William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Easiest, lowest commitment form of political activity” isn’t “posting”? 120
Reposted by William Slothropryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...themomoftheyear.substack.comI’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night. 12352981372
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026That may be lightly paraphrased as I am not confident I recall it verbatim, but it absolutely reflects the crux of it. 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A very funny line that Ed Mulvihill dropped on me when I accidentally picked up a phone banking call and pressed him about the concerning level of corporate PAC support he is soaking up as a newcomer to the local house race: “the PACs backing me are mostly funded by *Delaware* corporations.” 210
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026What’s the upper atmospheric effect happening at the top of the plume that seems to be creating a cloudy bubble around the ash? 130
Reposted by William SlothropChance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026say what you will about the myriad valid concerns with current LLMs but I personally will never get over the fact that Aaron Swartz was prosecuted to his literal death for downloading JSTOR and then a decade later, they downloaded & ingested the entire world and our IP laws just went ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4645471568
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’d wager that depressing base turnout is a bigger hazard than losing a chance to fine-tune moderate appeal. 070
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My mom was hounded by these operations until her death because these pitches preyed upon her desire to be useful and involved, even as she cognitively deteriorated. She was giving money she didn’t have, subtracting from the money I gave her for groceries, etc. Vile practices, betraying their base. 1414
Reposted by William SlothropAdam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The fundraising texts you delete are working on someone. It’s infuriating and heartbreaking. An 85yo in Ohio gave more than double the value of his home. A 91yo in an Indianapolis senior facility gave 25K times. The DCCC/DSCC don’t just tolerate the spammers who exploit seniors. They take part.data4democracy.substack.comHook and SqueezeHow Democratic consultants, committees, and party leaders built a fundraising spam pipeline that funnels money from a captive pool of elderly donors into their own operations. 17845351588
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Too many are incapable of any real moral calculus and outsource decisions about what’s fair to superiors, cops, complainants, or judges. Shockingly shallow thinking relative to the human toll of the consequences inflicted. 010
Reposted by William SlothropJack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Today in @thenation.com: a harrowing piece written from inside the Dilley ICE detention center by Maryam Tahmasebi, a green card holder who's been locked up along with her husband and son for months despite none of them committing any crime. www.thenation.com/article/soci...thenation.comOne Woman’s Message From the Hell of ICE DetentionMy husband, son, and I have been locked up for months—despite being permanent residents with no criminal record. It is an unendurable, unending nightmare. 11835222210
Reposted by William Slothropjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026tech ceos love to talk like it's impossible to know what the computer will do at any given time as if that's smart and powerful and amazing. the determinism was like, the best part of the computer though. removing the determinism is the opposite of smart. it's stupid 512884528
Reposted by William SlothropLiLBazula 👻 🎃 @lilbazza.bsky.social · 02/08/2026'It's good to discuss', in practice means: 'accept all of the talking points of the worst faith biggest right wing conspiracy theory dangers who would get us all killed so if or when there is another mass public health emergency the crackpots can command the discourse & its framing' 311212
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026After a weekend in which I went fully around the bend into bird photography and probably hiked 10 miles in search of shots, it is intensely funny to me that you were able to get this photograph in high detail without leaving your kitchen. 120
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 22/07/2026“[I]t also stressed the models had escaped from what it described as a ‘highly isolated environment’.”static.klipy.comTim Robinson: You Sure About That?Alt: Tim Robinson: You Sure About That? 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Okay but intermix the physical comedy of the muppets getting thrown around with Tom Cruise stunts where he gets tossed around like a muppet. 040
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026We can’t replace the Altima, but what we might be able to do is recreate it in the aggregate. [breaks down the accident rates of the Dodge Charger, Hyundai Elantra, and Kia K4] 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Action shot, I look busy, right? Businessman by day, Politics all niiight. Politics all niiight. 120
Reposted by William SlothropTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 17/07/2026OK but imagine the teleprompter guy white-knuckling through a speech he's got a big bet down on while Trump spends 25 minutes freestyling off script 745535
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026“Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We have a toilet to blast.” 020
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 15/07/2026And yet the effort, appropriately, leads you right back to learning there were about three more Terminator movies than you thought. 120
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I think my feelings on Weezer are best summarized by saying that Rivers once sucked in a way that I found intensely relatable as a teenager, but now he sucks in a way that is no longer even remotely relatable. The huge guitar hooks can’t drown out my antipathy for the guy at this point. 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Rivers embraced slop ahead of the curve, truly a visionary. 120
Reposted by William Slothropfriday night roundtable enjoyer @bedlamatcbp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026ok put duran in for the save 110630
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 14/07/2026you can buy a ticket to this lottery every time you step outside a bar for a cigarette. the rest is up to you. good luck. 030
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Can’t get enough of the disembodied white gloves flying up above the POV as he grasps his head in dismay. 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I’m so sorry for your loss, and I’m glad your father lived life sharing such unreserved love with you. Aside from what we might come to see differently as we metabolize our grief, the loss of a parent cements the status quo of the relationship — it was what it was. Grief absent regret is a mercy. 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I found it tough to acclimate to the finality of it. The “I should tell [parent] about this news” part of the brain doesn’t stop firing overnight. Over a year and a half later, the impulse has slowly been recast as “[parent] would have loved this,” but it’s the same rueful sense of absence. 140
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is roughly my go-to descriptor of Jordan Pickford, the man quite simply has the look of first casualty of a charge over the top. 1130
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Consoling the Ferrari strategy team with this specific energy: m.youtube.com/watch?v=7d0l...m.youtube.comThe Wire Rawls Chewing Up JimmyYouTube video by shakeelahmadch 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I think the exact inverse of that OP is much closer to the truth. The document worked remarkably well under the changing circumstances of the past centuries, but the people have let the institutions fail due to rising antidemocratic impulses. 030
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Need some pronunciation notes to really make this stick. 100
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This squeezed a laugh out of me as quickly and forcefully as a Heimlich maneuver. 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This sounds like they realized the summary layer was not actually quoting the case when this first came to their attention, yet they refiled without looking into it enough to understand the relevance/holding itself was hallucinated. Phenomenal. 0132
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The fact that it may summarize many cases correctly is undoubtedly tempting people to rely on this feature when it will always catastrophically fail them on a long enough timeline. 2151
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Honestly, the functionality in question probably ought to be disabled. It’s a huge malpractice trap and anyone dumb enough to fail to clock that reality, which the companies selling this stuff downplay, is *inevitably* going to make this mistake. Huge product design flaw. 1233
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026This type of error almost certainly reflects copy/pasting out of the Westlaw AI research results summary layer; someone didn’t click through to read the case itself. 1182
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Glonzo-style scapegoating but extra fucked up because it’s pointing that blame at children. 060
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Assuming that after this shot, the cloths are pulled down into a blindfold position as the Bibles are raised, and they each get absolutely clobbered with the holy book by the priest standing behind them. 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“Oh yeah, well would a person destabilized by constant long-term internet overuse post THIS?” [says some absolutely unhinged shit] 0260
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026“James Corden is next” remains a significantly more useful warning for waitstaff than incentive for TV viewers. 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Entirely consistent with the prior reporting that this was health-related. 000
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Future outcome of American retail: 1) established Costco with the bulk of its liquor consumed by police 090
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If he can parlay the religious delusions into his own religious sect, I would love to see the iconography that comes out of this. 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Rather than rush to judgment, I just want to ask: what did the wedding photos that *didn’t* make the cut to be framed look like? 030
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 28/06/2026absolutely, the temptation to view the incoherence as thoughtless lets grover off the hook for what the intentionality of his choices says about him 030
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Ah yes, the “special relationship” (Folie à deux). 010
William Slothrop @williamslothrop.bsky.social · 27/06/2026The childhood Gritty hat feels very nearly anachronistic but perhaps I’m just a thousand years old and numb to the passage of time. 120