raped while repairing her campaign signs
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well said.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This fucking guy. Not being able to discriminate is an affront to HIS religious liberty. Fuck you: www.joemygod.com/2026/10/alit...
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Alito Calls 2015 Obergefell Ruling "Perhaps Decisive Point In Our Nation's Turn Against Religious Liberty" - Joe.My.God.
ABC News reports: Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito, the devout Catholic conservative who has long warned of animus against religion in America, says in a new book that he believes the court’s landma...
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Cosplay is offensive because we paid for our accents with stigma, shared resources when our hometowns were hit by natural disaster"
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Megyn Kelly is poison.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tech industry is laser focused on solving the problem of humans enjoying each other’s company bsky.app/profile/down...
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This Bud's for you, Driver. www.jalopnik.com/2272586/truc...
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Truck Carrying 387-Foot Long Wind Turbine Blade Up A Mountain Looks Like The Most Stressful Work Day Ever - Jalopnik
It takes a certain level of concentration and mad skill to navigate some of the world's most remote windy, narrow mountain roads.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Preach.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They sure as fuck did. And that is a high bar. elviadiaz.substack.com/p/kari-lake-...
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Kari Lake and Kyrsten Sinema can’t stop embarrassing Arizona
One is fighting her way to Jamaica. The other is dealing with a frightening legal and domestic mess at home
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 28/09/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View looking SE from 2800 N Lake Shore Drive as the Chicago shoreline meets Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-28 16:06:03 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: 2800lsd.com // Current Temp in Chicago: 69 F | 21 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NE at 10 mph | 17 kph // Humidity: 73%
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 25/09/2026
Centaur rodeos
Centaur rodeos
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Seinfeldism @seinfeldism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than, vanilla and chocolate. And yet still somehow racial harmony eludes us. / S05E13 The Dinner Party
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, this fleshy-headed mutant is still alive. And still spouting absolute nonsense: www.joemygod.com/2026/09/ging...
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Gingrich Predicts "Shocking" Win By GOP In Midterms - Joe.My.God.
“I think the odds are much better than even that by Election Day we will win one of the most shocking off-year elections in American history, and election which could potentially rival Thomas Jefferso...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 22/09/2026
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
View of Navy Pier in Chicago from William E. Dever Crib in Lake Michigan east of North Avenue. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-22 12:00:01 CDT (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: glerl.noaa.gov/metdata/chi/ // Current Temp in Chicago: 60 F | 16 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: ENE at 10 mph | 16 kph // Humidity: 72%
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pretty much. existentialcomics.com/comic/673
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Batman vs The Trolley Problem
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And so it begins. The Canadian invasion.
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So It Begins Raining
ALT: So It Begins Raining
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Large language muddle www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
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Large language muddle
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I didn't realize the Wendy's account was so spicey!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The fact that very few highly educated people support Donald Trump shows just how biased our educational system has become.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just when you thought a T-Rex couldn't be any scarier: www.jalopnik.com/2261457/scie...
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Scientists Discover T. Rex Blood Was As Hot As Human Blood, Suggesting They Were Fast-Running Predators - Jalopnik
Despite being extinct for over 65 million years, the T. rex could be studied because the team discovered a power beyond time, beyond death: dentistry.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you won't make Mitch McConnell's face out of balogna, then i'll find someone who will.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"This could be a fun, quirky food art project!" Fuck you, Claude.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I asked Claude to shape a big hunk of Oscar Meyer Bologna like Mitch McConnell and all i get is this shit:
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"The federal government is not hospice." Verdict? Not true.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Same. Also, throwing up in my mouth and unleashing "silent but deadly-ies."
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm here for construction humor.
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Serious "serial abuser is sorry" vibe. Good luck with that.
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Dean Frey @dean.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
For Lauren Bacall’s birthday: Benjamin Schwartz New Yorker, May 29, 2023
Description: A woman gives instructions on how to find a video to learn how to whistle.

Caption: "You know how to whistle, don't you? You just go to YouTube, search 'whistle how to,' and it's like the third video from the top."
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Poll watching right now is like, "Normal candidate with normal opinions ekes out small lead against sweaty bag of farts who sends dick picks to orphans and once dropkicked a puppy with leukemia."
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At least we're getting high gas prices and low stocks of anti-aircraft missiles, so it's all worth it, yeah? www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pho...
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New photos show widespread damage at U.S. positions caused by Iranian missile, drone attacks
The images were sent to CBS News by active service members under condition of anonymity.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 15/09/2026
pak-a-burger no. 1 sign, pampa, texas, 1982
pak-a-burger no. 1 sign, pampa, texas, 1982
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dog: It was consensual. FBI Applicant: I was a victim. You're blaming the victim. Dog: Did you see what he was wearing? He was asking for it. FBI Applicant: When do i receive my hiring bonus?
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jeebus. This really is "Weekend At Bernies" shit.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Don't drink water! Think of the data centers, you selfish bastard!!
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WillitsBarry @willitsbarry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What would Jesus do? Yeah, right: www.christianitytoday.com/2026/09/trum...
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The Trump-Era Laughter at Immigrant Suffering Is Deforming Our Souls - Christianity Today
Even those who want closed borders shouldn’t find migrants’ pain entertaining.
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