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Willie Mackenzie

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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 5h
You should go and see Rachel. She's very good, but also, the balls it takes to do a post like this - in a climate where comedians are encouraged to post nothing but wins, forever - merits your attendance on its own.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 15h
‘Liz fucking Truss? I’m orff!’
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 15h
Best of luck at the Build-a-Bear workshop!
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 15h
Lucky it didn’t go through the window
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s only see, so they wouldn’t need to give him early released, he doesn’t take up much space
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think in that scenario (and I understand it, as my dad died when he was mid forties), it’s that you get an early MLC and then follow up ones every few fecking years 🫠
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
‘Iron dome’ is the strongest, final form, of being very, very, *bald*.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aside from the general awfulness of the UK Media/commentariat lionising awful people who have died - one of the worst side effects is the obsequiousness of Gyles Brandreth being wheeled out as every awful dead person’s best friend & confidante.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cute 🥺
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National Trust @nationaltrust.org.uk · 06/10/2026
You're never too old to get excited about seeing a really big tree.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The way the BBC report says his political career was ‘paused’ when he went to prison, then in the next breath he’s released and back in the House of Lords. Just totally normal. 🫠
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Owen Blacker @owen.blacker.me.uk · 06/10/2026
28 years ago today, Matthew Shepard, a 21yo student at the University of Wyoming, was tortured and left to die by 2 men in their early 20s simply because he was gay Shepard was beaten so brutally that his face was completely covered in blood, except where it had been partially cleansed by his tears
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember this
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFS GPEW
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘resident novelist in Hell’
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, just saying, cat people …
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Such a weird thing to say
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Where do you get those post-it notes?
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🌲
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I sometimes forget to put a hint of voice in my sarcasm
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Civilisation is just going *swimmingly* - don’t you think?
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#priorities
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Perfection
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He does PR for Pizza Express I heard
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think feeling unwelcome as a Tory politician isn’t the same as being unwelcome as a white person.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve never seen anyone say they like him, except himself
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What’s the Gaelic for pineapple?
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grim af like
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you just substitute the words 'working age' for 'fighting age', suddenly the arrival of youngish men and women doesn't sound threatening. Rather, it sounds like exactly what we need for an ageing population.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally half the country was hanging on that cliff hanger as whether they’d keep watching or not. Odious little man.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What we *really* need in this country is yet another platform for ignorant bigots to spout anti trans shite (with added homophobia & misogyny, to no one’s surprise). Remembering a better time in the UK when a trans woman won Big Brother, & most of the housemates had no clue she was even trans.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel ya 😪
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Christopher Cartwright @chriscartwright.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let's kill everything A debate to kill all sharks in #Greenland , because "they eat fish" caught by local fishermen Humans are a nightmare ... Let's ask AGI to fix this #WarOnNature #Metacrisis www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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To cull or not to cull: Greenland debates fate of world’s slowest shark
As trawlers compete with Greenland sharks for halibut and cod, conservationists and fishers clash over what to do about misunderstood species
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you for loving her 🌈
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Alasdair Mackenzie @alasdairmackenzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is almost certainly true, and the UK fails women refugees in multiple ways, including by refusing safe routes to come here, wrongly rejecting asylum claims, barring family reunion & not recognising trafficking victims promptly or at all. If only Mahmood had the power to do something about this
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Nearly all women arriving on small boats have been raped, says Shabana Mahmood
Home secretary warns people traffickers will exploit asylum seekers because they decide who comes to the UK
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
By the next election we’ll probably have a new law saying PMs must be white & have proof of five centuries of English ancestry, so she might not even qualify.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What has Romesh Ranganathan ever done for you?
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Gavin Hogg @wholehogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Tom Usher @tomusher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can’t believe the debate around racism in this country has got to such an awful, primitive level that hard right politicians are having to earnestly discuss whether they’re actually English or not because they’re not white.
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Scottish Greens @scottishgreens.org · 04/10/2026
It's world animal day! Here are 5 good news stories for animals in Scotland.
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Or indeed how much time is spent telling us how other forms of racism and bigotry aren’t in fact racism or bigotry, just LeGiTiMaTe CoNcErNs.
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Saul Staniforth @saulstaniforth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Do you have to be white to be English?" That this is even being asked is a sign of how much racism has been legitimised by our media & politics over the last two decades
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. It’s so *telling*, the things they choose NOT to have a fight over …
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who let this big handsome dork into my house, and why does he always hungry?
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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Richard Grant, you can't just ask people if they have more teeth per capita than a normal person! #CelebrityTraitors
Do you have more teeth than a normal person?
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Willie Mackenzie @williemackenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breflux
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 03/10/2026
2 big interviews with Daley Thompson in the Times and the Telegraph. What's Swim Glinner's ex up to? Re that tshirt, "“Would I do it now? No, of course I wouldn’t. But it was a different time,” he says."
Daley Thompson wearing a tshirt that says "is the world's 2nd greatest athlete gay?"
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Such large virtue lurks in these small things
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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